so may you all

info & tags & icon & main these, the waning days of babylon

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

None of us are funny

[offslime]

follows & asks from @squid-main. mutuals can dm for my personal blog. ok that's all. live laugh love urself 💛

check my mutual aid tag for info on how to help palestinians

[offslime]

is adobe acrobat actually worth it in college (my school is a microsoft school) or should i change my adobe subscription to just ps & lightroom. ive never used any other adobe products lmfao

yes just pay for photoshop and lightroom

no you do need acrobat

i dont know or i dont care or ive never been to college or my name is chuck etc

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[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[robertfagden]

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

[mangoontheinternet]

2025: "dude the games industry sucks rn it was so much better 6 years ago"

2019: "dude the games industry sucks rn it was so much better 6 years ago"

2013: "dude the games industry sucks rn it was so much better 6 years ago"

2007: "dude the games industry sucks rn it was so much better 6 years ago"

2001: "dude turn on the tv any channel"

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[offslime]

is adobe acrobat actually worth it in college (my school is a microsoft school) or should i change my adobe subscription to just ps & lightroom. ive never used any other adobe products lmfao

yes just pay for photoshop and lightroom

no you do need acrobat

i dont know or i dont care or ive never been to college or my name is chuck etc

Remaining time: 7 hours 57 minutes

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[sophsun1]

Seinfeld – 3.20: The Good Samaritan

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[the-bar-sinister]

The sheer staggering success that this mnemonic has had in actually helping me remember which is which is amazing.

It also means that whenever I use "prone" i go "hehe, pronis".

[cybergm]

Chekhov, holding a smoking pistol in act 1: I-I'm sorry this... this never happens I- it usually last much longer than this

[alphacrone]

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

[podcastwizard]

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

[podcastwizard]

had food poisoning when i posted this

[martinkhall]

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

[podcastwizard]

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

[beckonrebound]

please do not give the puppyboy multiple choices he gets confused and overwhelmed, just pet him and call him a good boy as you decide for him. Please and thank you

[offslime]

????

[sexhaver]

evergreen tweet

[nothingenoughao3]

[IMAGE ID: Screenshot of a tweet from zuza_real sent on the first of August, 2021. It reads:

"men be like--" "women be like--" just shut up and tell us that specific thing that your ex did"

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[aphrostiel]

there is water at the bottom of the ocean