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“Glad you believe so firmly in me. How about we go on that date we always talk about?”
“That might work.”
jalec au aesthetic ➳ model!jace & photographer!alec
Everybody has that one partner where every thread turns into
“uh YEAH, you did, handsome.”
“Nope, nothing.”
Alec was nervous. He hadn’t meant to let the words slip out, but they had. Now what was he going to do? He knew Demetrius wouldn’t feel the same way. It just wasn’t who the other was. Maybe he’d just let this drop. After all, it didn’t matter, right?
more texts for you bitches
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
“Don’t be nervous Alec, I want you.” Jace shifted his hand from Alec’s legnth to put a hand over Alec’s and show him how to do it properly. Jace lets out a whimper. “Whenever you’re ready I want to give you head.” Alec seemed so timid and while it was cute it was also frustrating because he wanted that rough passion with him. That wouldn’t be on the table for a few nights for sure.
“I know,” Alec breathed, smiling a bit. “I just... haven’t done this.” Not that he needed to tell Jace that. Jace knew everything about him. He knew Alec better than Alec knew himself. He kept moving his hand, thankful for Jace’s coaching. “I’m ready whenever you are,” he replied and looked at him, smiling a bit. His heart was pounding and he wanted to make Jace feel good, but he knew Jace wanted to do the same for him.
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Jace returns the kiss at first, using a free hand to cup Alec’s cheek, stroking him at the same time. Tonight was going to be all about Alec and showing him how good it felt to be with Jace. Jace breaks away from the kiss to slide Alec’s hand lower, letting Alec feel him. “That’s all for you.” He whispers. He’s hoping the TV will drown out Alec’s gasps of pleasure and maybe if they don’t everyone will just assume that he’s got another girl in his room.
Alec tried his best to stay quiet, but it was hard. Sure, he’d masturbated before. He was a young male. But the way it felt with Jace, it was beyond words. Even just his hand working over Alec was the most amazing thing he felt. As his hand wrapped around Jace, he looked him in the eye and moved his hand hesitantly. He was still a bit nervous about all of this.
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Soulmates!AU Sentence Meme
bemamar:
“Come ooonn, I’m really hungry! You’re the one supposed to feed me.”
“Do you ever think what it’d be like if we had the same marks? If it were you and me?”
“Do you love me? And not because you’re supposed to.”
“Do you think I’ll ever find it? The one with a mark on their arm saying they have to be with me?”
“Do you think there’s more than one? More than one soulmate for each one?”
“Do you think sex with a soulmate could ever be better than this? Because I doubt it.”
“Get out of work? Just tell them your soulmate needs you.”
“God, I love you so much. I know what I said before, but you’re everything I think about, everything I want, I don’t wanna turn my back on this. I don’t care what a piece of paper says or doesn’t. I’d still want this, you, if it didn’t say a thing.”
“Hell, no! You get that erased right now! It’s not me!”
“I can’t believe you’re it. From all the people- You can’t be. I hate you.”
“I got your letter. I know we never talked before, but you sent your number and… Do you think we can meet? And yes, it’s your name too.”
“I know I always say I don’t want to know, I don’t want to get it, the marker, but knowing for sure there’s someone out there for you, no matter what… I can’t say it isn’t tempting.”
“I know you’re horny. I can literally feel it. And it’s not helping me focus at all. So can’t you deal with it?”
“I know neither of us have markers, but I’m pretty sure they’d be glowing right now if we did.”
“I know this is not ideal, but I’m willing to try if you are.”
“I know you’re scared, I’m fucking scared too, but this says we got each other for life, that’s gotta be worth something, right?”
“I thought I’d never find you. Are you scared?”
“I’m scared as hell. But I still want to go through with it, I want to be able to prove it to anyone, let’s do this, let’s get the markers.”
“If I knew sex could be this amazing, I would have searched the name a long time ago.”
“If someone had warned me I would end up here… I would still have chosen you. I’ll always choose you.”
“It’s me…? Hell, it’s me. It really is me. You’re ruined.”
“Look at it! Don’t turn away. Can you see it? It’s a perfect match. I’m sorry if it sucks that it’s me. But it’s true. You can’t run from this.”
“No! No, it can’t be! That’s not-, no that’s not it… [Name] I can’t be your name… It’s not possible because… You’re not mine.”
“Our chests might not glow, but I would do anything for you, I’d go anywhere, I love you, and if that’s not soulmate material, than I don’t want to find my soulmate.”
“Okay, name one time pretending to be soulmates got us in trouble.”
