number one in friendship

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leslie vc: you youths and your sex

[musingmemes]

two word starters

“ don’t stop ”

“ please don’t ”

“ don’t shoot ”

“ give it ”

“ shut up ”

“ damn it! ”

“ stop it! ”

“ you’re crazy ”

“ that’s insane ”

“ get out! ”

“ don’t leave ”

“ i’m tired ”

“ that’s bad ”

“ be honest ”

“ be careful ”

“ be nice ”

“ you’re wrong ”

“ go home ”

“ watch it ”

“ fuck me ”

“ kiss me ”

“ we can’t… ”

“ we shouldn’t… ”

“ you’re perfect ”

“ that’s awful ”

[lebronsjames]

fangirl challenge - [5/10] female characters ♡ leslie knope “There is nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.” 

[allthingsshabbyandbeautiful-dea]

[ofpawnee-blog]

                    𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖨'𝗆 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗅𝗈𝗎𝖽𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝗍 𝗆𝖾                                                    promo template credit: x

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formalustcd‌:

           “Yeah, and I’ll be there with dynamite so I can explode and save myself from having to exist as a responsible adult.” Rolling her eyes, April’s gaze moves to the ground and her voice drops to a mumble. “Ugh, I know you only want what’s best for me, please don’t make me talk about it.”

       -- ‘ you’ll explode with excitement and that’s about it, i’ll give you a pat down        before hand, just for safety. ’ her hand raise to gently pat at april’s shoulder,         her expression softening. ‘ we don’t have to, i promise. let’s talk boys and waffles! ’

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          -- ‘ someone hand me a waffle, before i get grumpy. ’ 

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formalustcd‌:

            “I will never be responsible for anything whatsoever a day in my life, no matter how much he rubs on me.” That didn’t come out the way she intended it to, but she’s flustered and sticking by it. Arms cross over her chest and she’s half pouting, half seething at this point. “Yeah, because Ron just wants me to be happy- and to forward all of his emails to Jerry.”

        -- ‘ oh april, sweet, wonderful april. there will come a day where you have to be responsible, and when it happens. i’ll be there to give you a congratulations basket and a hug. ’ leslie tilts her head slightly, brows furrowing in offence. ‘ you don’t think i want you to be happy? i’m upset, offended even. ’

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nomadshield‌:

“ Right, right.  The sun.  For a second I thought you were mad at me for something.  Glad I was wrong.  Don’t want the town’s number one gal on my tail. Oh, question, barbecue at the park.  Good idea?  Everyone’s been so welcoming that I wanted to do something.”

       -- ‘ i have very sensitive eyes, steve, its a shame because the sun is so beautiful. ‘ her brow quirks at the mention of an event, a small smile grows at her lips. ‘ that sounds wonderful, just don’t let jean or tom near the actual barbecue, there’s so much hair product between the pair that the whole thing would go kaboom! ’

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formalustcd‌:

            “I don’t know, probably something stupid and responsible and vaguely patriotic.” No, she’s definitely not blushing. “Why would you even bring him up anyway?”

        -- ‘ that’s the only thing going for him, that responsibility, maybe he’ll rub        off on you. ‘ she catches the blush, but doesn’t dare to mention it. ‘ oh, no         reason. i would say ron, but he’d probably encourage the strange man. ’

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formalustcd‌:

           “But Leslie, he said he was gonna cut off his appendages. That’s, like, the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me.”

        -- ‘ april...i- that’s not a normal thing people do, that’s questionable          behaviour. what would steve say? ’

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Can I just say, Leslie, that you are my hero and I think of you whenever I eat, nay whenever I hear the word waffle.

            -- ‘ well, that’s a mission success in my book, kind person!             just remember, i’m not a hero, just a normal person with a passion            for helping, also pancakes suck! ’

[vertigorp]

random mix of sentence starters

❝   a heckin’ good boi.   ❞

❝   no, no, did you just agree with me ??   ❞

❝   did you hear that ? that’s the sound of your face hittin’ the floor.   ❞

❝   did you … seriously just ask me that ?   ❞

❝   it’ll be fine when it’s over.   ❞

❝   you don’t realize how much you have until you lose it all.   ❞

❝   you sadistic little shit.   ❞

❝   another man’s treasure is another man’s garbage … or something like that.   ❞

❝   don’t —— don’t you touch that !!   ❞

❝   i think i had a bit too much to drink.   ❞

❝   uh — none of this makes sense.   ❞

❝   there’d be something wrong if you weren’t scared.   ❞

❝   lying is bad. i totally don’t lie. i don’t !   ❞

❝   would it kill for you to be nice for once ?   ❞

❝   stop coddling me. i’m not a child.   ❞

❝   dude. man. that’s … that’s nasty.   ❞

❝   would you rather know how you die or when you die ?   ❞

❝   no. i can’t ——  i just can’t.   ❞

❝   the internet’s fuckin’ stupid, mate.   ❞

❝   did you hear ?   ❞

❝   you don’t know how i feel.   ❞

❝   come on, lad(s), we’ve got an adventure to go on !   ❞

❝   is this business or pleasure ?   ❞

❝   i had a really weird dream last night. it involved a unicorn - dragon.   ❞

❝   can’t you listen to me for once in your life ?   ❞

❝   would you take a shot for your friend ? i wouldn’t —— friend’s can be replaced.   ❞

❝   what. the. fuCK.   ❞

❝   you astound me, sometimes. actually, scratch that. you astound me all the time.   ❞

❝   you’re going to burn this entire neighbourhood down, dumbass.   ❞

❝   we’re not robbing a bank. why do you have that mask on ?? it’s just grocery shopping.   ❞

❝   BAMBOOZLED, BITCH !!   ❞

❝   it’s gif. like GIFT. you can’t convince me otherwise !   ❞

❝   was that noise a firework or a gunshot ? i really hope it’s just fireworks.   ❞

❝   whomst the heck was that ??   ❞

❝   i should not have worn a white shirt for this.   ❞

❝   that hurt.   ❞

❝   why are you looking at me like that ?   ❞

❝   oh my god, sharon, what did you do now ?   ❞

❝   i … fell asleep.   ❞

❝   no, no, no, don’t you punch me in my pretty face. don’t you dare !!   ❞

[ofpawnee-blog]

omh hello everyone! ah! as i’m still getting everything up, it might take me a couple days to actually finish everything, so please bear with me.

quick list: finish my rewatch make icons post starters or call posts.

[princesconsuela]

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tag drop - ooc and people tags

𝑤𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑙𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 || leslie tag

𝑠𝑢𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑 || ann tag

𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑠 || april tag

𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑧𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑘 || ben tag

𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟 || ooc

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[ofpawnee-blog]

                    𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖨'𝗆 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗅𝗈𝗎𝖽𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝗍 𝗆𝖾                                                    promo template credit: x