Updates From UA Campus

A log for all our status updates and announcements, for the convenience of concerned parents and curious students. People seem to think we need "transparency" in our endeavors for some unknown reason! (this is a joke blog but who knows there might be plot. Set vaguely in-canon but I have changed some things)

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Greetings!

Am I a dog? Am I a mouse? Am I a bear? No matter—I’m UA’s Principal Nezu!

Stay tuned to this channel for updates on the status of this illustrious school—news, upcoming events, and so on. Never let it be said that UA is anything but conscientious! Input is welcome, but do keep it appropriate.

Good day to all! -Principal Nezu

MASTERLIST (WIP)

CHARACTER TAGS (subject to updates as more characters show up)

The staff of UA all got character tags pre-Seiji, when Nezu was the one writing them, so they simply use their hero names. Searching will either bring up a post from that hero or a post talking about that hero (the latter are older posts, since Seiji thought that was clunky). The non-official tag names, written by Seiji in-universe, are as follows:

Tech Wizard—Seiji (OC)

Accelera—Viola (OC)

Squirt—Junichi (OC)

The Healer—Takara (OC)

That Bastard—their father (OC)

Blasty—Bakugo

Mindwipe—Shinsou

Bone-Breaker—Midoriya

Gravity Kid—Uraraka

Speedrun—Iida

Shadow Bird—Tokoyami

Mirror Kid—Hagakure

Spark Plug—Kaminari

There are also a couple of tag names which neither Seiji nor Nezu wrote:

;)—Hatsume, still technically anonymous

Who?—the League of Villains. They let Shigaraki try to be cryptic with that one.

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Yumokume picrew! It's the same picrew you used in that recent picrew post

The only bangs that matched theirs hid most of their eyes so I had to move them all the way down do you could actually see it

It’s the cloudy kid!!! I can relate to the picrew struggles, unfortunately ;-;

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A Farewell

Greetings, students and staff! We’ve certainly had an eventful time with this broadcast system, haven’t we? As enjoyable as it has been… at times… I am forced to consider that it is a liability and a hassle. This was an experiment in the beginning—and we all have experiments which turn out quite differently than expected, don’t we?

Therefore, this system will no longer be in use effective today. It has been a pleasure. Good day!

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Picrews! But… they look different?

With the exception of Takara’s eyes because this picrew doesn’t have white iris options, color changes here are because of their post-story lifestyles. That, and I wanted to have some fun with colors

Without his quirk’s functionality, Seiji doesn’t need his glasses anymore… and wouldn’t you know it, they also masked his real eye color. Say hello to the character design feature that I love about him the most!

Vi has a knife now. It’s what she deserves! She’s also smiling less vibrantly than usual…

Junichi has learned to smile! Kinda. He’s working on it. He has discovered a love of sparkly hair clips, too.

Takara doesn’t know what to do with her still-newish family members, but she does know that they make her smile more—usually, her wife is the only one who can do that. For once, her hair is down.

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Have fun! -☁️

Bye, kiddos! Remember, if you’re ever in trouble, go for the eyes.

It was nice meeting you guys. Your quirks are fun.

I wasn’t around long, and I’m glad to be leaving this school of insane patients. Be nice to Recovery Girl! And stay safe. 

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I think the broadcaster was on. 

Oh-

Shit. 

You swore!

I—it has been a long week. 

Ha. Knew I’d get you to loosen up. Come on, Juni, ready for your first real on-the-run road trip?

I’ll miss this place. 

Well...

But okay. If Takara doesn’t drive too much. 

I can't say I don't deserve that. Onwards we go.

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-sorry, didn’t mean to jostle you.

You’re fine, my backpack has seen worse.

Do you… know the pla-

I know the plan.

…

…

I’m sorry.

I’m just upset about Seiji, you’re fine. Can’t be upset that you didn’t know him well.

Viola… Vi. I know I am not the nurturing type, and I know I can be cold. But… I never thought I would have siblings. All I ever knew from my blood family was pain.

I never should have made that assumption so openly, and I apologize. I…

I always wanted a big sister, you know.

