"I'll find you."

Lex // 26 // Queer 🕷at any given moment i’m thinking about spider-man🕷

[secretgarden]

pussy wetter than the lost city of atlanta

[fabledanarchy2]

Atlantis. The wet and lost city you’re looking for is Atlantis

[crescere-ex-nihilo]

[sirnoblesquid]

got a little bit bored and did this

[robowarrior-god]

I've had this idea stuck in my head all day

[reyantilles]

[redstonedust]

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

[gengario]

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

[gwensy]

liking popular characters is so embarrassing Yeah here's spiderman bet you've never heard of him,Whatever kicks a rock

[aropride]

does anyone else think that its crazy (remembers i’m in discourse time-out this week) how the wind blowing thru the grass is so common yet so beautiful. one of many marvelous experiences in this wonderful life

[wizardarchetypes]

let me tell you driving from Ohio to Washington in a SmartCar with everything I owned was funny enough on its own but once I got west of the Rockies, every. single. time. I stopped ar a gas station, random dads would just spawn beside my car. like there was some sort of dad portal following me. and they’d see my ohio plates and go, “did you DRIVE through the mountains in that?” and every. single. time. I’d go, “well, they didn’t airlift me!”

it killed. it absolutely cleared ever time. never failed to make the dads laugh. they were obsessed. i said it the same every time. it was like I was in a groundhog day timeloop on interstate 70 westbound gas stations. and you know what? I was happy.

[lochmaw]

😏 Heh... You'll never see this coming...

[movingdeactivating8910]

loverboy akira

[chnrry]

2024/5/18 this light is all of you

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr

[icecreamvi]

Can she play with my daughter Leftist Infighting

[innerchildabortionclinic]

sure, what could possibly go wrong

[shencomix]

[alicentsgf]

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

[crythartic]

some insta doodle requests!!