Official Wonderlands

Well, isn't this just GREAT Where are we exactly?

[official-wonderlands]

Hello, where is here?

Well, this might be the weirdest thing to happen to us. Anyone got any idea when or where we are?

Not at all, but I suggest we don't fight anyone until we're sure it's safe.

Good news, the ship is fine so we have a place to stay at least.

So the plan is to stay near the ship until we figure out what happened?

I'll have tea and cookies ready in case someone shows up and doesn't act hostile.

I'm taking first watch!

And I'm taking a nap, that whole thing gave me a headache *tch*

Dibs on second watch

Just whatever you all do, be careful, I'll be in the infirmary.

I made a master post HERE for my au.

This is mod @siriannatan. This is my first time running an RP blog, so I apologise ahead of time for maybe being a bit slow and irregular with responses (and I messed up, soooo it's a side blog)

Basically Wonderlands or Pirate Sabo AU is what is says in the name, an AU were Sabo became a pirate instead of a revolutionary and all the whacky adventures of him and his crew.

There are three original devil fruits in the mix, Sabo's fox-fox fruit model Gumigo, Stelly's window-window fruit and Luis's cat-cat model Nekomata fruit.

I'm not an artist in any way aside from writing so please no asks that would warrant a drawing of any kind but outside of that I can't really think of anything. If something makes me uncomfortable I'll just skip the ask I suppose.

/me being here is @peanut-with-wifi-access's fault/

At the end of the day, we're all just here to have fun :}

[official-wonderlands]

How's Shamrock?

Same as every year. Assured me he's fine, just needs some alone time *she sighed*.

He never did anything like this back in Mariejois. But I guess Garling wouldn't let him just take a whole day off.

*Locked himself in his room and is unavailable*

[theactualfuckingrandline]

alright fool children, scream your questions into the waves

WHATS UP WITH YOU: i will laugh at you as i crush you beneath my skirt

WHY ARE YOU HERE: you dare to limit me, when i will outlive every syllable of your name?

WHAT ARE YOU:

i am the seaglass scissors that cut fate's thread short

NO LIKE WHAT ARE YOU:

the sea predates gender, child NAME: call me whatever, i will know regardless. whether i listen or not, you have no assurance of

hey babes guess who it is!!! its me again!!!!! parentscomputer-official!!!! i mod garp and uta and another blog but im lowkey too tired to be active on that one so ignore it for now sweets <3

yeah i was like "mm the ocean" and then i was like "evil older woman" and now ive got. this. yay.

drawing coming soon i gotta study math lol ughhhh fuuuckkkkkkk summer studying is dumbbbb rahhhhhkjhsdgjkhdkj

mod is a minor, flirting with grand is ok but ideally nothing actually explicit lol

tags to be decided <3

ok im Summoning them now (sannie your masterlist is a godsend youre amazing)

@perona-offical @nika-official @nika-ofishial @zoro-r @god-enel-offical (GOIGN) @sabo-offical @luffy-offical @chief-commander @koby-official @thegrandlinewafflehouse @the-grandline-bartender @signore-coccodrillo @softspottedpaws @teach-official @sparks-and-glitches-official @bepo-official @shatter-proof @ussop-offical @heat-official @bogard-official (BOGARDDDDD AYYYY MY GOATTTT) @laboon-official @marinemischief @trafalgar-official @totmusica-official

[heaventh]

Reblog if it's okay if I anonymously confess something to you.

[official-wonderlands]

*Still trying to find a way home, Wonderland decides to dock at an uninhabited island to allow Daniela to check the ship as the other scatter and stay nearby.

Suddenly, you feel something change in the air. You guys don't know what it is and start to tense up. Weapons are drawn, devil fruits are activated, and you take defensive positions

Then you hear a voice yell out.*

Woah, woah, woah! Sorry to frighten you guys! Hesheshehshe!

*A man walks out from deeper in the island with his hands up in a pacifying gesture. He's a tall man with dark skin and long curly hair. However, what you guys mainly notice is his large grin and straw hat on his head.*

I'm not here for a fight, friends. :) I'm just here for a talk, if you don't mind?

@official-joyboy

Hello, sir, I'm Sabo, the Captain, and this is my sister Stelly. *There are a lot of teenagers aboard their ship.* You remind me of my little brother.

Your little brother is pure sunshine and energy. I'm sorry about him. Would you happen to know anything about oddly coloured whirlpools?

