Hemlock Grove Sentence Starter Meme [part 1]
"You're one strange customer, you know that?"
"It'll take a hose to get the smell of prole out of my nostrils"
"Well, people meat is more like bacon."
"Were you bitten by a werewolf?"
"Use your imagination, dipshit."
"Get that skinny, sorry drumstick out of my face."
"Go get me a beer and stop hassling me."
"People are saying you're a werewolf"
"You believe everything people say?"
"Shee-it."
"You know you're not supposed to be here, wiseass."
"Let them eat croutons!"
"I honestly have no fucking idea what you would be capable of if you were afraid of losing me."
"What, are you pregnant or something?"
"How would you talk about dancing to a person with no legs?"
"Today I have seen the dragon..."
"Can I watch?"
"Holy shitbird."
"Eat a tampon you uncouth mongoloid."
"Go suck an egg"
"Do you need... mouth to mouth?"
"You sure have pretty lips."
"Do I got a dick in my mouth? I ain't fucking crazy."
"I didn't realize I was that crazy."
"I thought it meant you were a lesbian."
"You can't walk to America. There's an ocean."
"I need to know like an extra ear on my dick to hear myself whack off."
"Also, I made out with her."
"Is there like a summer camp for serial killers?"
"Earth to fucknuts."
"You know, you really scare people."
"Pretending you don't know?"
"But really he just needed to feel a pair of hands down there that don't care if he unloaded the dishwasher."
"By now it's the difference between being fucked in the face and the ass."
"Jesus, you need to get laid."
"What is it with you and crazy girls?"
"How very goddamn mysterious."
"Do you have antifreeze in your veins?"
"Does that help you get it up these days?"
"Like that's so much worse than what already happens when you die."
"Look at the sour apple pretending he's not happy to see us."
"You still make me as wet, always have."
"I can feel it when you're just lying there, worrying."
"You know how when you close your ears sometimes the sound of your heart is like a little man walking through snow?"
"Kiss my big black ass."
"You know Chuck E. Cheese is that way, kid."
"You perfectly idiotic creature."
"You great, lumbering dolt."
"You will end up in the gutter, you fucking little rodent."
"I would never do anything that would hurt us."
"This is over. We're done."
"You can't walk away over a stupid thing like that."
"You can't walk away from... this."
"Will you fucking say something?"
"There's no good for you here."
"What are the things you're leaving out?"
