kaz

where i post my stupid little fandom thoughts he/they

[officiallylawless]

i barely know how tumblr works BUT! decided to make a list of my fandoms and it will probably be updated!! if u know any of these pls interact <3

• Black Butler

• Bungou Stray Dogs

• Danganronpa

• DDLC

• Deltarune

• Doctor Who & Torchwood

• Genshin Impact

• Mo Xiang Tong Xiu’s novels (more specifically, svsss.)

• Mystic Messenger

• Servamp

• Six of Crows

• Undertale

[officiallylawless]

i both love and hate it when i “discover” a really good fic on ao3 and go to give kudos, but then i see the little “you have already left kudos here.” and then i go to open the comments and i see my past self also decided to say their favourite parts bc like wow i get to read smth this amazing for the first time again but also how the fuck did i forget something SO GOOD T-T

[minilamma]

SY: "He is right behind me, isn't he"

[krebkrebkreb]

this is the new funniest post on reddit

the exact same thing happened to my good friend shen yuan!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[humanmaybe]

Alright let’s get this over with

[officiallylawless]

i miss old fandom sometimes, like the language wasn’t standardised AT ALL, each fandom could have a diff word for the same thing, some people would use citrus scale but also some people would use AO3 terms, you could roughly tell how old people were based on their language, and if they were under like 13 they had the decency to keep quiet about it. covid really ruined it for us.

[pumpkin-padparadscha]

moshang soulmate au where sqh never wrote mbj a soulmate so when he transmigrated with a soulmark that obviously represents mbj he assumes it's a one sided bond and keeps it hidden bc he doesn't want mbj to pity him or assume he has expectations or ulterior motives,

meanwhile mbj has no idea wtf the airplane shaped soulmark he has could possibly mean but he knows he has to keep it a secret bc its a potential weakness

so he deliberately acts like he doesn't have a soulmate and avoids psychics and plants that could help him locate his soulmate bc if he knew who it was he isn't sure he could stay away

for maximum drama at some point mbj gets poisoned by something where the cure is the blood of your soulmate willingly given and whoever did it is sure this will be a successful assassination bc its common knowledge that mbj doesn't have a soulmate

and mbj is also sure he's going to die bc even if he could find the identity of his soulmate in the very limited time he has left (unlikely) his teleporting powers are already unreliable (effect of poison) and he isn't sure he could get them to willingly give him what he needs anyway

the cure won't work if there's blackmail or bribery involved it has to be pure intentioned or whatever and mbj has self esteem issues tbh

so mbj is sulking about this or whatever and sqh is like "my king forgive me" and slices his palm open and holds his hand over mbjs mouth

and mbj gets to go from wtf to WTF ITS WORKING and how long has sqh known (how long has sqh been KEEPING THIS FROM HIM years of such a secret/lie for what!!! is he that undesirable???)

so he is freaking out and pissed bc "why would you let me dishonour myself by treating my soulmate like a mere servant" or whatever and sqh is very "I didn't want to burden you my king so really we can just pretend this never happened"

and mbj is hashtag coping with a lot of feelings and desperately wants a distraction (or for the world to start making sense even though this revelation makes SO MUCH SENSE) and he asks sqh abt what his weird ass mark shape means +shows it to him

and sqh is now ALSO freaking out bc 1. really? a reference to his handle? what did he do to deserve this and 2. MY KING YOU HAVE A SOULMATE?

then u get the whole "YOURE my soulmate" "obviously I'm your soulmate but I'm your soulmate!?!" and an explanation about one sided bonds (very tragic, mbj feels WORSE knowing what sqh was thinking for years)

for extra pizzazz add in an immediate proposal and "you don't have to marry me just because I'm your soulmate + in love with you" speech where mbj learns that sqh also 1. is in love with him and 2. believes it to be a one sided state of affairs

...the doctor would love for this not to be happening bc it would be really awkward to interrupt and check on how the cure is doing but that's kind of her job

[automatonwithautonomy]

greatest dynamic in the world IS strange, eccentric asshole and their normal and polite friend who on closer inspection is actually worse in deeply weird and unexpected ways

[somedecrepitcryptid]

“But, he had risked his life to drag him this far and got a face full of yelling as a result.”

“This… was all for… me?”

“Shen Qingqiu was going to start spitting blood. If not for him, then who?”

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[leyezzeyee2]

guys look at this fucking blog i’m crying

Shatner's Toupee

it’s all about william shatner’s toupee. they go into such detail terrorising this man. it’s truly insane

[justafanaticalhuman]

Happy Lunar New Year 2026!!

[ryanthel0ser]

OMG IF A SHIP NAME IS HIGHLIGHTED IN THE TAGS IT MAKES AN ARROW SHOOT THE HEART??

[ratmail]

TINYASSLEEM ART BABY

(rendering eachothers art w/ @shamelesscandylight )

pudu ver

[toskarin]

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.