[official-joyboy]

*Now up close, Joyboy can see the huge crew they have.*

Whistles, nice crew you got there. I'm impressed.

*Looks at Sabo.*

Little brother, huh? You wouldn't happen to be Sabo, hmm? Looks like your universe took you down quite the path. Hesehsehshe!

*Turns to look at Stelly.*

Oddly coloured whirlpools, ay? You wouldn't happen to be talking about Rainbow Mists, M'lady?

*Then, Joyboy's grin seems to sharpen as he acknowledges a familiar presence in the air: Abyassal energy. He turns to see Shamrock and Killi and lightens up with familiarity, having met another version of him earlier.*

Shamrock, well, this is a nice surprise! It seems like you've hung up your old 'Holy Knight' cloak! How wonderful! Hesheshesehshe!

And... you brought a friend with you.

[official-wonderlands]

Stelly really saved me by pointing out how dumb my plan was *he smiles widely*. We might have raided a marine orphanage. But it's not like anyone wanted to be there.

No, no mists, just a weird maroon-purple whirlpool. But who knows, maybe that Rainbow Mist caused it somehow.

Love and a broken heart can lead you to many interesting places.

*is trying to hide behind Shamrock, but he is significantly taller so it's not really working* Umm, hi... *shaky wave*

[official-joyboy]

*Sabo's answer has him pulling his head back in a laugh.*

Hesehsehsehe! You're right about that. Not many children want to live in an orphanage.

*At Stelly's answer, Joyboy hums and scratches his beard.*

Hmmm, a maroon-purple whirlpool? Yeah, that doesn't sound like a Rainbow Mist, but it could've evolved from one. I'm no gifted navigator, so I'm not much help in that regard, buuut....

*With a snap of his fingers, a log pose falls into Stelly's hand. A little stunned, she looks closely and notices an inscription saying: Elbaf.*

As you've probably realized, that's a log pose to Elbaf, where all the remaining books from Ohara are.

*At the mention of Ohara, the air grows a little tense and saddened. Joyboy also seems unhappy at the reminder but moves on.*

You may find something worthwhile there that could get you home, but I can't guarantee that, so it's ultimately up to you.

*Finally, he looks back at Shamrock and Kili and gives him a saddened smile.*

Broken heart, huh? I'm sorry to hear that, but from what I can tell, at least the Abyassal energy is under control.

Even so...

*Joyboy points to Kili, who's still behind Shamrock.*

He still has his Mark, right?

[official-wonderlands]

*The sibling exchange looks* It's worth at least taking a look.

*The crew gets visibly upset at the mention of Ohara as well*

Our friend's home got a Buster Call called at it as well. And Shams had a friend who really wanted to visit Ohara.

A burning dagger certainly got it under control.

My Mark is handled. Their connection to it is disturbed, at least. *lowers his coat enough to show the Mark glowing with low moonlight*

[official-wonderlands]

*Still trying to find a way home, Wonderland decides to dock at an uninhabited island to allow Daniela to check the ship as the other scatter and stay nearby.

Suddenly, you feel something change in the air. You guys don't know what it is and start to tense up. Weapons are drawn, devil fruits are activated, and you take defensive positions

Then you hear a voice yell out.*

Woah, woah, woah! Sorry to frighten you guys! Hesheshehshe!

*A man walks out from deeper in the island with his hands up in a pacifying gesture. He's a tall man with dark skin and long curly hair. However, what you guys mainly notice is his large grin and straw hat on his head.*

I'm not here for a fight, friends. :) I'm just here for a talk, if you don't mind?

@official-joyboy

Hello, sir, I'm Sabo, the Captain, and this is my sister Stelly. *There are a lot of teenagers aboard their ship.* You remind me of my little brother.

Your little brother is pure sunshine and energy. I'm sorry about him. Would you happen to know anything about oddly coloured whirlpools?

[official-joyboy]

*Now up close, Joyboy can see the huge crew they have.*

Whistles, nice crew you got there. I'm impressed.

*Looks at Sabo.*

Little brother, huh? You wouldn't happen to be Sabo, hmm? Looks like your universe took you down quite the path. Hesehsehshe!

*Turns to look at Stelly.*

Oddly coloured whirlpools, ay? You wouldn't happen to be talking about Rainbow Mists, M'lady?

*Then, Joyboy's grin seems to sharpen as he acknowledges a familiar presence in the air: Abyassal energy. He turns to see Shamrock and Killi and lightens up with familiarity, having met another version of him earlier.*

Shamrock, well, this is a nice surprise! It seems like you've hung up your old 'Holy Knight' cloak! How wonderful! Hesheshesehshe!

