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[oflabyriinths]

wxngiit:

Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte Harry Potter series - JK Rowling To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee The Bible - Council of Nicea Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman Great Expectations - Charles Dickens Little Women - Louisa M Alcott Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy Catch 22 - Joseph Heller Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger Middlemarch - George Eliot Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald Bleak House - Charles Dickens War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy David Copperfield - Charles Dickens Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis Emma - Jane Austen Persuasion - Jane Austen The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne Animal Farm - George Orwell The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood Lord of the Flies - William Golding Atonement - Ian McEwan Life of Pi - Yann Martel Dune - Frank Herbert Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens Brave New World - Aldous Huxley The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov The Secret History - Donna Tartt The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas On The Road - Jack Kerouac Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie Moby Dick - Herman Melville Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens Dracula - Bram Stoker The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson Ulysses - James Joyce The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome Germinal - Emile Zola Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray Possession - AS Byatt A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell The Color Purple - Alice Walker The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry Charlotte’s Web - EB White The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks Watership Down - Richard Adams A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas Hamlet - William Shakespeare Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl Frankenstein - Mary Shelley The Canterbury Tales - Geoffrey Chaucer Paradise Lost - John Milton The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain White Fang - Jack London The Portrait of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde Queen of the Damned - Anne Rice Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Robert Louis Stevenson The Call of the Wild - Jack London The Importance of Being Earnest - Oscar Wilde The Wonderful Wizard of Oz — L. Frank Baum Don Quixote — Miguel De Cervantes Where the Wild Things Are — Maurice Sendak The Cat in the Hat — Dr Seuss The Giver — Lois Lowry Inkheart — Cornelia Funke Divine Comedy — Dante Alighieri Macbeth — William Shakespeare Romeo and Juliet — William Shakespeare The Child Called ‘It’ — Dave Pelzer The Hunger Games — Suzanne Collins The Diary of a Young Girl — Anne Frank Night — Elie Wiesel Les Misérables — Victor Hugo The Odyssey — Homer The Scarlet Letter — Nathaniel Hawthorne The Brothers Karamasov — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Eragon — Christopher Paolini 

[oflabyriinths]

i will return here someday, i promise

and to katherine

and lucrezia

currently find me paisiible & notgriieving

[ereans]

someone give me a plot where muse a is living in this nyc apartment complex, and the apartment across the hall from her has always been empty, until one day she finally sees someone moving in. she introduces herself to the guy moving in, muse b, and is immediately attracted to him. before long, they end up going on a few dates, although muse b is hesitant at first, and at the end of the third date, muse a tries to invite muse b into her apartment for the night, but he declines. she’s confused and initially embarrassed, until he tells her that she should come into his apartment, because he has something to show her. they walk in and there’s a teenage girl on the couch. muse a is extremely confused now, especially when muse b introduces the girl as the babysitter. it isn’t until a tiny little two-year-old comes toddling around the corner that she realizes that muse b is a single father.

[oflabyriinths]

‘sup

[notgriievingarchive-blog]

[oflabyriinths]

notgriieving.

                                  ind. season 1/pre-season 1 elena g.                                                    played by ailin.

[eurynomephoenix18]

Visit Original Link

[plant-royalty]

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

[mttgwen]

IT’S TIME

[summers1x1-blog]

JUST WANT FAMOUS/NON FAMOUS when the fandom finds out the celeb is dating someone non famous and they stalk tf out of them and then “wait,,, no theyre cute and theyre not problematic aw theyre really nICE and theyre actually liKED BY THe FANdOM BC THEYRE HELLA DOWN TO EARTH and always will talk to fans if they see them and take dumb selfies and tweet them and stuff and when the celeb goes on tour the non famous one surprises them by coming to one of their shows or sneaking on stage idk i nEED THIS

[leomessl]

i don’t know if it’s been done but how about the complete fuckboy who is so used to routine. he picks up who he wants, it’ll be easy and if he’s lucky they’ll put up a challenge but they end up in the alley or in the men’s room and he always has the courtesy of kissing them goodbye and never seeing them again. and it’s like every saturday, he’s at the bar and he spots a pretty girl and she looks the perfect amount of innocent (he’s not up for a challenge tonight)  but theres a bit of banter going and eventually she ends up in the backseat of his Jeep and when they’re done he’s leans in with a grin, memorised almost like a catchphrase, “thanks for the great sex babe” to kiss her goodbye but she turns her cheek at the last minute, offers him a sweet smile “cute. that was great sex for you?” and just like that the fuck boy’s been fucked and she’s smoothing her skirt down and disappearing out of the backseat and he needs to find her again, needs to prove her wrong and it’s almost obsessive the way he needs her and suddenly hes just like one of the many girls that chase after him following a mediocre one night stand. 

[thornlessrxsearchive-deactivate]

penislovesyou:

Neck kissing is like heaven, except it mainly makes you breathe really hard and want to commit a lot of sins right then.

[coltre]

heart: *develops feelings* brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo

[oflabyriinths]

ye a h.