“Please don’t ask me to leave. I want you so much it hurts. I never thought it could feel like this.”
“Promise me, promise me you’ll give us a chance before you go and get your mark done. Promise me.”
“So what? Just because a thing on my wrist glows I’m suddenly supposed to rebuild my whole life around you? Please. You’re fucking insane. This is fucking insane. Get the hell out.”
“This is just too hard. This soulmate thing. I know they say I’m your only chance. But I can’t do this. I’m sorry. You’re gonna have to find another way. I can’t be your soulmate.”
“We have to talk… I’ve met him/her. I’ve met the one. I can’t do this, I can’t marry you tomorrow.”
“We’re done. Mark or not mark. We’re done here. Don’t call me.”
“What if it never happens to me? Do you ever get scared about it?”
“What’s wrong?? I could feel in how much pain you were just now. God, I’m still shaking.”
“Why don’t you ever let me see it? If you have the name already, why can’t you tell me whose is it? I thought we were best friends.”
“Yes, I’m still scared! What if this is just a mistake? What if it passes someday and you don’t love me for me? What will be left then?”
“Yes, we’re soulmates! I get it, now shut up and fuck me, because I’m pretty sure it’s one of your duties.”
“You know, for someone who’s supposed to be my soulmate, you really need a new wardrobe. Or a new whole taste.”
“You know sometimes, some people, they don’t ever find a match, right? Do you still want to know?”
“You’re it okay?? I don’t know how, I don’t know why, all I know is that you’re the only one that will do, it hurts like goddamn hell, and I don’t-I just need you to let me in, please.”
“You’re my soulmate, I don’t need something telling me that.”
“(Name)? We need to talk… There’s something I have to tell you. Or show you, I guess. Please don’t be mad. I would have never- I’m sorry. But it’s your name. It’s you.”
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Death of a Bachelor starters
VICTORIOUS.
‘ tonight we are victorious. ’ ‘ all my friends were glorious. ’ ‘ let me be your killer king. ’ ‘ it hurts until it stops. ’ ‘ my touch is black and poisonous. ’ ‘ I know you need it. do you feel it ? ’ ‘ drink the water, drink the wine. ’ ‘ we gotta turn up the crazy. ’ ‘ I’m like a scarf trick, it’s all up the sleeve. ’ ‘ I taste like magic. ’ ‘ Throw the bait, catch the shark, bleed the water red. ’ ‘ 50 words for murder and I’m every one of them. ’
DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.
‘ it’s a hell of a feeling, though. ’ ‘ who are these people ? ’ ‘ I just woke up in my underwear. ’ ‘ I should probably introduce myself. ’ ‘ there’s no such thing as getting out of hand. ’ ‘ memories tend to just pop up. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ll ever get enough. ’ ‘ champagne, cocaine, gasoline– and most things in between. ’ ‘ I roam the city in a shopping cart. ’ ‘ this night is heating up. ’ ‘ raise hell and turn it up. ’ ‘ If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe. ’ ‘ don’t threaten me with a good time. ’ ‘ what are these footprints? they don’t look very human-like. ’ ‘ Now I wish that I could find my clothes. ’ ‘ I wanna wake up, can’t even tell if this is a dream. ’ ‘ how did we end up in my neighbor’s pool ? ’
HALLELUJAH.
‘ A moment you’ll never remember, and a night you’ll never forget. ’ ‘ Show praise with your body. ’ ‘ Say your prayers. ’ ‘ My life started the day I got caught. ’ ‘ the time for being sad is over. ’ ‘ you miss them like you miss no other. ’ ‘ being blue is better than being over it. ’ ‘ I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing. ’ ‘ I love the things you hate about yourself. ’ ‘ just finished a daydream. ’ ‘ no one wants you when you have no heart. ’ ‘ I’m sitting pretty in my brand new scars. ’ ‘ You’ll never know if you don’t ever try again, so let’s try. ’
EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES.
‘ finders keepers, losers weepers. ’ ‘ welcome to the end of eras. ’ ‘ dress me up and watch me die. ’ ‘ if it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. ’ ‘ you just might see a ghost tonight. ’ ‘ And if you don’t know, now you know. ’ ‘ I’m taking back the crown. ’ ‘ I’m all dressed up and naked. ’ ‘ I see what’s mine and take it. ’ ‘ so close, I can taste it. ’ ‘ I’m so much more than royal. ’ ‘ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die. ’ ‘ welcome to my world of fun. ’
DEATH OF A BACHELOR.
‘ do I look lonely ? ’ ‘ people have told me I don’t look the same. ’ ‘ maybe I lost weight. ’ ‘ I’m playing hooky with the best of the best. ’ ‘ I’m walking the long road, watching the sky fall. ’ ‘ how could I ask for more ? ’ ‘ a lifetime of laughter and the expense of the death of a bachelor. ’ ‘ it feels like my heart is going to burst. ’ ‘ and when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had ? ’ ‘ share one more drink with me, smile even though you’re sad. ’
CRAZY=GENIUS.
‘ you can set yourself on fire. ’ ‘ you dance on a tightrope of weird. ’ ‘ but when I wake up you’re so normal that you just disappear. ’ ‘ there’s no residue of a torturer inside of your eyes. ’ ‘ then I’m a fucking arsonist. ’ ‘ I’m a rocket scientist. ’ ‘ you can set yourself on fire, but you’re never gonna burn. ’ ‘ you’re never gonna learn. ’ ‘ Darlin’, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue. ’ ‘ other boys you may have dated serrated your heart with a slice. ’ ‘ the cut of your love never hurts. ’
LA DEVOTEE.
‘ you got two black eyes from loving too hard. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave. ’ ‘ just another LA devotee. ’ ‘ I couldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I couldn’t ever make you see. ’
GOLDEN DAYS.
‘ I found a pile of Polaroids in the crates of a record shop. ’ ‘ boy, he was something debonair in 1979. ’ ‘ and she had Farrah Fawcett hair. ’ ‘ don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade ? ’ ‘ all the memories that we make will never change. ’ ‘ time can never break your heart, but it’ll take the pain away. ’ ‘ Right now our future’s certain. ’ ‘ I won’t let it fade away. ’
THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE DIRTY.
‘ truth is that it was always going to end. ’ ‘ if you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch. make it a good one. ’ ‘ And if you wanna make it through the night, you better say my name like the good, the bad and the dirty. ’ ‘ I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education. ’ ‘ there’s only two ways that these things can go. ’ ‘ how was I to know that all your friends won’t hold any grudges ? ’ ‘ I got the final judgement. ’ ‘ you’ve been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like. ’ ‘ but I’m not gonna think about that right now. ’ ‘ all our friends want us to fall in love. ’
HOUSE OF MEMORIES.
‘ the lonely moments just get lonelier, the longer you’re in love. ’ ‘ I don’t want to be afraid. ’ ‘ baby, we built this house on memories. ’ ‘ promise me a place in your house of memories. ’ ‘ I think of you from time to time, more than I thought I would. ’ ‘ you were just too kind. ’ ‘ I was too young to know. ’ ‘ that’s all that really matters. ’ ‘ I was a fool. ’ ‘ those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me. ’ ‘ I wish I could believe you’d never wrong me. ’ ‘ will you remember me in the same way as I remember you ? ’
IMPOSSIBLE YEAR.
‘ there’s no sunshine. ’ ‘ all the guests at the party, they’re so insincere. ’ ‘ these nightmares always hang on past the dream. ’
Shit My Theatre Professor Said (Part Eight):
"They're not moving very much."
"Annoyed yet?"
"The internet is for porn."
"I can't make a theater explode, cause then I wouldn't have a job."
"It's 9pm—I'm out—peace."
"I don't know what that means—it's not true but..."
"I'm behind, I got shit to do."
"I'll just let this play so it's drilled into your heads for the rest of the night."
"That'd be four and a half hours of suck."
"There's no dance breaks."
"That's just insanely painful."
"Here's the annoying part."
"It's 10pm, why am I still here?"
"Fuck off."
"The story is absolutely horseshit."
"I made them chase lights."
"I think it had to do with micropenises."
"It's cool, even if it's not real."
"What happened to the audio?"
"I happened to be watching The Simpson's."
"I got singing to do."
"I was expecting something totally different."
"It's really not that good of a musical according to me."
"You're not really super depressed."
"The internet is not for that."
"Somebody not legally recorded this."
"Damn you autoplay."
"I saw it just because; it was great."
"They use dance to express all their feelings."
"Sometimes it's easier just to power through it."
"If you're gonna bring treats you gotta bring enough for everybody."
"Would you wanna pay $17 to be somewhere for one hour?"
"That's where sports come in handy."
"There's ways to look this shit up."
"People died."
"This'll be cool even though he's dead."
"I finally saw Deadpool like two weeks ago."
"We can write a song to this."
"That's a lot of fucking money."
"Half the battle is figuring out what the hell is means."
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