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remus going “i dont wanna go on blind dates what if i get stood up?” and sirius going “then you call me and then we go eat together”

and so remus pretends to be continuously stood up just so he and sirius can go on a “date”

tri4l-and-t3rror

“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

autumn-ravens

Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.

J.K Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

erene-e

jonahsimms

the sleuth sisters

tolerateit

1989 had zero business hitting that hard tbh, she absolutely nailed the music video game, completely threw fans off with a track five that had an upbeat rhythm, made sure blank space and shake it off were so popular they were everywhere, literally named a song style, served looks throughout the era, dominated all award shows and gave stellar performances, had some of the most hilarious interviews, revived the polaroid industry AND gave us the best album closer of all time

rhinozilla

You know what I'm a slut for? When a character visibly drops a ruse. Like, the way their face changes the moment they give up a facade and reveal themselves.

This applies to revealing love, apathy, anger, evil intent. I mcfuckin love it.

tayloralison

Fearless was an album full of magic and curiosity, the bliss and devastation of youth. It was the diary of the adventures and explorations of a a teenage girl who was learning tiny lessons with every new crack in the facade of the fairytale ending she’d been shown in the movies.

orphic-mysteries

Revivalist ring with hand holding a heart, gold and ruby

Italy, Rome, signed Castellani, c. 1860–1870 (x)

deactivated-blog

Please pause for a minute to greet Ye Olde Guinea Pygge and her human friend.

honourablejester

“Boy with Guinea Pig on its Box”, Wilhelmina ‘Wally’ Moes, 1882

prokopetz

Concept: a Medieval court drama in the style of The Office, except instead of interview segments, it has confessional segments with the audience in the priest’s PoV.

nicolauda

prince phillip is dead and the newsreader was like “this has come as a shock to many” babe where have you BEEN

politedemon

hamletthedane

I [34 M] am somebody who inherited a lot of wealth from my parents, which allows me to support my ex’s daughter [10 F, from France and not my daughter]. To deal with the challenges of remote learning, I hired a tutor [19 F] to live in our home and teach her while I’m traveling for work. The tutor seemed a bit boring at first, but the more I got to know her, the more I liked her. We eventually really hit it off and got together after I broke up with my ex - now we’re engaged.

There’s just one problem: we were about to be married when my ex-wife’s brother [38 M] showed up and revealed that I’ve kept my bipolar and/or depressed wife [37 F] locked in a small padded room in my attic for the past 15 years. (Inlaws know all your skeletons. Ugh.) He then called me a bigamist in front of my girlfriend, embarrassing me and her!

Now my gf wants to break off our engagement…all because of a little spousal attic confinement! I tried to compromise - I even said that marriage wasn’t a huge deal and she could still be my mistress, but she won’t hear me out. We’re so in love, I don’t see what the big deal is…AITA here???

Tl;dr: AITA for trying to convince my 16yr younger fiancée to become my mistress after she discovered I kept my depressed wife trapped in a padded attic room for 15 years?