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This guy grew up reading Calvin and Hobbes.
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diary comics - jamp
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This guy grew up reading Calvin and Hobbes.
Before you get mad at your partner for not doing what you expect them to do, Stop and ask yourself “have I ever communicated to them that I have this expectation?” If you have not, it’s unfair to expect them to read your mind.
So many arguments are saved by just opening your mouth and saying “hey hun, in the future can you….” Whether its articulating how you like to be loved, supported, or communicated with, you have to open your mouth. Your soul mate (IMO) isn’t the person that just always knows what you need when you need it without you telling them. Your soul mate is the person who hears your needs and thinks “I have no problem doing that because I love this person with my whole heart”
So check your attitude and open your mouth. Closed mouths don’t get fed.
(applies to all relationships)
“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site
always reblog. no matter where i see it, i reblog it!
1) pigtails aren’t long enough to “pull on” anymore
2) her bangs are more choppy and fun rather than seductively “framing her face”
3) her boobs aren’t half a foot off her ribcage (I’m guessing they made her wear a padded bra in Suicide Squad)
4) Her skimpy clothing looks more like a choice rather than the tired “women’s clothes strategically ripped” trope
5) she’s not wearing a fucking dog collar
it looks like she dressed herself and had fun with it as opposed to it being painfully obvious a man dressed her
6) The camera is centered on her face not her chest.
Sun Jing the protective girlfriend being relevant as hell
Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander
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yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types
Why are my clients being arrested? Have they been read their rights? What are the charges?
wait for it…
Good article with a bad headline
Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.
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space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.
me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:
If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.
This is a MASTERPIECE
When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.
if you’re not cyborg from teen titans and you say booyah you should straight up die
Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along
Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.
If you think it’s okay to treat someone this way, you’re fucking insane. It’s horrible to ever do this to someone.
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