Nedwin

This is a blog about Fablehaven, Beyonders, and Five Kingdoms by me, the actual real (NOT fake) Brandon Mull. Kendra and Seth Sorenson aren't straight.

[bizzybee429]

Would you rather be an Amar Kabal or a Drinling?

Amar Kabal

Drinling

Voting ended onJan 16, 2024

[bizzybee429]

Sigh okay I suppose I'll make this more accessible for those who aren't in tiny fandoms that are good:

Amar Kabal: you live your 20's-the end of your life over and over, but sometimes shit happens and you don't get the opportunity to be reborn.

Drinling: you live for 2-3 years, going through your entire lifespan in that time. But you never get tired or sick and also you can eat whatever you want including dirt and rocks

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FINAL MATCH

It’s time for the end, my dear comrats. So let’s end this with a bang! It’s Ripred, the rat who dwells underneath NYC from TUC vs. Kugrash, the rat who…..dwells underneath NYC from TUC! I guess we just rename this whole thing to the TUC battle now? Someone get me some white-out and a sharpie…

WHICH FUZZY NEW YORKER WINS IT ALL?

Ripred

Kugrash

Voting ended onMay 6, 2023

[shrimpincreamsauce]

Ripred is so cool look at these absolutely canon events:

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FINAL MATCH

It’s time for the end, my dear comrats. So let’s end this with a bang! It’s Ripred, the rat who dwells underneath NYC from TUC vs. Kugrash, the rat who…..dwells underneath NYC from TUC! I guess we just rename this whole thing to the TUC battle now? Someone get me some white-out and a sharpie…

WHICH FUZZY NEW YORKER WINS IT ALL?

Ripred

Kugrash

Voting ended onMay 6, 2023

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SEMIFINALS!

Here’s our first two semifinalists! The scrappy underdog (and canon dilf) who’s beat the odds to be here, Ripred, VS. the queer icon math teacher from our childhood, Mr. Ratburn!

WHICH RAT SHALL FIGHT IN THE FINALS?

Ripred

Mr. Ratburn

Voting ended onApr 18, 2023

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ROUND THREE

We’re starting this round off with our celebrity chef star, Remy VS. our warrior who has proven to overcome the odds, Ripred!

WHICH RAT WILL ADVANCE?

Remy

Ripred

Voting ended onApr 1, 2023

[mentalmeles]

Friends, mutuals, followers! Lend me your ear! The time has come for Ripred’s status as ultimate rat to be truly questioned! Most of you may know his opponent, Remy, and while I will agree he is a funny lil guy, he does not deserve to win this fight. Allow me to present to you a few reasons as to why this is:

Ripred is a sentient rat who loves food, much like Remy, but that is where their similarities end. For starters, he is a big boy. HUGE. Like the rest of the rats of his home in the Underland, he is larger than the average sized human and he can speak perfect English! Ever wanted to have a conversation with a rat?? Ripred is your guy! And his size?? Perfect for cuddling with if he likes you. Just ask his adopted human daughter, Lizzie!

Does the idea of invading a human settlement riding on the back of giant lobsters sound fun to you? Ripred has done this. He’d probably do it again. Do you like characters who are INCREDIBLE fighters? Ripred checks that box easily! In his words, he only begins to crack in a fight at 400 to 1. Incredible. Show stopping. Spectacular. Do you like characters with a tragic past? Ripred wins again! Just ask his mate and pups, who were all accidentally killed during a war. Wait... ...ANYWAY! Do you like books? Ripred likes them so much he sneaks up to the surface just to read in public libraries while they’re closed. He also likes to eat said books if he’s in the mood to. Peak rat behavior. Do you hate prophecies? Cool! He hates them too.

With all this in mind, I implore you all to vote for Ripred. A vote for Ripred is a vote for this perfect rat to finally gain the respect he deserves!

Also please read The Underland Chronicles. It’s great, I promise.