And... you brought a friend with you.

[official-wonderlands]

Stelly really saved me by pointing out how dumb my plan was *he smiles widely*. We might have raided a marine orphanage. But it's not like anyone wanted to be there.

No, no mists, just a weird maroon-purple whirlpool. But who knows, maybe that Rainbow Mist caused it somehow.

Love and a broken heart can lead you to many interesting places.

*is trying to hide behind Shamrock, but he is significantly taller so it's not really working* Umm, hi... *shaky wave*

[rpmemegraveyard]

headcanons, volume one.

a series of randomly assorted headcanon questions for character development. feel free to adjust or expand on any questions when sending and specify muse if you're sending to a multi.

☕ : how does your muse take their coffee or tea? what does their average coffee shop order look like? 🌨️ : how does your muse react to snow? do they want to stay huddled up inside where it's warm, or do they want to go out and play in it? 💝 : what is your muse's love language? how do they usually convey it? ⚖️ : does your muse trust their own judgement? what kind of situations would cause them to freeze up with indecision? 🧺 : what life skill was the hardest for your muse to learn once they were out on their own? 🍸 : does your muse drink alcohol? if so, what kind and how often? if not, why? 💪 : describe your muse's body language, how do they tend to stand idly, what do they do when they're bored, etc. 🎨 : what is your muse's favorite art medium to use? what do they do with it? 🔋 : how does your muse like to recharge, physically, mentally or spiritually? 🐉 : if your muse could be any mythical or supernatural being, which do you think they would be and why? 👻 : if your muse could live the life of anyone else for a day, who would they choose? what would they hope to learn about this person? 🩰 : does your muse know how to dance? do they learn routines, or do they improvise? what styles of dance do they prefer? 💎 : if you could describe your muse as any gemstone or mineral, which would they be and why? 🧨 : does your muse have attention seeking tendencies? how far are they willing to go to get it? ⚽ : does your muse have any favorite sports? do they play any sports, or do they just spectate? 🐈 : is your muse conscious of online trends and memes? 🥀 : describe a time in your muse's life where they were dishonest, either with themselves, or others. 💸 : what is the most valuable thing your muse has ever broken? 💍 : does your muse carry any good luck charms or other memorable trinkets? what makes this item significant to them? 🤝 : what does loyalty mean to your muse? 🏹 : does your muse know how to use any weapons? which ones? what is the most unconventional item that your muse has ever armed themselves with? 🫗 : what would it take for your muse to lose their appetite? 🎁 : how does your muse respond when they don't like a gift they've received? 🌌 : would your muse rather explore outer space or the deep sea? why? would they be afraid of either or both of these places for any reason? 🎥 : does your muse know any movies or books by heart? which ones? why do they like them so much?

[yourqueens-favequeen]

This might be the wrong dimension, but it's my duty as an older brother to thank at least some Iva for helping my little sister.

Sabo @official-wonderlands

You're welcome...?

Who's your little sister?

[official-wonderlands]

Hello, I'm Stelly, this guy's adoptive little sister. I had the misfortune of being born a boy, and apparently boys can't be Princesses. Thanks to you from our dimension, damn whirlpools, it got fixed. *she does a spin, copper hair flaring out*

[yourqueens-favequeen]

Ooooo amazing!!!!! You're welcome!!!

[official-wonderlands]

Being a pirate princess iz amazing.

[official-wonderlands]

*Still trying to find a way home, Wonderland decides to dock at an uninhabited island to allow Daniela to check the ship as the other scatter and stay nearby.

Suddenly, you feel something change in the air. You guys don't know what it is and start to tense up. Weapons are drawn, devil fruits are activated, and you take defensive positions

Then you hear a voice yell out.*

Woah, woah, woah! Sorry to frighten you guys! Hesheshehshe!

*A man walks out from deeper in the island with his hands up in a pacifying gesture. He's a tall man with dark skin and long curly hair. However, what you guys mainly notice is his large grin and straw hat on his head.*

I'm not here for a fight, friends. :) I'm just here for a talk, if you don't mind?

@official-joyboy

Hello, sir, I'm Sabo, the Captain, and this is my sister Stelly. *There are a lot of teenagers aboard their ship.* You remind me of my little brother.

Your little brother is pure sunshine and energy. I'm sorry about him. Would you happen to know anything about oddly coloured whirlpools?

