this place is not a place of honor

glitch • he/him • adult • "literally just some guy"

[gl1tchtast1c]

welp, i'm late as hell for this one. i guess it's really on me for having a decent sleep schedule for once in my life. (besides, these posts are mainly just for me to remember what i though about an update anyway)

oh, right. she's riding the uninymph (not literally) (well actually we don't know how nymph sex works but hopefully not literally)

i can't look at that without getting reminded of davesprite's timeline. actually...

no, it's missing two O's. still feels ominous. ly'lac, don't skip any gates girl

if nymphs are too far away from the camera, they turn into a fidget spinner. this is crucial lore to know

oh right she has a robot of herself. completely forgot about that lol

aww she looks cute here :) anyway vrissy time!!

wait what horse thing

wait did she kill the uninymph? off screen?? ly'lac we had a whole flash about his backstory c'mon girl!!

i'll say it again, it feels so weird to see homestuck characters using modern terminology. i'm still in "oh they're all stuck in 2009" mode

also, this world actually has a concept of "boy" and "girl". interesting, i thought it would just be "satyr" or "nymph"

girl god damn it c'mon. i do wanna know more about him, though. maybe he'll be her sprite? though, that would make the imps crazy strong... on the other hand, jade prototyped a first guardian and she managed to survive so maybe it'll be fine

okay, so by killing him ly'lac brought upon the end of the world, cool. kinda reminds me of Gl'bgolyb in a way. also really fucked up that the nymphs just dragged this guy and locked him up forever???

i really wanna know what earth c teaches about the gods. actually, i wanna know what earth c knows about their adventures at all. do you think the dancestors are public knowledge? does the populace even know who feferi is

oh shit so this is happening Now now

famous last words.....

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[maja-paja]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[imcertly]

hydra

[makiionfire]

this came to me in a dream

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[egophiliac]

the squeakquel

(no worries, this is the last one) (...for now)

[egophiliac]

as penance, here's that Georgina/Dylla for y'all 🙇

[kamiraaah]

🃏 The Trappola Siblings ♥️

[biskypeshky]

ace markey is so real because if I WAS like a week away from quitting that job I hate and being the house husband of my hot best friend and then he DIES and they make me go to COLLEGE, i would also kill someone

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[nekropsii]

rose is genuinely so funny. they both are, but rose doesnt get nearly as much attention about it. its that guy who has a blog.

[jewag-only]

//suicide

wonder if rose made empty suicide threats to her friends like she does to mom. i wish her self destructive tendencies were brought up more by the fandom. lowkey a vent so i dont care if this is ooc if im gonna be honest. i just wanted smt to work on for awhile

EDIT: i was really suicidal when i made this so if you could refrain from criticizing it in the comments that would much be appreciated. you can do that with my other works but not with this one. i genuinely just dont care if it is good or not and enough people have told me i didnt meet the bar and i dont careeeee!!! please stop

EDIT AGAIN!!!: you do not have to worry about me! i am on antidepressants now and this was made i want to say a month ago...? my queue on here is suuuuper behind. im doing fine!!!! i got help ♡ if you are feeling this way also i STRONGLY suggest you seek council too because someone loves you i am positive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trenchgun]

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

[redcorals]

john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring

[fujoshiwarrior]

happy eighth birthday john karkat

[today-in-homestuck]

today in homestuck

[metamelonisle]

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 9th of July, 2023, is this young man’s birthday. Although it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a (better) name!

What will the name of this young man be?

[cellberry]

Happy Alpha Kid Day, John Karkat.