[ultimate-rat-bracket]

The bRATcket

ROUND THREE

We’re starting this round off with our celebrity chef star, Remy VS. our warrior who has proven to overcome the odds, Ripred!

WHICH RAT WILL ADVANCE?

Remy

Ripred

Voting ended onApr 1, 2023

[mentalmeles]

Friends, mutuals, followers! Lend me your ear! The time has come for Ripred’s status as ultimate rat to be truly questioned! Most of you may know his opponent, Remy, and while I will agree he is a funny lil guy, he does not deserve to win this fight. Allow me to present to you a few reasons as to why this is:

Ripred is a sentient rat who loves food, much like Remy, but that is where their similarities end. For starters, he is a big boy. HUGE. Like the rest of the rats of his home in the Underland, he is larger than the average sized human and he can speak perfect English! Ever wanted to have a conversation with a rat?? Ripred is your guy! And his size?? Perfect for cuddling with if he likes you. Just ask his adopted human daughter, Lizzie!

Does the idea of invading a human settlement riding on the back of giant lobsters sound fun to you? Ripred has done this. He’d probably do it again. Do you like characters who are INCREDIBLE fighters? Ripred checks that box easily! In his words, he only begins to crack in a fight at 400 to 1. Incredible. Show stopping. Spectacular. Do you like characters with a tragic past? Ripred wins again! Just ask his mate and pups, who were all accidentally killed during a war. Wait... ...ANYWAY! Do you like books? Ripred likes them so much he sneaks up to the surface just to read in public libraries while they’re closed. He also likes to eat said books if he’s in the mood to. Peak rat behavior. Do you hate prophecies? Cool! He hates them too.

With all this in mind, I implore you all to vote for Ripred. A vote for Ripred is a vote for this perfect rat to finally gain the respect he deserves!

Also please read The Underland Chronicles. It’s great, I promise.

[dochudson]

Who ACTUALLY should’ve been dragon king

Madrigus

Celebrant

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

[dochudson]

Okay fablehaven fans you know what to do

Who’s better/more correct/just overall superior

Celebrant

Agad

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[dochudson]

ROTDS spoilers without context

[dochudson]

Destiel confession scene 💖😍❤️

[officialbrandymull]

wow this blog is so sexy

Thank you ;) it’s because I’m Brandy Mull and nothing is sexier than Brandy Mull

[officialbrandymull]

wow this blog is so good im so glad brandon mull is on tumblr: what about the crack theory that, because kendra and seth are canon mixed kids <3, what if the sphinx was their dad? <3 love u

That’s literally canon! I love the idea of them being mixed and ofc the Sphinx has to be their biological dad. I honestly can’t think of anyone better to be their father. I feel like he could teach them a lot about justice and freedom!

[officialbrandymull]

Your posts range in vibes from "I actually wrote this series" to "a fan which radiates chaos posting about fablehaven" and it's very rad of you sir

Thank you so much 🙏 I’d like to think that everything I say is canon but also that I really did write the series but also that I didn’t yes I did I didn’t write it I did write it no ❤️

[officialbrandymull]

The Sphinx was honestly my favorite villain to write out of all of them. He’s just such an interesting and complex character. His motivations are clear and incredibly important. His goals were clear and while he did go about some things the wrong way, overall his end goal was to abolish prisons and enslavement. The fact that he wasn’t going to just open the prisons but make a deal first shows how intelligent he is. Out of all my villains, his motivations and goals make the most sense and out of all the ‘villains’ he’s the most morally gray as opposed to villains such as Navarog who are just plain evil.

If I’m being honest I want to write a side series about the Sphinx he really is just one of the most interesting characters. After I finish drsgonwatch that’s my next project to work on.

[officialbrandymull]

Guys the Sphinx is my most valid character he literally had to escape slavery :(

[officialbrandymull]

I think we all realize that I’m going to kill Celebrant off at the end of the series. However, his last act as a hero will be killing Bracken.

[officialbrandymull]

Made a mistake putting Bracken in the books...perhaps Kendra should remain single either that or her love interest should be a human person around her age.