Brot das niemals jemandem etwas tun würde

wirklich dieses Brot hat noch nie jemanden gestabbed ich versprechs

[eggsaladstain]

please just watch this

Source: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, September 21, 2025

[hurdy-girly]

“average loaf of bread is depressed” factoid actualy just statistical error. average loaf of bread has 0 emotions. Bernd das Brot, who lives in Germany & lives a hellish existence as a children’s mascot who swears on tv, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[trickarrowsandbatarangs]

German children’s tv show mascot Bernd das Brot would do numbers if he had a tumblr account:

[sailor-cosmic-horror]

The Hero of German childrens TV is Bernd the bread. He is a depressed rectangular loaf of bread with very short arms. He likes watching trains and his wall and is generally like a grownup, I love him

[blackhollowstr]

@official-stabbrot

[official-bernd-das-brot]

Dinge passieren auf Twitter

[ayjaydraws]

he gets one (1) curse word, as a treat

[vollkornbot]

Today I found out I'm older than Bernd???

Are you...

...older than Bernd

...younger than Bernd

...the same age as Bernd

Voting ended onSep 19, 2024

(I love the picture on his Wikipedia page, I think it captures his ongoing existential crisis very well)

[official-stabbrot]

Wie geht es dir im 'Wellness Urlaub' ? (Link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C916VpyoCb_/?igsh=eW1nemoybTJ2amhw )

war dringend nötig... aber jetzt wird das volle wellness programm durchgezogen.

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[siryyeet]

Eines Tages will ich auf ne Demo und n Schild hochhalten wo nur n Bild von Bernd das Brot drauf ist. Kein Text oder so. Einfach nur Bernd das Brot <3

[juliaandthephantoms]

@official-stabbrot Bernd mit Messer vs. Afd Bernd

[official-stabbrot]

Bernd hasst die AfD, nur dass das klar ist

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plottwist: Bernds big naturals sind Luftballons, die er aus Spaß spontan platzen lässt, deshalb das Messer. Allzeit bereit.

Wie kannst du es wagen zu behaupten, dass Bernds broobs fake sind

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