The Official Church of the Helix Fossil

All hail the Helix Fossil. Do not be swayed by the words of false prophets such as the vile Dome Fossil, the Helix Fossil is the one true messiah, sent to the land by the Lord Arceus himself.

[rabalogy]

Are you ready for a miracle? (x) 

[geekgamer]

It’s the Five Year Anniversary of Twitch Plays Pokémon

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[geekgamer]

It’s the Five Year Anniversary of Twitch Plays Pokémon

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[officialcurchofthehelixfossil]

I just joined Helixism today. Already I can feel His warm caress and Him lifting my spirits with His infinite love. Praise be to Helix!

I am glad you found your salvation in the great spiral of Our Lord Helix! Praise unto him. Let us pray that others follow in your footsteps and find true purpose in The Almighty Helix!

[officialcurchofthehelixfossil]

This isn't a confession, but more of a problem that must come to the Great Fossil's attention. There is this modified version of Pokemon Fire Red, called Pokemmo. While it is perfect in almost every way, and delivers that multiplayer pokemon game we've all been asking for, there is a slight problem. BATTERY JESUS ISN'T FUCKING THERE. I'VE SEARCHED FOR HOURS ON END, AND ZAPDOS ARE A REAL THING IN FIRE RED, BUT IN THIS FUCKING MMO, THERE IS NO ZAPDOS. what do I do?

Well, my child, in such a program he cannot be with more than one person. The power of Battery Jesus, which is the power of the Helix Fossil, is for all to share.

[officialcurchofthehelixfossil]

What is life?

*hits blunt* Man, what isn't? Praise be to helix!Ayy lmao, we're not quite dead.

[officialcurchofthehelixfossil]

The dome fossil is exclusive to my game and I searched for it so I could send it away with a flareon via Wonder Trade.

A noble pursuit, my child. I am proud of your brave service in the name of Our Lord Helix. 

[officialcurchofthehelixfossil]

i said that omastar is gross looking

Do you seek redemption? For all you need is to ask. If not I must respectfully ask to to no longer bother us. Remember, there is a bit of Helix in all of us, even if we do not accept it.

[ammoth]

Peace, finally.

I have a lot of feelings for the stories that developed around twitch plays pokemon. Among other things, I like to believe that after helping Red/Twitch beat the game, Lord Helix went back to his dormant state. And that ATV did not make it out of the dragon fight unharmed.

Watercolour and a bit of acrylic marker. The subtle background got kinda lost while scanning, sorry. But the colors are fairly close to original.

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[officialcurchofthehelixfossil]

WE ARE NO CULT, WE ARE THE RIGHTFUL CHOSEN OF OUR GREAT LORD THE HELIX FOSSIL! ALL HAIL THE HELIX FOSSIL, AND MY THE CHILDREN OF THE DOME BE JUSTLY STRUCK DOWN FOR THIS BLASPHAMOUS ACT

[awaywardwolf]

Some people wear a cross around their necks, I wear a helix fossil.

[officialcurchofthehelixfossil]

To worship the almighty one, who hath delivered us unto the annals of fortuitous recollection, should not be a shameful act. Go forth bravely, young one, with the goodness in your heart and a song in your soul.

[johnofthedingus-deactivated2015]

THEY MEET AGAIN

[officialcurchofthehelixfossil]

We shall know no fear, for our Lord shall deliver unto us a great victory!

[pixelatedcrown]

[rabalogy]

Are you ready for a miracle? (x) 

[jaykittay]

When Bird Jesus learned Mirror Move…

[officialcurchofthehelixfossil]

As our Lord commands, so Bird Jesus shall execute. None shall stand before the gusts of his wings--they bear the authority of our master.