Of MiceAndRoses

⭐️New York ⭐️ §Eternally young in mind and spirit§ 18•Gemini•Comics

[paper-mario-wiki]

too many fuckn degrees outside

[myrandomfandomblog]

yeah dude fuck those college kids

[lifehackable]

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

[tarcroach]

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

[ittygittydiddynator]

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

[sparklesmccheesy]

Important and vital

[natasha-romvnoff]

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

[vastderp]

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[mapachezurdo]

[slagnarok]

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

[futuresideboobs]

BUST A NUT

[sunsoakd]

me on queer eye

antoni: this is an avocado

me, sobbing: did you know i’d die for you

[hijerking]

how to become my friend

[justbrosthings]

1: take pics of dogs you see

2: send them to me

3: that's it

3: we are now friends

[nisamohi-deactivated20180925]

[westfriend6546546546565-deactiv]

cooking is a rewarding activity and a good skill

[fairydusts]

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

[feministfront]

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

[gibbearish]

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

[its-probably-all-elves]

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

[allcapsmadbitch]

just girly things~🌟

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via stylestruIy)

[coldtake]

[wentz-archive]

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

[pg13howincrediblydull]

is this a Halsey song

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation:

[googleimagesofgod]

*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht

[highoffkaay-blog]

having a good heart fucks you up in this generation

[pastabot]

me meeting a bumble bee

[ugly]

me: I respect you

bumble bee: Merci

[lmaonade]

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything