Discoursting

Maths and philosophy graduate, just here to have a terrible time

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[dollelujah]

I love how Smithers is a mostly OOB collector. He's got some in box but either he's fine with collecting vintage Malibu Stacy OOB and restoring them or as is from other collectors. I could listen to him ramble on about how he organizes his display for hours

[oneheadtoanother]

[raccoonmilf]

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to refer to your unvaccinated dog as an “empty vessel for rabies.” I’m sure it’s also something else. Like an empty vessel for distemper.

[saffronbaklava]

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

[kosmogrl]

stop being nosy

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

[decadent-hag]

Where that New England Gothic post

[countkunt]

my personal favorite

[personalhomepage]

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[loumandivorce]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

[headspace-hotel]

You know, I don't think you need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[romanceyourdemons]

17th century european philosophers are so funny, they’ll be like “my aim herein is to discourse upon the nature of that which we call ‘civilization,’ and more generally that which we call ‘civil.’ the finger, as all can perceive, is a certain gland growing from the tissue of the arm, which, when acted upon by the electrical motion of the soul, doth exhibit such selfsame actions as does the worm; and therefore we may surmise that the worm is made of the same substance as the finger, or rather the finger the worm” and they just go on talking about fingers in a deeply incorrect but worryingly rational way for another 20 pages

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh