Steve Buscemi.

wubba lubba dub dub buddy, im queer as shit. i post dumb shit. send nudes, love mom. instagram: hesitantalien__ ((thats two underscores, not one)) ((if you're still reading this shit, please fucking assassinate me))

[officialbuscemi]

[officialbuscemi]

My man💞💞💞

[officialbuscemi]

What do you tell your friend about me? Honestly I've been considering just saying that you passed away since it would be an easier way to tell the story plus its easier to get ass from that story than the truth. Plus its kinda true bc you're dead to me

What is it you want, closure? I've blocked you on everything, what more of a hint do you need? I'm with someone who genuinely makes happy LIKE YOU NEVER DID. He supports me and I support him. We've only been together for five fucking months and we're already planning our life together. We're happy. Me and you have been done for over a year. Get over it. Don't message me anymore. You do not know me anymore. Go find love somewhere else or keep being a selfish little bitch. The choice is yours. But do not involve me anymore. I'm dead to you and that literally warmed my heart and made me grin from ear to goddamn ear. Go. Away.

[officialbuscemi]

How much was even a lie

You know I have a police report against you for harassment, right? Don't message me anymore. I don't care about anything you say. You can't and will not hurt me, gay ass bitch. Fuck off

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[mukbangs]

[officialbuscemi]

Sunday Driver x Sour Diesel

[officialbuscemi]

Sunday Driver x Sour Diesel

[officialbuscemi]

The start of something difficult is the first step in receiving something beautiful. In seasons like these, whatever you put in, you will receive ten fold. A season of abundance comes very soon after the cold bite leaves the atmosphere. Blessings will come. 🕉💞

[officialbuscemi]

The start of something difficult is the first step in receiving something beautiful.

[perkwunos]

let’s get a petition going for mark zuckerberg to give up literally every cent of his material wealth and close facebook

[perkwunos]

why share a video of him doing a funny meme when we can get this discussion going

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[silverhawk]

may i offer you

a cup of warm boy

[despazito]

[pumpkaboo-baby-deactivated20180]

[macleod]

this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined

[officialbuscemi]

@ac1d-king 😂😂😂 dude man NIGGY I fuckin toooollldd you this meme would be a fuckin hit. FIBONACCI FTW YA GOAT BOY ✌✌✌

[officialbuscemi]

Bro! you looking hella cute in those new pics you poster HELLA cute dig the kimono lookin thing

Oh thank you anon!!!

[officialbuscemi]

NYC Sour D up in here?! 🌲⛽🌲