[project--zed-blog]

#Smol Mun Club

> All the muns that are 5′0 -5′5 we are smols.

[oflabyriinths]

                          noblencss​ / starter call.

                    it wasn’t RARE for alaska to struggle reaching things that were,                     well, high and, consequentially, out of reach for her and her                     ridiculously small height. the matron had told her a million times                     that, FIRST OF ALL, a woman shouldn’t read as much as she did                     and, SECOND OF ALL, she shouldn’t stand on chairs for reaching                     a certain shelf. but there she was, doing both of those things. her                     logic: the times were changing and she REALLY, REALLY                     wanted to reach that x thing that was too high.

                    she lived with a matron since her father had sent her away from                     the small, lost-in-space town alaska was from. the matron was                     harsh and distant most of the time, strict every second of every                     day unless she woke up with the right foot and alaska did everything                     properly (which, let’s be honest, never happened).

                    the current struggle, whatsoever, was reaching the book that was                     still just out of reach for her. with a huff, alaska got down from the                     chair and looked around, trying to find a charitative soul (taller than                     her, of course) that would help her out in her troubled times. she                     paced the library until she found a boy, maybe around her same age,                     and with an unlikely ease hopped to stand closer to him, speaking                     with an air of confidentiality within her.

                                            ‘ hey-- hey! can you PLEEEEEASE do me                                               a favor and reach a book for me? yes? GREAT! ‘

                    and though the boy hadn’t answered, she grabbed his hand and                     pulled at it in the direction of the shelf she so desperately wanted                     to reach, urging him to tag along.

[oflabyriinths]

blue-eyed-snake.

“You really know how to knock down a man’s ego ya know that?”  Damon chuckled, shaking his head as he moved his hand to rest on her thigh.  He’d been testing the waters over the last few weeks, a subtle touch here and there, a chaste kiss to her cheek when the parted ways for the evening.  He wasn’t going to push it just yet but he was sure they both wanted more.

He pulled up in front of the dilapidated chain link fence with the old faded “no trespassing” sign on it and turned the car off as he glanced over at the brunette.  “You think you can hop that fence?”

                          it was ODD how alaska had grown to be... fond of damon (to                           say the least, ease the blow for her own pride), even moreso                           if you looked back at their first meeting, how she’d tried to                           diss him three thousand million times before she                           RESIGNATED HERSELF to his presence. from then on,                           things just took their course.

                                                    ‘ so i’ve been told, yeah. ‘

                          alaska’s voice was playful as she spoke, her hand placing                           over his and patting it gently, although teasing, she was also                           reciprocating the touch. it wasn’t like she hadn’t noticed what                           damon was doing and she’d be lying if she said she didn’t                           want that just as much as he seemed to want it. when the car                           came to a stop, she glanced first at damon and then at the                           fence, starting to get out of the car and placing a cigarette                           between her teeth. for a moment, she examinated the fence                           with her clear eyes and shifted her weight from one leg to the                           other a few times. afterwards, she hit the cigarette deeply                           and turned her head to look at damon with her trademark                           smirk on her lips.

                                                    ‘ children’s play. BUT! before you challenge                                                       me to do the stupid thing, is this some sort                                                       of creepy pasta, haunted place in which                                                       slenderman might appear all of a sudden?                                                       i don’t particularly feel like being murdered                                                       tonight. ‘

[oflabyriinths]

                            shortxterm / starter call.

                        emerald eyes were set on the notebook on the table, pencil                         tapping rapidly against it and the french fries they’d ordered                         at mcinedible practically untouched by her. she was                         FRUSTRATED, to say the least. not understanding wasn’t                         something pleasant for alaska being that she considered                         there were enough uncertainties and doubts in her life for                         adding some stupid classwork to it.

                        after a few more seconds in which she was submerged in                         that tense silence, she dropped the pencil on the table and                         slumped back against the seat, reaching for the fries and                         grabbing a few.

                                                      ‘ this assignment is just STUPID and                                                         doesn’t make sense. c’mon, let’s finish                                                         the fries and get the hell outta here, i                                                         want a smoke. ‘

[oflabyriinths]

okay children, starter call?

[oflabyriinths]

blue-eyed-snake.

“Don’t call me cute.”  Damon frowned at the petite girl, shaking his head.  “I’m brooding and sexy and dangerous, not cute.” He clarified.

As she giggled to herself and danced along to the music she claimed to hate, Damon drove them out towards the edge of town, windows down and music up as the night air blew through the car.

“Well I hope you’re up for a little adventure tonight, Alaska.”

                                      ‘ i never said you weren’t those things, but                                         you’re also cute. at least to ME. ‘

                          yeah, she very much liked to think damon was at least                           a teeny tiny bit smitten with her. after saying that, she                           leaned back against the seat and barely even glanced                           at him when he spoke again, already very preoccupied                           with the music. but even so, there was an evident smirk                           on her face. full of mischief and the ever-living mystery                           that was alaska young --- just like old times.

                                      ‘ i’m always up for an adventure,                                         damon. don’t you know? ‘