Official White Kids

tumblr posts from the lives of the whitest kids on earth

[catchymemes]

[oneheadtoanother]

[memewhore]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Jfc

[pancakeke]

I tried combining the 🥺 emoji with all the other emojis and these ones were the best

[weaver-z]

Men's restrooms are all gross in the same way but women's restrooms all manage to be gross in bizarre and uniquely horrifying ways

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[catchymemes]

[doot]

Check out and RSVP for this virtual music festival at Sessions (I’ll be doing a small live set there too!)

[exposedconspiracies]

CONSPIRACY #77

Among Us is designed to expose how much of a liar your friends are

[funnypicturesposts]

[irlcute]

*gets shot in the leg* “are you ok?” “i’m fine just tired haha”

[laughingsquid]

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

The only map that matters

[bluelivesaintshit]

The Horny Capitols

[cranberrybogfrog]

In KY there’s actually a place called Big Bone Lick, so….. the true epicenter

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

[gunsandfireandshit]

Potion of make you fall down

[pettycentral]

[doot]

the guy I’m talking to must be so excited for halloween! he’s already playing ghost haha 👻

[memesonthehour]