i donated my cervix to a fictional man in need

em. entp. i collect Vatican-themed decorative plates to eat crunchwrap supremes off of. mostly heated rivalry, interview with the vampire, dishonored, pwhl, and fallout. better known as thisisthefamilybusiness on ao3.

[bayneofmyexistence-blog]

Put fandom for the first fic you posted online and the year your posted it in the tags.

[crazy-brazilian]

Y'ALL THEY FINALLY DID IT. WOMEN 2 IS OUT

[a-wild-haggis]

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[starofhisheart]

armand be like

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[homoparanoia]

old maniel but he’s a butch

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Voting ended onAug 1

[orcboxer]

I mean. Okay

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[itsjesscapade]

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[lierdumoa]

But cooking will not get rid of any neurotoxins the microbes excreted.

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 21

[deadbeatmaker]

iwtv textposts hehe

[officialclaricestarling]

the latest season feels like something anne rice would write (derogatory)

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[kosmogrl]