If it took more than one shot... @officialjakobs - Tumblr Blog

Welcome to the ECHOnet page of our family, pardner. Feel free to check out that virtual mailbox for anythin' (that AIN'T A COMPLAINT, DAMNIT, STOP SENDIN' THESE THINGS TO ME) that could concern us.

#pinned post #mod r

so!! how is the marriage going?

Exceedingly well, thank you. Although you should have probably asked this 3 days ago, when it would have been more appropriate! ...That's was our wedding anniversary, if you aren't aware.

I'm doin' better than ever! Some of the other higher-ups don't approve of A[REDACTED] for reasons that still elude me but I don't give a single fuck. How many times did they-

12. 12 accusations that I'm marrying you solely for the money, 9 that my presence will ruin the family and 7 that I have "killed a 300-year old bloodline" or something like that. That last one is, honestly, metal as fuck.

#mail #mod w #mod a #encrypted #tales from the corps

mangomoth

good evening and good evening ONLY to the person who wrote this comment on a video abt the suez canal situation

#re-echo #non corporate #mod w #mod w's funnyposting

officialtediore

Consider buying Tediore; we don't experiment on humans with acid for the transgression of walking around on our grounds.

maliwan-official

We are not "experimenting on humans for the transgression of walking around the ground".

They are being executed for corporate espionage and attempt at stealing top secret datas and blueprints.

officialjakobs

Imagine usin' elements at all

maliwan-official

Imagine using wood like an outdated civilization.

#no comment #re-echo #corporate #mod r remarks: this is the nth time this happened #mod r remarks: stop taunting maliwan

officialtediore

Consider buying Tediore; we don't experiment on humans with acid for the transgression of walking around on our grounds.

maliwan-official

We are not "experimenting on humans for the transgression of walking around the ground".

They are being executed for corporate espionage and attempt at stealing top secret datas and blueprints.

officialjakobs

Imagine usin' elements at all

#re-echo #corporate #mod w #mod r remarks: the return of the Mysterious Maliwan Beef huh?#mod a adds: so it seems

official-torgue

WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE WANT TO F*CK HANDSOME JACK HES ABOUT AS ATTRACTIVE AS A WET NAPKIN

vladof-official

Some people just have noooo taste.

official-torgue

THATS TRUE!!! THIS IS F*CKING HYPERION WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, THEY WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE GOOD TASTE EVEN IF IT PAID THEM

officialjakobs

I have seen, and had, bad taste. But this? This is horrific.

#re-echo #mod a #not corporate #mod a adds: handsome jack will not fuck you #mod a adds: seriously get a better object of affections

official-torgue

Whoever is saying that you are not sexy enough is lying. - 🧐

Thats very nice of you to say, young man!! I'll be sure to pass that along to High Five 💕

officialjakobs

#corporate #re-echo #encrypted #mod a #// sir a[redacted] h[redacted] says the f word not clickbait

askthepandoranhero

Aren’t ya tired of being mean?

Don’t ya just wanna be nice?

#re-echo #corporate #mod r #mod r remarks: i agree with the post but not with hyperion's tags

vladof-official

#re-echo #corporate #mod r #mod r remarks: very funny/s

You make guns out of wood, and you ask why people want to burn them?

Yes?

#mail #mod r #mod r remarks: FINALLY pr team said they approves of me ignorin' the gun burnin' anons #mod r remarks: so you're the last one #tales from the corps #Anonymous

If jakobs guns are made of wood, and you can smoke meat which gets different flavors from different woods... I’m asking what a jakobs-smoked brisket would taste like.

I haven’t tried so I wouldn’t know. Also, why are there so many asks about burnin’ guns lately? I’m thinkin’ about blockin’ those.

#mail #mod r #tales from the corps #Anonymous

official-atlas

Wait whats all this about catboys

fromgehennawithguns

Welcome back to the ECHOnet Hell, April.

I have no idea, but I think it started from someone asking to Hyperion about catboys and looking at Jim's updates, I guess it has spread to other corps.

official-atlas

......catboys. catboys, though???