[yourqueens-favequeen]

This might be the wrong dimension, but it's my duty as an older brother to thank at least some Iva for helping my little sister.

Sabo @official-wonderlands

You're welcome...?

Who's your little sister?

[official-wonderlands]

Hello, I'm Stelly, this guy's adoptive little sister. I had the misfortune of being born a boy, and apparently boys can't be Princesses. Thanks to you from our dimension, damn whirlpools, it got fixed. *she does a spin, copper hair flaring out*

[sabo-offical]

So there is a second me here. Hi, Captain Sabo of the Wonderlands. Nice to meet you, other me *he smiles wide, flashing many fox-like teeth, there's no scar on his face*

Sabo from @official-wonderlands

guys look its me without physical trauma from the multiverse

what the hell

i think hes a witch we should absolutely try burning him at the stake

[official-wonderlands]

Well, your scar sure is cooler than my scars.... And more conducive to showing off.

So a revolutionary? I prefer being a pirate, but I wouldn't mind burning the Government down.

[sabo-offical]

well, im quite sure being a pirate was my original plan. fate just played out in a funny way.

but it turned out quite alright. i must say i do enjoy my job.

[official-wonderlands]

Now that I think about it, I'd probably end the same way if Stelly didn't call my plan's flaw - a friggin Celestial ship with a bazooka on it...

Being a pirate is pretty fun. Aside from my little squabble with Shanks of our dimension....

[sabo-offical]

hm...interesting. in this dimension, me and shanks are brothers by technicality. is it not the same in your own?

[official-wonderlands]

His older twin is on my crew; I guess he's angry at me about that. It was quite the shock to come to the New World, and *boom* the first thing we see is the Red Force.

[sabo-offical]

....shamrock?

hold on, hold on. red force? what? you mean the redhair pirates? shanks' crew?

howd you manage to get a noble to stoop down to pirate level?

[official-wonderlands]

We kinda found him being sad in the woods while waiting for Daniela to finish our ship. Yeah, ignored me and just chatted to Shams and Killi so.... And... well. It didn't go well. But the next time I'll get him. *grins widely* Mister Benn was nice and apologised.

[sabo-offical]

....fascinating.

okay then. well, your universe isnt exactly my business unless it gets in the way of the RA's plans, so...hm.

this is interesting though. never expected to find another me roaming around.

[official-wonderlands]

We did help the RA once. Gave someone a ride to a different island. Very nice girl with an apple-shaped hat.

It's nice to know I rock the top hat and goggles in different dimensions too. I had to leave it in my room for a little bit; the fox ears kept knocking it off.

[sabo-offical]

oh, koala!

you-

you have...fox ears?

[official-wonderlands]

You don't? I guess that's to be expected from different dimensions.

I ate the fox-fox fruit model Gumiho. *fox ears and nine tails appear alongside nine blue flames just floating idly* I had to relearn how to walk with all these tails.

Stelly made so much fun of me.

[sabo-offical]

So there is a second me here. Hi, Captain Sabo of the Wonderlands. Nice to meet you, other me *he smiles wide, flashing many fox-like teeth, there's no scar on his face*

Sabo from @official-wonderlands

guys look its me without physical trauma from the multiverse

what the hell

i think hes a witch we should absolutely try burning him at the stake

[official-wonderlands]

Well, your scar sure is cooler than my scars.... And more conducive to showing off.

So a revolutionary? I prefer being a pirate, but I wouldn't mind burning the Government down.

[sabo-offical]

well, im quite sure being a pirate was my original plan. fate just played out in a funny way.

but it turned out quite alright. i must say i do enjoy my job.

[official-wonderlands]

Now that I think about it, I'd probably end the same way if Stelly didn't call my plan's flaw - a friggin Celestial ship with a bazooka on it...

Being a pirate is pretty fun. Aside from my little squabble with Shanks of our dimension....

[sabo-offical]

hm...interesting. in this dimension, me and shanks are brothers by technicality. is it not the same in your own?

[official-wonderlands]

His older twin is on my crew; I guess he's angry at me about that. It was quite the shock to come to the New World, and *boom* the first thing we see is the Red Force.

[sabo-offical]

....shamrock?

hold on, hold on. red force? what? you mean the redhair pirates? shanks' crew?

howd you manage to get a noble to stoop down to pirate level?

