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[thecommonchick]

[daily-rage-comics]

mom is excited

[sensuhals]

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

[hiphopmystic]

[typhlonectes]

[sativadreams-deactivated2025111]

@lushsux on instagram

[officialdrewblack]

this is 100% david spade 😭

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rmick24]

I’ve never related to something as much as this

[seawitchedd]

Childish Gambino || This Is America

[cumprise-deactivated20211231]

He went in bitch

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

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[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

oh indeed

[0fficialbigfoot]

I know this sounds so Irish but I really just want someone to punch me in the face

[thetattedstoner]

Day N Nite || Kid Cudi

[alittle-femme-deactivated201812]

U ever completely baked…and watch a music video and everything just… makes sense

Or is it just me?

[thetattedstoner]

I feel it, it’s spiritual

[dmvkidcudi]

This song made me fall in love with KiD CuDi and his music. He’s changed my life

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Our society forces children to see color

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[ventrue]

sometimes if you squint hard enough there are individual coherent sentences

[officialdrewblack]

@officialarea51 i had to read this with my own two eyes

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