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"Stop pissing off the orphans. A lot of them grow up to be serial killers." ind. / sel. / priv. princess carolyn of netflix's bojack horseman by alex. est. 9/10/17. LOW ACTIVITY!

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Howdy folks! Would you please give this a like/reblog if you’re interested in interacting with a brand new rp blog for Judah from the Netflix original Bojack Horseman? 

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@wabbitseezon needs a manager!

“Now, Daffy Duck - that’s right, yeah? Of course I’m right! You’re living the dream, aren’tcha? But what if you could live an even BETTER dream? We’re talking at LEAST five movie deals and maybe even squeeze in a dramatic TV show. I’ve heard some RUMORS that a certain SOMEONE’S been looking to cast YOU in the part of one GRIZZLED detective duck who’s been thrust into our world by accident!”

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@dollsdecay​ needs a manager!

“Now come on, honey - EVERYONE needs a GOOD manager. And I’m BETTER than GOOD. I’m the BEST. Even BETTER than the BEST! So how COULD you say no to such stellar representation? We’re talking at LEAST two movie deals and maybe even a couple TV dramas while we’re at it! What do you have to say about that? Better than GEKKO-RABINOWITZ, I’ll tell ya that much!”

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[spaacemusings]

                               Victory isn’t something you are given.                                         It is something you take.

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@coolerthanmysuperdad needs a manager!

“Now listen up! Superheroes are ALL the rage right now! In fact, I’ve been looking for JUST the right kind of character to play this NEW role I’m looking at. Right in front of me. It’s for a movie called Higgs Boson Man! A bit of a mouthful, but you get the idea. You look like you’d fit right in!”

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@youthfeared needs a manager!

“Well, I don’t usually take on kids - mostly ‘cause you never know what’s gonna happen to ‘em once they get older. You don’t wanna end up with a Culkin on your hands. But... sad kids can also make a real tearjerker on screen, and some people LOVE that honeydew-ridden nonsense. So MAYBE... hmm. You a dramatic actor or a comedic actor?”

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@bendorama needs a manager!

“So... apparently they’re building robots to replace actors now? Ugh! That’s just criminal! I mean, where are you gonna FIND good talent in a ROBOT that’s already BEEN pre-programmed to think and act a certain way? Uh... no offense. I’m not gonna let it make MY job harder, though. So what CAN you do?”

[whenpoetsbleed-deactivated20170]

And yet, you kept going.

A reminder. (via sagorna)

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@vortship needs a manager!

“Hmm...!”

This contemplative manager is currently in a line at the coffee shop near VIM - her management agency. And indeed, something rather interesting is taking place before her eyes. An OPPORTUNITY, so to speak - a chance to come into contact with someone who just MIGHT take the world by storm!

And this time, they were a KID! Maybe a little scruffy, maybe a bit messed up, but a CUTE kid with a LOT of charm and energy to her.

Sounds like the next Oliver Twist to her - and this one looks both nothing like him and totally like him!

“Hey kid!” She calls, pushing through the line and shoving several patient bystanders out of the way to get to her first. “Name’s Princess Carolyn. I’m a manager in movies and television and so on, whatever. Y’know what I mean! You’ve got a LOOK to you. Wouldn’t you want that to be on TV? Or the silver screen?”

[musesgonnamuse]

PSA;; RE: Mutuals Only

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musesgonnamuse:

if someone says their blog is mutuals only or they’re doing something like a starter call and say “like this for a starter (mutuals only)” they literally mean mutuals only. it’s doesn’t mean “non mutuals like this post anyway and I might make you a mutual” – it means mutuals only. 

when a non-mutual likes something that says mutuals only it can be really annoying/disrespectful for the mun to have to deal with and it will probably make that mun want to consider being in a mutual following with you even LESS. it will make the mun feel like their rules are not being listened to and that they are not being listened to.

 and it’s very easy to check if you are in mutuals with a person – just go and see if they are following you and before you try to interact with someone who is mutuals only. it only takes a minute or two and will save both you and the other mun from an awkward situation.

tl;dr if someone says mutuals only they mean it so respect that

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@apmeka​ needs a manager!

“I dunno; I don’t deal with video game personalities usually - but something about you screams... CUTE! RELATABLE! And DEFINITELY gonna be a hit with women ages... no! Girls AND women ages 14 and up! People LOVE a good role model - especially when that role model hits every single dart on the dartboard. Y’know what I mean!”

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@hoopsheartthrob needs a manager!

“Oh honey, you know what they say about sports stars! Lots of ‘em think that they can be actors. You saw what happened to Shaq! But see, YOU’RE not Shaq. You’ve got a real OOMPH to you! A feminine charm that’s gonna completely rock the entire world - power, confidence, and most importantly, something real important to say!”

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POTENTIAL!:

“You’re not kidding me, are you?” Kimiko knew a lot of deception lay in the twinkling bright lights of Hollywoo, but she wanted to believe that what Princess Carolyn wasn’t just trying to get her hopes up and actually thought her script was something good and held promise. “The first thing I need to do is find a studio to pitch this too, right? Any ideas?”

“Honey, I don’t kid - I DO.” She begins with a determined grin across her face, bringing her hands together. Indeed, this kid HAD it. What IT was, well... that was quite the conundrum. Most people would assume that it meant that they had the talent to succeed in Hollywoo - but there was ANOTHER level to “IT”. And, well...

THIS KID’S GOT IT!

“Let me put it this way. One day you’re gonna be looking out at the crowd you’ve gathered at the Oscars, and you’re gonna smile real wide - Best Original Screenplay! That’s what you’ve won that night. But see, that’s in the future. YOUR future.” She insists, leaning into her desk and linking her fingers together, crossing her legs. And it looked as though this was going to be a bit easier than she expected - the kid seemed to be buying it, hook line and sinker.

“You did your homework! Good for you. We put together a pitch. I heard Lenny Turtletaub is looking for a screenplay like this - something that’s gonna bring the ARC back to STORY ARC! A REAL winner!”

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@twinflight needs a manager!

“Everyone is so critical of mystery movies. I say screw ‘em! They don’t know a good story when they see it! People ALWAYS love a good mystery - especially if it’s an action-adventure mystery! Think Indiana Jones meets Sherlock Holmes - BAM! A REAL hit, right there! And think about it - I could get YOU to be the LEAD!”

[jacenyra]

Sansa Stark, A Storm of Swords by George R. R. Martin

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@karismatickitty needs a manager!

“I said I wanted THAT, not THIS! Judah ALWAYS made my favorite cup of tea with milk and gave me the proper files to look at along with it! I know you’re NEW, but come on, get your head into the game, kid! No one’s gonna take your seriously if you don’t have SOME inkling of sense!”