[official-wonderlands]

We kinda found him being sad in the woods while waiting for Daniela to finish our ship. Yeah, ignored me and just chatted to Shams and Killi so.... And... well. It didn't go well. But the next time I'll get him. *grins widely* Mister Benn was nice and apologised.

[sabo-offical]

....fascinating.

okay then. well, your universe isnt exactly my business unless it gets in the way of the RA's plans, so...hm.

this is interesting though. never expected to find another me roaming around.

[official-wonderlands]

We did help the RA once. Gave someone a ride to a different island. Very nice girl with an apple-shaped hat.

It's nice to know I rock the top hat and goggles in different dimensions too. I had to leave it in my room for a little bit; the fox ears kept knocking it off.

[sabo-offical]

So there is a second me here. Hi, Captain Sabo of the Wonderlands. Nice to meet you, other me *he smiles wide, flashing many fox-like teeth, there's no scar on his face*

Sabo from @official-wonderlands

guys look its me without physical trauma from the multiverse

what the hell

i think hes a witch we should absolutely try burning him at the stake

[official-wonderlands]

Well, your scar sure is cooler than my scars.... And more conducive to showing off.

So a revolutionary? I prefer being a pirate, but I wouldn't mind burning the Government down.

[sabo-offical]

well, im quite sure being a pirate was my original plan. fate just played out in a funny way.

but it turned out quite alright. i must say i do enjoy my job.

[official-wonderlands]

Now that I think about it, I'd probably end the same way if Stelly didn't call my plan's flaw - a friggin Celestial ship with a bazooka on it...

Being a pirate is pretty fun. Aside from my little squabble with Shanks of our dimension....

[sabo-offical]

hm...interesting. in this dimension, me and shanks are brothers by technicality. is it not the same in your own?

[official-wonderlands]

His older twin is on my crew; I guess he's angry at me about that. It was quite the shock to come to the New World, and *boom* the first thing we see is the Red Force.

[sabo-offical]

....shamrock?

hold on, hold on. red force? what? you mean the redhair pirates? shanks' crew?

howd you manage to get a noble to stoop down to pirate level?

[official-wonderlands]

We kinda found him being sad in the woods while waiting for Daniela to finish our ship. Yeah, ignored me and just chatted to Shams and Killi so.... And... well. It didn't go well. But the next time I'll get him. *grins widely* Mister Benn was nice and apologised.

[sabo-offical]

So there is a second me here. Hi, Captain Sabo of the Wonderlands. Nice to meet you, other me *he smiles wide, flashing many fox-like teeth, there's no scar on his face*

Sabo from @official-wonderlands

guys look its me without physical trauma from the multiverse

what the hell

i think hes a witch we should absolutely try burning him at the stake

[official-wonderlands]

Well, your scar sure is cooler than my scars.... And more conducive to showing off.

So a revolutionary? I prefer being a pirate, but I wouldn't mind burning the Government down.

[sabo-offical]

well, im quite sure being a pirate was my original plan. fate just played out in a funny way.

but it turned out quite alright. i must say i do enjoy my job.

[official-wonderlands]

Now that I think about it, I'd probably end the same way if Stelly didn't call my plan's flaw - a friggin Celestial ship with a bazooka on it...

Being a pirate is pretty fun. Aside from my little squabble with Shanks of our dimension....

[sabo-offical]

hm...interesting. in this dimension, me and shanks are brothers by technicality. is it not the same in your own?

[official-wonderlands]

His older twin is on my crew; I guess he's angry at me about that. It was quite the shock to come to the New World, and *boom* the first thing we see is the Red Force.

[qilin-killin-official]

Oh, there's another me around.... *grins widely* Hi.

Killingham @official-wonderlands

Woah, this is freaky! We look exactly the same! 🫵 Shamrock wasn't lying when he said weird 👁 stuff happens here, huh.....

Anyway! Hello, other me 🤩!! Why're you dressed like that? 🤔💀 And why do I hear bells???

[official-wonderlands]

The coat you mean? It's meant to protect me if I get caught out in the rain *pulls on the hood* no matter the form I take.

And the bells must be from our ship. The Captain has Gumiho in him, and decided we need bells after we visited their temple.

