I went to a burlesque show put on by the rennaisance festival last night and one of the acts was a girl doing standup about shakespeareâs King JohnÂ
also she began with, âwell Iâm not doing a striptease for you tonight, so you may be wondering, what IS she doing??âŠâŠâŠ.my bestâ
also three guys did a number that was stripping but aLSO SWORDFIGHTING and thatâs justâŠâŠ my whole kink
it was very âoh nooooo you seem to have torn my shirt open as weâre fightingâ and it was GREAT Iâve never seen a swordfight that looked that much like a threesome
also they had tearaway pants that they threw into the audience and I found a pair while we were cleaning house afterwards and had to go find the guys and be like âhey these areâŠyoursâ
Hello I was the girl doing stand up glad you liked it!











