Hello.

[officialmrjoe]

After a kinda annoying day at work, thanks to some stupid cum stains who tried to steal from my adult toys at work. I mean come on, just get a fucking job and buy these things, seriously. That's the luxury of having money of your own. Do whatever you want with your money, but I'll stop bitching because I don't really care if you get toys for poundtown or not. Now I'm going to enjoy this chocolate goodness that came straight from the gods and a cup of milk cause I'm a dam child. Enjoy the little things 🤗 Ps Tittysprinkles #work #chocolate #chocoholic #tittysprinkles

[officialmrjoe]

Birthday is tomorrow but what a nice surprise to actually get a cake, I never get a cake. I feel special now... #thankyou

[officialmrjoe]

This is why I can't have nice things at work....send help. #annabelle #scary #horror #help #work #snapchat

[officialmrjoe]

Bask in the beauty that is pastrami chili fries.😱😍❤️ I might die from this tonight. It was nice knowing you people...I guess. 😁👍 #thehat #pastrami #pastramichilicheesefries #yum #whatdiet (at The Hat)

[officialmrjoe]

Pokemon hunting and a shameless beach selfie because why the fuck not! Fun day today. #Pokemon #pokemongo #huntingtonbeach #fun #selfie (at Huntington Beach, California)

[officialmrjoe]

Decided to spoil someone who I consider to be very special in the world (myself). Fresh new kicks, an awesome game, and an adorable new shirt!! Fucking win! #staypuft #staypuftmarshmallowman #residentevil #shoes #awesome #treatyoself

[officialmrjoe]

While searching for some Pokemon last night, I of course had to take a photo with the shark at his park. Pretty awesome to see people out also looking for Pokemon. The only complain I have is get out an walk for these guys don't drive around. #shark #sharkpark #pokemon #pokemongo #fun (at Shark Park)

[officialmrjoe]

I don't buy flowers, but when I do, it's for someone who I truly love. Happy Birthday Mom. I love you. #happybirthday #mom #love

[officialmrjoe]

Face swap with Nicolas Cage on snapchat. There is no God.... #help #wtf #snapchat #nicolascagesfaceonthings #nicolascage

[officialmrjoe]

Just showing my Mario skills on the big ass controller at WonderCon. #wondercon #wondercon2016 #mariobros #nintendo

[officialmrjoe]

Selfie Sunday. #selfie #selfiesunday #snapchat #mymomthinksimpretty

[officialmrjoe]

Well happy Valentines Day to everyone. If you have someone, that's great, lets hope they make feel special all the time and not just today, where it's just seems to be a pissing contest of who got the better gift. I could've sworn this day wasn't supposed to be just about the gifts. To those that are single, it's totally ok. There is no need to bitch and moan about being alone. It's not the worst thing being single today. If you want a gift, then go treat yo self. Overall just enjoy another day of being alive and healthy. That's enough of my useless bitching. Enjoy the cards. Titty Sprinkles 🤗 #valentines #valentinesday #valentinesdaycard #tittysprinkles

[officialmrjoe]

A salute to the Goblin King, thank you for just being an awesome person. Rest In Peace David Bowie. Thank You. #davidbowie #restinpeace #thankyou #ziggystardust #goblinking #hero

[officialmrjoe]

A big part of how much laughter has helped my life, I have someone like this to thank. Oh, and the love for Jack Daniels as well lol Another one of my personal heroes have passed, but they will never be forgotten. #lemmykilmister #motorhead #thankyou #jackdaniels #quote

[officialmrjoe]

Here's an easy tip to remember for those last minute holiday shoppers. Take a nice deep breath and take your head out of your own ass. Simply put, just calm down. Also, go have some cheesecake because this is delicious. #food #cheesecake #holidays #relax

[officialmrjoe]

We are ready for this!!! We aren't too old for this!!!#starwarstheforceawakens #forceawakens #movie #starwars #wefeelold (at Century Huntington Beach and XD)

[officialmrjoe]

Guys this shit is happening!!!! #starwars #marathon #movie #forceawakens #starwarstheforceawakens (at Century Theaters Bella Terra)