official oily josh

used to be i-divided-by-zero

[crevicedwelling]

having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

[crevicedwelling]

noble steed uses her hands to manipulate

[weeeevilboyfriends]

beautiful horse

[recolored-classics]

The Seine at Bougival (1879) by Pierre-Auguste Renoir

[mclennonyaoi]

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry what was that

oh okay

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[c0nji]

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[sadluckbrian]

[badluckbrian2]

[forestgreenlesbian]

Water For The People, Paul D’Amato

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance