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jamiesfraser

I have a gift for you. Your queen!

#thor; appearance

ofmortem

“I am starting to think that you’re avoiding me.” @ofhedeby

ofhedeby

“ avoiding you? no, i was simply on a hunt. do i have a reason to? ”

#ofctemptation #thor; interactions

dsoredit

Catarina in episode 171

#alma; appearance

❛ name your price. anything ❜ - from @ofctemptation

“ this is my last bottle, you will have to stick to ale. ”

#alma; interactions #ofctemptation

strangestviking

Vikings; Revenge

❛ We have to ask the Gods for their help ❜ ❛ We have to prepare sacrifices ❜ ❛ What shall we sacrifice? ❜ ❛ If the army fails; If they are defeated by ____ our people might never recover ❜ ❛ I think ____ mean(s) ‘who shall we sacrifice?’ ❜ ❛ I want to ask you something ❜ ❛ Are you saying he wanted you to be our leader? ❜ ❛ What? What? ❜ ❛ That was the woman who made me believe I have to be King of all ____ in order to marry me ❜ ❛ I think of ____ everyday of my life ❜ ❛ ____ wants to lead the army ❜ ❛ ____ should lead the army! ❜ ❛ What did you say to ____ ? ❜ ❛ I told ____ that I’ve always loved ____ ❜ ❛ I’m surprised to see you ❜ ❛ You saw me but you didn’t bother come to say hello ❜ ❛ I wanted to marry you. You turned me down. I wasn’t important enough for you ❜ ❛ Everything I have done, I have done for you, and the Gods! ❜ ❛ Please don’t kill me. Please ❜ ❛ You know the rules of the race, ____ , you have to serve the feast ❜ ❛ It is you that is not happy, ____ ❜ ❛ Something happened to you in ____ and you have not been the same ❜ ❛ It’s a truth. I just don’t know what the truth is ❜ ❛ You have seen all you needed to? ❜ ❛ They are not as safe and secure as they think they are ❜ ❛ Go and make your plans. We wait to hear of your success ❜ ❛ You should have killed ____ when you had the chance ❜ ❛ I love all of our Gods. All of them. But I only love two people; you, my ____, and ____ ❜ ❛ If I decide not to kill ____ then no one can ❜ ❛ I don’t think it’s fair that I should keep ____ to myself. It doesn’t seem right ❜ ❛ I know you two like each other. I can see ❜ ❛ You are talking about sharing me. How can you not be jealous? ❜ ❛ Tonight you will die and feast with the Gods ❜ ❛ I hope that was enjoyable, otherwise is not worth it ❜ ❛ This is my decision! ❜ ❛ We are all equally ____, but we are not equal in battle. So I will take the lead. I will establish the battle plans and I will give the orders, do you understand that? ❜ ❛ You don’t agree ____ ? ❜ ❛ I didn’t say anything ❜ ❛ Your age makes you believe you know more than you do ❜ ❛ What have you done? ❜ ❛ What battles have you won? And what battles have you lost? ❜ ❛ It is in failure, my ____, that is when we learn the most ❜ ❛ You don’t want to listen, that is your choice ❜ ❛ I am the leader of this great army. Me! And you will obey me! ❜ ❛ I was about to receive the body and blood from Christ, our savior ❜ ❛ Thank you. Now get out! ❜ ❛ You should have listened to me ❜ ❛ Most of my life you’ve either manipulated, or humiliated me. You used me to fulfill your ambition ❜ ❛ What kind of a father are you? ❜ ❛ You’re not behaving like a King anymore ❜ ❛ How the little pigs will grunt when they hear how the old boar suffered ❜ ❛ How much gold and silver do you want to spare my life? ❜ ❛ Name your price. Anything ❜ ❛ My father was worth more than gold and silver. That is not the price you must pay ❜ ❛ I’ve been told your God is a carpenter and guess what? So am I ❜

#ask meme #for alma pls #but also thor if u want #xoxo

#a look™

“ your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ” - from @ulvssonn

“ your idea is stupid... i would have confidence if it wasn’t. ”

#ulvssonn #thor; interactions

“ what hideous sin have you committed lately? ” - from @ofctemptation

“ you need not worry your pretty little head over what i have or have not done. sin is for christians, sweet girl, and i am no christian. ”

#ofctemptation #thor; interactions

“ why are you smiling? ” - from @skadied

“ because you are a sight to behold, skjoldmø. i’ve never seen a woman so beautiful on the battlefield. ”

#thor; interactions #skadied

sikanapanele-deactivated2018121

#nsfw #thor; appearance

leneemusing

⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“ you mock my pain! ” “ life is pain. ” “ he’s only mostly dead. ” “ i’m on the brute squad. ” “ you are the brute squad. ” “ prepare to die. ” “ we’ll never survive. ” “ nonsense. you’re only saying that because no one ever has. ” “ who are you? ” “ get used to disappointment. ” “ you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means. ” “ i’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ” “ that may be the first time in my life a man dared insult me. ” “ drop. your. sword. ” “ shut up!! ” “ you’ve made your decision then? ” “ i bet my life on it! ” “ truly, you have dizzying intellect. ” “ you’re just stalling now. ” “ you guessed wrong. ” “ enough of that. ” “ surrender. ” “ you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well, i accept. ” “ i hate waiting. ” “ morons. ” “ you are wonderful. ” “ you seem a decent fellow, i hate to kill you. ” “ why are you smiling? ” “ because i know something you don’t know. ” “ goodnight. good work. i’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ” “ oh, there’s something i ought to tell you. ” “ think it’ll work? ” “ it would take miracle. ” “ hear this now — i will always come for you. ” “ this is true love, you think this happens every day? ” “ death cannot stop true love. ” “ i died that day. ” “ we may as well die here. ” “ he’s dead. he can’t talk. ” “ as you wish. ” “ why didn’t you wait for me? ” “ you can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ” “ you killed my love. ” “ it’s possible. i kill a lot of people. ” “ yes, you’re very smart. shut up. ” “ you’ve been mostly-dead all day. ” “ inconceivable!! ” “ let me explain. ” “ your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ” “ what hideous sin have you committed lately? ” “ will you ever forgive me? ” “ there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours. ”

#ask meme #i'll make starters out of these ok #so send me some!!!