Well… I always wondered what having a little sister would be like.

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OOC: Seiji’s not replying anymore but HDJDJFJF he would love this, truly you understand his essence

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Oh, and to the kids:

It’s been an honor to watch all of you go nuts. Raise hell in my absence!

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Wait a raid? -☁️

NOTHING. I’m leaving!

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I never did thank you. 

For what?

For tasering me in the warehouse and kidnapping me—nah, I’m kidding. Kind of. I finally got rid of my father, I found new family... if you hadn’t literally dragged me here, I doubt that would have happened, even though I did deliberately reveal myself. 

You’re welcome. Next time I’ll use a paint bomb. 

Hey, Vi did that to you the first time, not me!

And I never actually got her back. 

Heh. Well... maybe you’ll get the chance. Thanks for everything, Eraser. 

Don’t you dare drop all communications. 

Of course not! I’m inviting you to the raid on the HPSC!

What. 

Nevermind. I should make my great escape! Tell Mic I said bye!

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If you decide to go ahead, I have to leave now to ensure everything is in place. Here, this is yours. 

Thanks. And, for the record, sorry about how we met. And the rat thing. 

No offense taken. I never got the sense you meant true insult. 

As per norm, you’re right. 

Well met, Seiji Yamato. I wish you luck in the future. 

You too. 

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Hell yeah we get to know about a fake death, it'll be so cool in like 20 years to lie about stuff like this on online forums to fuck with people -☁️

I will admit, I thought this device was off. 

Whoops, I make those confusing on purpose, that’s on me. One last piece of chaos before I fuck off into the sunset! I’ve always wanted to cause conspiracy theories.

You and Todoroki, I swear.

I’ll miss that kid. I… can’t come back once I’m gone, can I?

That you cannot. At least, not for several years at minimum. Even if I’m not forced to explain that you are dead and not presumed dead…

Yeah, I figured.

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Seiji, have you faked your death enough times to rank them by how boring they are?

...Possibly?

That’s not what I meant… though let’s call that plan b.

I’m actually surprised that’s not what your plan a is.

I’ll be busy, you understand, fielding queries from everyone and getting reports filed. The staff will have to help, though it will distract them. The police presence on campus is quite low at the moment, and wouldn’t it be quite irritating for them if one of our test robots got loose from the damage sustained to the support wing? And, goodness, we trusted that Accelera would stay here, but it seems she’s disappeared into the skies and Hawks is forced to give chase. You’re still comatose, so I can’t imagine why she left so suddenly.

If the next sentence is gonna be something involving Takara and driving, I can tell you right now she won’t be subtle.

Of course not. Your sister is a volunteer healer, and she is needed elsewhere, isn’t she? And of course she’ll take her younger half-brother with her, as she’s currently his legal guardian. 

Wh-

You missed a lot. This... could work. 

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The media is, of course, aware that we were attacked. They are not aware of the details beyond that you interfered somehow and that no one was killed. 

Oh, damn, I’m an idiot! All of that was on the private channel, of course no one else saw the updates—uh. You were gonna say “but the cops know” weren’t you?

No, actually. One officer knows most of the details, and he is handling things. 

Tsukauchi, wasn’t it?

He is trustworthy. 

Okay, I don’t see how this keeps Vi and the others safe. 

And you, Seiji. 

...Sure...

Well, considering you only stabilized today, I haven’t had the time to update Tsukauchi on your status as alive or dead.

You CANNOT be serious. 

Well, that might be the most boring way I’ve ever faked my death. Can’t say I’m not game…

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I’ll be blunt. He feels like shit right now and almost died, don’t start in with consequences yet. 

So neither of you want to hear why there will be no jailing for any of the Yamato half-siblings?

...I’m listening. It’s fine, Eraser. 

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There you are. Do you still feel dizzy?

It's manageable.

...

...

You cannot tell what I have on me, can you?

Should I be able to?

Considering I borrowed this transcribing device from your elder sister, yes. I apologize for the test.

Heh. It's fine. My quirk... is definitely out of commission.

...

No room for debate, there.