Never Not Tired

Ride Fast Eat Ass

[denhams-lilliesofthefield]

"I asked chat gpt" well I asked a moldy old skull and he told me to beat you over the head with that laptop

[everythingispirates]

came back wrong trope is very good but I find it very funny that barbossa came back literally the same like that was just a minor inconvenience to him. gets killed and comes back and is like um okay anyway

[nbmudkip]

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

[cocomonerd]

No because pride and prejudice isn't "I changed myself for you so you would love me back." It's "your blatant rejection and disdain for me made me realize things about myself no one had ever been bold enough to tell me so I sat down and evaluated all my behavior patterns and why they came about and came to the realization myself that I had to work on myself. Also I don't expect you to love me now that I'm a work in progress, so I'm just going to do nice things for you because I don't like seeing you hurt." No wonder P&P fans refuse to settle.

[teamvoorhees2]

Or JB Weld, or baling wire, or bungees, or Permatex, or...

[the-haiku-bot]

Or JB Weld, or

baling wire, or bungees,

or Permatex, or…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[itseyeswillbeofemerald]

I love you, Red Green

[blennie]

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

[anotherpapercut]

"summer is the worst" "no winter is!!!" actually both are. down with Big Temperature. spring and autumn for the win

[lo-andbehold]

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[winchestersingerautorepair]

there's a lot happening right here

[roycohn]

i am like losing my mind this is so funny

[roycohn]

[sandersstudies]

When the captain tears the nazi flag in half that was actually a subtle piece of movie symbolism to indicate that he fucking hates nazis

[geryone]

me & all the besties

[ianvs-deactivated20241214]

Not to sound like an entitled brat, but I deserve to have a crow that regularly visits me.

[tomb-of-madeline]

Happy Valentine’s day everyone!

[waajidah]

love love love love love love love love love

[megmelodia]

[dotoro3]

this tumblr post has me in a vice grip

[ofswordsandpens]

the drama, the shock, the revelation, of Elizabeth waltzing into her house at the crack of dawn with a visibly disheveled Mr. Darcy (chest fully out)  UNCHAPERONED, and being like “He’s asking Papa for my hand in marriage 🥰” when her entire family thought she loathed him with every fiber of her being will never be matched

[everythingispirates]

came back wrong trope is very good but I find it very funny that barbossa came back literally the same like that was just a minor inconvenience to him. gets killed and comes back and is like um okay anyway