[qilin-killin-official]

I meant the entire outfit, being outta uniform and all ❌, but that IS a very cool coat! 👀💕 Might need to incorporate that idea into my trenchcoat!!!!! 🎉

Why would ever be somewhere where it rains though? 😨 We don't even go down to the Ports if it's looking dark below..... 🌧⛈️🌧

Gumiho? The graveyard fox Worldly from Wano? 🤔 They're cool! The bells are nice~ 🔔🩵 What do you mean "Captain" though? And how'd you find Gumi's Vessel???? 👁👁

[official-wonderlands]

I kind of became a pirate. Beat choking on ash for eternity.... From the start, Shamrock ran away from home, and me, Ko and Mjos went to meet him in Sabaody (that was crazy). He was sailing under Gumi's Vessel and...

He happens to be really nice and handsome. And killed someone to protect a gift he got me.... And their doctor is handsome too and....

I'm still immortal though, just.... best you see it. *takes his left arm out the sleeve to show his Mark glowing with faint moonlight*

[qilin-killin-official]

YOU BECAME A WHAT.

Okay, okay– for the sake of my 💞very fragile💞 sanity, I'm gonna need more details! ☝ But that can wait for another day– priorities! ✨

Nice... Handsome..... Killed to protect a gift....... 🤔 What's your Captain's name? This is starting to sound kinda familiar 💥🩸

Your Mark got reclaimed? Makes sense Gumi 🩵 couldn't really replace it, they don't have any connection to the Abyss.....

[official-wonderlands]

A pirate. It's been fun so far.... After we got past Fishmen Island. That.... I don't recommend going.

Sabo, he let me hold his hand the whole time we were underwater. You can barely see his D-fangs with all his fox teeth. Luis is really nice and pretty too.

Getting a kiss is better than what Shamrock did to his *huff*

[qilin-killin-official]

Fishman Island?!? 😰 [shudders] Eugh, just the thought is horrifying, 'm gonna be having nightmares about that.....❌💤

SA-D-BO!!!!! I know– ۞ [cough] know of him! 💕 He's a Revolutionary in my world, and this one I'm pretty sure 🚩🐲

What'd wood sorrel do? Wait, he ran off and became a pirate too?! 😬 Yikes, Garling had to have been pissed!

[official-wonderlands]

At least we don't have to come back, even if not the normal way. Vice Captain is the best.

We met some revolutionaries. Like Koala, we gave her a ride after accidentally getting in their way. And their Leader, he and some Iva apparently helped Sabo and Stelly once.

Whenever Sorel got a new bounty, a section of the training grounds had to be fixed. I bet he got even worse after I left. I'm pretty sure Gunko came up with the nickname for my bounty poster.

[qilin-killin-official]

Hahah let's cut the Rev talk here, mk? They're ۞ listening :')

Yeah sounds about right ✔️ on both accounts! Garling and his anger 🤬 issues fr fr, and Ko's always trying to find a new way to tease me 🫠

My head is killing me, 🦄Nirik🐉 really doesn't like us being next to each other 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ and with the warning ۞ I just got..... I think it's time I bounce! 🐇

Bye bye, other me! 👋 I'll swing by & visit ya another time! 😋 I still have a lotta questions!!!

[official-wonderlands]

Now that you mention it, my head is about to explode. I'll just go and have a nap. Bye other me!

[sabo-offical]

So there is a second me here. Hi, Captain Sabo of the Wonderlands. Nice to meet you, other me *he smiles wide, flashing many fox-like teeth, there's no scar on his face*

Sabo from @official-wonderlands

guys look its me without physical trauma from the multiverse

what the hell

i think hes a witch we should absolutely try burning him at the stake

[official-wonderlands]

Well, your scar sure is cooler than my scars.... And more conducive to showing off.

So a revolutionary? I prefer being a pirate, but I wouldn't mind burning the Government down.

[sabo-offical]

well, im quite sure being a pirate was my original plan. fate just played out in a funny way.

but it turned out quite alright. i must say i do enjoy my job.

[official-wonderlands]

Now that I think about it, I'd probably end the same way if Stelly didn't call my plan's flaw - a friggin Celestial ship with a bazooka on it...

Being a pirate is pretty fun. Aside from my little squabble with Shanks of our dimension....

[sabo-offical]

So there is a second me here. Hi, Captain Sabo of the Wonderlands. Nice to meet you, other me *he smiles wide, flashing many fox-like teeth, there's no scar on his face*

Sabo from @official-wonderlands

guys look its me without physical trauma from the multiverse

what the hell

i think hes a witch we should absolutely try burning him at the stake

[official-wonderlands]

Well, your scar sure is cooler than my scars.... And more conducive to showing off.

So a revolutionary? I prefer being a pirate, but I wouldn't mind burning the Government down.