Kelan Garrett

Has an IQ of 140, but acts like someone with an IQ of 40.

[ofsunsanddexter-blog]

"I love you, bros."

[ofsunsandknox]

playboy genius philanthropist millionaire

kelan is knox’s unofficial therapist (u kno what they say about bartenders and hairdressers listening 2 everyone’s shit lmao) but half the time he’s just there to for the ladies and the free drinks xoxo thx kel also b/c he’s so smart knox refers to him as “college” or “brain” and likes to bring him all of these crazyass ideas (“ok kel i have a great idea for a condom emporium called ‘knox’s kondoms’ it’s gonna be revolutionary condom technology i s2g”) 

[ofsunsandkelan]

haha kelan as a therapist tho. ;DD but omgggg, he'd probs be v supportive of knox's ideas b/c kelan acts like an idiot himself sometimes like idek he's got a brain he doesn't always remember to use it ??? 

[ofsunsandharlow]

Big Bro/Little Sis ♥ ♥

Kelan is Harlow’s whole wide world always and forever <333333333333333

[ofsunsandkelan]

BUT SAME. Like he loves her to death and is weirdly responsible and over protective with her and probably asks her a lot if she's drinking enough water/getting enough sleep/IS SHE TAKING THAT FISH OIL HE SENT HER?? 

[ofsunsandarisa]

ooc | Kelan & Arisa

Arisa is a v frequent customer and v honestly causes lots of bar fights ngl But at least she tips well?????

[ofsunsandkelan]

ngl, he probs likes her then?? like yayyy good tips also girl fights = win. (even if she's taking on a dude, still win). 

[ofsunsandfallon]

ooc | Fallon & Kelan

Fallon will pretend to be nice to Kelan for free drinks. And then promptly go sit in the darkest corner in the bar and glower at everyone, including Kelan himself. xD This is the way Fallon functions as a human being.

[ofsunsandkelan]

He'll be like free drink only if you smile for more than .2 seconds.

[ofsunsandkelan]

liiiiiizzy!!!!! (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)✧*:･ﾟi feel like the amount of times kelan has convinced charley of bizarre stuff is insaaaaane. she just takes him seriously 100% of the time even tho she should know better.

Haha she probs should know better. ;D But omg, w/ Charley being Dex’s brother, I feel like she’d be unofficial sister #1 as far as Kelan is concerned, which probs means he’s loves messing w/ her, but no one else except for brotp: nsync is allowed to do that

[ddianenguyen]

[ofsunsandkelan]

Dorian Tate

if kelan and dorian ruled the world, no one would be unhappy ever. tru facts. 

[ofsunsandkelan]

Dex Abrams

these two as friends is probably the worst idea???? like kelan is probably ~encouraging of his pickpocketing like hell yeah kelan thrives on being sneaky and outsmarting other ppl and you know he's helped him once or twice 

[ofsunsandkelan]

Knox Bryant

i feel like 1/2 the reason kelan got a job as a bartender, is so Knox won't be kicked out of every bar. (although this probs ends with Kelan fired and Knox banned4life.)

[ofsunsandkelan]

Kingsley Beckett

1/5 OF NSYNC LETTING IT HAPPEN ( brotp5 nysnc forever )

if kelan was announcing the winners of prom king, you know he totally crowned kingsley with the queen's tiara. 

[ofsunsandkelan]

Chadwick Hart

I feel like Kelan's reaction to Hart is just, "........ dude, lighten up??" And is probably always pushing drinks on him b/c he probs loves drunk!Hart but ew sober Hart is such a killjoy and can he not

[ofsunsandkelan]

Griffin Masters

CRYING ABOUT IT B/C THAT'S PROBS EXACTLY HOW IT WOULD BE (~cue Kelan feeling under the bar actually dying b/c he can't breathe when he just thinks about Griffin's face??) 

OH ALSO, I forgot about Harlow dating Griffin and like idk how that went down, but I feel like Kelan wouldn't like Griffin b/c of all that, too?? (idk man, I guess if you are taking Harlow, you DEF know all the details, hah) And basically he is always his friendly self around Griffin, but basically lives to do small pranks like this and ruin his life (& I'm guessing if Griffin is offering him a job, he doesn't even know it's something Kelan is doing??) 

[ofsunsandkelan]

lizzy no he's so cutE lyra will game with him ok literally they can underwear game from their separate couches w/ nerdy headsets (lyra's is pink) and play cod until 4am and just talk mad shit on each other and make fun of other ppl

anyone who will game with him @ 4am is his fav (especially if they are playing cod ngl). hahahah cue kelan talking smack and probs losing to lyra and hoping he will live it down (he won’t). (Unless cod is only a co-op game???? idk i am jon snow && i know nothing). 

[ofsunsandkelan]

ooc | Griffin Masters

He’d probs get bored just listening to the pitch tbh??? But he’d probs feign interest just long enough so he would swipe his phone, hack his passcode and make a bunch of ridiculous shortcuts (like changing home to strip club and I’m on my way to the cows have gotten through the fence again and pulling a Tom Haverford and changing car to go go mobile). And just thinking about someone getting an email or text from Griffin worded like that would make his life :)

[ofsunsandkelan]

KELAN GARRETT, 26 *taken by lizzy

Coeus: God of intellect and the axis of heaven around which the constellations revolved

Has an IQ of 140, but acts like someone with an IQ of 40.

Dorian Tate & Dex Abrams & Knox Bryant & Kingsley Beckett (bros), Harlow Garrett (sister)

BIO: 

Say hello to this idiot

He's a genius

But you'd never know it b/c he acts like a total goofball 

He's an actual 12 year old sometimes 

One of his favorite things is still to eat cereal in his boxer shorts and playing video games

Will beat you everytime, don't even try

Also he likes cartoons 

Needs to be constantly supervised: do not leave him alone in your house, he will prank you (and drink all of your milk from the container)

One of those brilliant but lazy types

Was a horrible student b/c he never did any work and the only times he'd participate in class was to prove the teachers wrong

As you can imagine, they didn't like him much

He is kinda a drifter now - he doesn't like sticking with one job b/c that's boring so he kinda goes with the flow and gets a new gig when he feels like it

Doesn't take much serious tbh

Except for his sister

He's seriously over protective and no one messes with her okay, she's had enough hurt as it is 

His friends are always like ?????? when he's with her, b/c he's actually the responsible one then

His parents death messed him up a little too, tbh

Doesn't like to think about it, so he doesn't

Will always drive exactly the speed limit and won't drive unless everyone is wearing a seatbelt 

Will actually lecture you if you refuse

Loves drinking on the weekends, messing with you, and dogs

Currently working as a bartender, but will probs be fired soon b/c he gives away too many free drinks to his friends (and hot girls)

He has a way with words and has convinced some ppl of some pretty bizarre stuff 

bros before hoes 

super curious about everything and will read up on something (in like .5 seconds b/c he's a speed reader with a photographic memory) if he doesn't know what it is 

doesn't tell anyone he does this b/c doesn't ever want to be as a nerd

more coming ...