Official Council For Orc City

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[cartoonscientist]

take me down to new orc city where the girls are ripped and their tusks are pretty

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Is this a war hammer thing? Yes. All hammer things are war hammer things if you instigate the war.

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Gnark stop posting topical human posts. We need to know what a Toby fox is and if it is a danger to our chickens.

[internalscreaming247]

I feel like something happened.

[gl1tchtast1c]

[great-and-small]

Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

[great-and-small]

This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹

[jayalaw]

They’d get indigestion.

Nah, sic the exotic pythons on him. They can swallow crocodiles

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Me when invasive harmful species fights giant snakes

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…yes we disappointed in “Tales of the Shire.”

Wanted it to be about Bywater in 3019, not 3008.

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Tried doing our own version of Pokémon go.

Called it Porkemon go. People thought it was about something else.

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People ask “why orc green, brown, gray?” Orcs all colors you just aren’t ready for the pink orc.

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Orking hard or hardly orking?

[parkerposey]

Extremely awesome wrong number text i just got

[mithril-orc-girl]

In Orc City, we roast the whole lamb and invite strangers over for a meal.

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Everyone get leg. If big party you get Dire Lamb and that way everyone still get leg.

[fartyrobbins]

Uh i sure hope there's not

[cassiesart]

He's just doing his job

[nyanbinyuri]

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What the hell is a gith yankee?

[foodcravings]

23 Layer Chocolate Cake (via Instagram)

[drysqu1d]

[scumrunner]

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Are power claws legal to carry around?

I know orc city is okay with axes but are power claws a bit too much?

Power claw is fun children's toy. Perfectly legal. Also great mobility aid for those who lack natural strength to tear through metal, not that anyone in city council need it.

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good places to eat in orc city?

Everywhere good place to eat if you got food. We eat at work, at home, at restaurant, at hospital, at DMV, in middle of road, up telephone pole. Lots of good places to eat.

oh you meant restaurant. Yes. Good places to eat in Orc city.

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Hi! I am interested in visiting Orc City and heard you have boars. Do you also have Javelinas? They are my favorite! I look forward to my trip!

Okay. Talked to Gnark about what a javalina is. Gnark say I mispronounce it. I say it pronounced "skunk pig." Yes we have skunk pig in ork city. It come in small and large variety. Also Gnark say plural is called "squadron" which make sense since skunk pigs take part in Orc City annual airshow.