[elliespectacular]

A friend of mine used to post thirst traps on main until someone described one such photo as being their "asexual awakening" and I think about this every day

[officiallysad]

You got a gf!???

yaaa for a few years now aha

[serozvero]

[youre-dreaming-302]

IMac Aquariums

[memeclassheroes]

[officiallysad]

Yoooooo where you been

hola

[fairycosmos]

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

[bookish-bimbo]

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

[kosmogrl]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[evaconly]

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

[what-a-bastard]

[modogoblin]

[filmgifs]

BEETLEJUICE (1988) dir. Tim Burton

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[thebonewitch]

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

[reginasphalanges]

Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

[catchymemes]

[rory]

when you’re a deprived gay and you hear something gay just happened in a show you don’t watch

[catchymemes]

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled