ashy af

does anyone have lotion lmao

[pharahsgf]

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour

[cutieechu-deactivated20221109]

Idk what moments occurred in my life to lead me to make this decision today. But it happened. And I'm both disappointed in myself, but also very proud.

[tampire]

The Universe is saved by our beloved Angel and Demon

[official-thanos]

So I was thinking

why not send all the flat earth believers to space

and just leave them there

[marvel-lous-things]

yea

[rawrzimon]

@therealjacksepticeye Hyonk yonk am inevitable !

[amazingspidermans]

The Avengers, furiously explaining to Thanos that he took away everything they loved:

2014 Thanos, who had never met these people in his life:

[theavengers]

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[adizzyninja]

I can’t fucking get over this oh my god

[tumblrrr]

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

[yunglupeonthetrack]

My 9 to 5

[tumblrrr]

[youmustlookbeyond]

What did it cost you ?

[tumblrrr]

[worstloki]

thanos alternate snap ideas:

- fuse people together so the population is halved 

- make people half the size so they use up half the amount of resources they would normally 

- double the population and quadruple the resources

- make everyone stone creatures so they don’t need sustenance or resources

- everyone gets a 1v1 cage match winner gets the rights to stay alive

- get rid of the people who don’t like the idea of getting rid of the population

- go back in time in disguise and break up half the couples in history

- use the reality stone to make everyone think half the universe is gone and never existed

- only 1 planet in all the universes where everyone lives and its super big so there are plenty of resources

- everyone gets a cornucopia 

- give people antman disks so they can make resources bigger

[barbaragordondefensesquad]

Mysterio did a better job at creating illusions with technology than thanos did with the reality stone.

[official-thanos]

Tbh, I think your plan of killing half the universe is fucking brilliant, and I hate people, but I have a bigger question. Why didn't you use the power of the Infinity Stones to create more resources to sustain life and ensure our survival?

Cause humans will always want more. The greed never ends

Think of it this way:I create more resources, end world hunger, and no one is starving.Great, amazing, brilliant and bam, I’m a hero.

People are happy, start having families. Kids, dogs, cats, horses, whatever. They all need space to life, so being the hero, I clear as much land as I need to create homes for all these families. Once again, I’m a hero.

Years go by, and resources are dwindling again, rapidly. Even worse than before because now theres billions of families in need of food, but now there is no more land for all those resources to grow on.

I can fast forward the growing of food on the last piece of land, but I can only feed to many people with that amount of food. Meaning the rest of the world will go back to starving, and world hunger becomes inevitable in said situation.

What if we control the population? But that’s exactly what the chinese did, correct? It was a one child per family rule? That didn’t have much a great affect since it’s now its changed and pollution is still the worst in all the Earth.

World Hunger is inevitable. I could supply resources endlessly, but the problem was never a lack of it. The problem is the abundance of humans.

I’ve been on a lot of planets, and never have I seen such beings who fight for lives, yet continuously bring life into the world only to consume it.

yall need to get yo shit straight.

[tonystarkstan]

idk how the stones work but it seems to me like thanos could’ve just snapped more resources into existence and everything would be fine. but nooooo homeboy needed to alleviate his homicidal tendencies.

[official-thanos]

Y’all got cow farms, pig farms, chicken farms and fields of just corn for states like shit who needs that much corn??

Lack of recourses isn’t just the problem

It’s the humans constantly creating the lack of resources

[official-thanos]

Would you trade Nebula for some Snapple considering you like to SNAPple so much? 😂😂😂

Maybe if you threw in some Rice Krispies, then you got yourself a done deal

[banana-bread-thread]

[official-thanos]

Oh yes.

[ruinedchildhood]