au ideas
i keep setting my kitchen stove on fire and you’re the long suffering firefighter on call au
my dog won’t stop barking at your cat in the waiting room at the vets au
you got stood up on a date at the coffee shop i work in here let me get you a drink on the house au
the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
you live across the hall and hide in my apartment when you want to avoid your one night stands au
we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
we’re both desperately trying to buy something for our relatives in the airport shops because we forgot to when we were on holiday maybe we could help each other out au
you’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared tv au
we’re on the same ‘travel-across-a-continent’ holiday plan why don’t we just stick together for the whole trip au
foreign exchange student au
my mum knows your mum and they’re trying to set us up but all i can remember of you is that time you stuck gum in my hair when we were seven so i automatically don’t like you au
i accidentally open the door right before you knock and smack you in the face au
















