so may you all

info & tags & icon & main these, the waning days of babylon

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

None of us are funny

[offslime]

follows & asks from @squid-main. mutuals can dm for my personal blog. ok that's all. live laugh love urself 💛

check my mutual aid tag for info on how to help palestinians

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IM FREEEEE <3 5 Hours of Rick and Morty video game is this what they mean by down "bad"

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[offslime]

every time i think ab leaving vc kendall says "it still feels like 8 pm cus sam n charlie r still here" GIRL PLS

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[offslime]

been watching him (object of my comphet desires) play the rick and morty fps for 3 hours. which includes watching this horrible movie in 20 minute clumps between missions

[offslime]

he just bought 1 whole gallon of alien cum

[sacred-portal]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

true love is mostly about bringing each other antihistamines

[offslime]

they paused the movie to call kendall a d1 bandwagon for the knicks

[offslime]

been watching him (object of my comphet desires) play the rick and morty fps for 3 hours. which includes watching this horrible movie in 20 minute clumps between missions

[offslime]

KENDALL: yo sam do you like dante or vergil more SAM: ... SAM: what KENDALL: oh mb i meant the other one KENDALL: ... KENDALL: ... KENDALL: charlie? ME: i like dante i think he could be a woman someday KENDALL: what? KENDALL: but dante is so good as a not masculine man... he's all soft n shit..... MILES: He's all soft and shit?

[imjunebitch]

This pride month I'm coming out of the closet as someone who unironically enjoys the song One Week by The Barenaked Ladies

[modogoblin]

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[dogpuppy]

[divorciada]

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene