I’m not lying here, darling!

Studio’s currently on off-season - come back later, darling.

[yourfavisawarcriminal]

DJ Grooves is a war criminal!

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

they don’t need to know what I’ve been doing this past month, darling...

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

Theory: Your weakness is golf clubs

Incorrect

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Who is approaching, Grooves?

wouldnt you like to know, anonymous guy?

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

Merry Crisis

crimmus

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Grooves are you okay-

approaching

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Hey grooves-

Can i have context on that?

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Run

[officialconductorfacts]

I missed you, Connie. - @officialdjgroovesfacts

aw i miss you too, grooves. :)

how’s the store? and also going to hell apparently? are you okay??

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

Off season’s boring, but you know how it is. Not even a star like me can shine 24/7, and I really needed a break after going to hell. I think I have ~trauma~, but that’s not important.✨

The store was very nice, even if they didn’t have my favourite kind of cereal. How do you planet birds live without Moon Brand Star Crunch? Honestly.

[officialconductorfacts]

I think you having trauma is very important please take breaks and rest! going to hell sounds very terrifying!

also how mad will you be if i say i’ve never eaten moon brand star crunch.

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

Don’t worry, darlin’. The moon penguins have everything covered. I’m chillaxing as best as I can.💕💕

I will suppress my anger just this once, Connie, but rest assured the next time I see you I *will* make you try my cereal. It’s out of this world, literally.✨✨

[officialconductorfacts]

I’ve never tried alien cereal before. But if I try your favorite food, then ye also have to try my favorite!

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

It’s a deal, then. Just don’t kill me with your cooking, okay? ✨💕☺️

[officialconductorfacts]

I missed you, Connie. - @officialdjgroovesfacts

aw i miss you too, grooves. :)

how’s the store? and also going to hell apparently? are you okay??

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

Off season’s boring, but you know how it is. Not even a star like me can shine 24/7, and I really needed a break after going to hell. I think I have ~trauma~, but that’s not important.✨

The store was very nice, even if they didn’t have my favourite kind of cereal. How do you planet birds live without Moon Brand Star Crunch? Honestly.

[officialconductorfacts]

I think you having trauma is very important please take breaks and rest! going to hell sounds very terrifying!

also how mad will you be if i say i’ve never eaten moon brand star crunch.

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

Don’t worry, darlin’. The moon penguins have everything covered. I’m chillaxing as best as I can.💕💕

I will suppress my anger just this once, Connie, but rest assured the next time I see you I *will* make you try my cereal. It’s out of this world, literally.✨✨

[officialconductorfacts]

I missed you, Connie. - @officialdjgroovesfacts

aw i miss you too, grooves. :)

how’s the store? and also going to hell apparently? are you okay??

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

Off season’s boring, but you know how it is. Not even a star like me can shine 24/7, and I really needed a break after going to hell. I think I have ~trauma~, but that’s not important.✨

The store was very nice, even if they didn’t have my favourite kind of cereal. How do you planet birds live without Moon Brand Star Crunch? Honestly.

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

I’m going to the store. Will be back later.

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

What is a dlc

DLC is an acronym, darling :)

It stands for Dance Loving Creature

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Why do I exist in this cruel world while also hearing a yellow unknown specie scottish bird curse and say Peck but peck is also a term used for kissing someone in the cheek wait then is the term 'Peck you' meaning you wanna kiss someone's cheek just friendly *Ongoing scientific explanation*

Who are you and why are you inciting my wrath at 5am in the morning

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

I can’t believe DJ Grooves is dead

I AM NOT DEAD

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

i know a guy who can surgically remove souls and put them in other people, maybe you should ask him for help.

Being soulless is actually in fashion right now, but thank you for the future advice, darling :)

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

Guess karma really got ya, huh? -Ghost of Artemis

Careful, li’l pest, now I’m Literally Soulless I might have no troubles with exorcising you OUT of my movie studio

[officialdjgroovesfacts]

Where's the Latin? I might can help translate!

You’ll be pleased to know the Goat stopped speaking latin!!

Bad news is I don’t think I have a soul anymore