Poland mention Poland mention polska gurom!!!!

[official-poland-mention]

Since we started getting tagged in posts (which is super cool and I appreciate it!) I just wanted to let you know I have an internal rule for what constitutes my nebulous notion of what's a Poland Mention and what's Not a Poland Mention:

- Polish people casually talking about things that are happening in Poland, especially to other Polish people? Not a Poland mention ✖️

- Polish people talking about stuff happening in Poland directed potentially to non-Polish people? Not a Poland Mention ✖️

- Polish people talking about stuff happening in Poland and non-Polish people join in? A soft Poland Mention ❓

- people outside of Poland mentioning Poland? ✅ Poland Mention

- anyone talking about Poland in a way that feels incidental? ✅ Poland Mention

It's not a hard and fast set of rules, a lot of it is vibes based and as an admin of this blog I consider myself an ultimate arbiter in this regard 👁️👁️ Such limits are necessary so that this blog isn't full of just random posts from anyone that mentions Poland in any capacity.

This is just so you know why I may not reblog some of the tagged posts, as much as I enjoy seeing them 🙂‍↕️

[real-language-facts]

Is Polish language really that polished?

yeah it is so polished that ots shiny. like a bald baby head

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Official Polish Mention

[nothingdoingcomic]

Nothing Doing no. 44

[sourcreammachine]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[akwarelki]

@official-poland-mention

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Official Krakow Mention (again 🥳)

[dogpuppy]

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Official Poland Mention

[gtx950]

getting mixed signals

[akwarelki]

@official-poland-mention

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Official Poland Mention

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

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King Bolesław Krzywousty in 1138 tbh

[xenalous]

Lmao

Btw babcia=grandma; Żabka=Polish convenience store "Little frog"; dziecko=child

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Official Babcia Mention

[vvargamora]

you are not immune to "Poland mentioned 🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅💥💥"

[gtx950]

getting mixed signals

[mihidesuntverba]

@official-poland-mention

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Official Poland Mention

[cryptotheism]

They found a fossilized neanderthal dream in a hollow stump in Poland. And yes, it can be fermented into alcohol to gain his cave memories.

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Official Poland Mention

[probuccalfat]

god forbid a woman has a hobby

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Official Polish Man mention

[oneheadtoanother]

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Official Poland Mention

[fruitie]

[kochamregionalizmy]

prev xDDd

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Official Poland Mention 🇮🇩🏳️‍🌈

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Od @natowe 💖

[frutiger-aeroplan]

je polský catboy bojkot?

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Official Poland Mention ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[psilopterus]

This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

[miss-edith-cushing]

Ok, so here is the croissant that started all this mess:

When asked about what kind of animal might it be, the woman said: "It's this, oh, what is it called... A lagun!"

The devil works fast, but The Krakow Animal Welfare Society works faster:

They already made a merchandise with an illustration of the lagun - they posted information about it on Facebook on Tuesday evening and by the Wednesday morning everything was already sold out.

My university professors are so delighted about this story that they are writing tons and tons of limericks, moskaliks and lepiejs (those two last genres are very popular, ridiculous and humorous types of short poems, in last decades popularized by Wisława Szymborska) and posting them on official Facebook pages of our university departments, and I am dying of laughter.

[miss-edith-cushing]

Important update on the story: owners of cafés and bakeries in Kraków realized that this wonderful idiocy that took over the country could bring them profit and help animals, and started selling croissants labeled as laguns: i.e. Massolit Café & Bakery is sending 10% of income from selling laguns to the Krakow Animal Welfare Society. Thankfully laguns are selling like hotcakes and bakeries don't plan to stop making them, so the story that started and could quickly die as just another seasonal nonsense transformed into a tool for helping small, helpless, vulnerable creatures, far less dangerous than vicious lagun.

[injuries-in-dust]

This is how cyptids get started.

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Official Lagun Mention

[heyitschartic]

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

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Official Poland Mention