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emotionally intense prompts.
idk my dudes i started listening to the etern.als theme music and now i have these things. bon appetit!
“ i’d follow you to the ends of the universe, if you asked me to. ”
“ how bad is it this time? ”
“ we’re the only thing standing between this world and its destruction. ”
“ we could stop all of this… with just a thought/flick of my wrist. “
“ fair?! how is any of this fair?! “
“ do you truly believe that anything so little as a rule, or a law, might have stopped me from protecting you? “
“ we have to fight. ”
“ we’re not giving up. ”
“ you. i’ll always and endlessly fight for you. “
“ i can wait a thousand lifetimes for you. “
“ we’ve had a pretty good life. but maybe normalcy is a thing we’re meant to protect, rather than enjoy. ”
“ i don’t know if i can protect you any longer. “
“ we’ve seen what they’re capable of. now we need to retaliate. “
“ if only the world knew what we do for them… ”
“ i’m sick and tired of being the one who has to make the sacrifices! ”
“ haven’t we lost enough? ”
“ i’m tired. beyond tired… i am exhausted from the endless fighting. ”
“ things must be catastrophic if you’re calling me at this hour. ”
“ this is what we’ve been waiting for. ”
“ i’d follow you to the bitter end; as i always have. ”
“ the time has come. ”
“ this is what we’ve been waiting for. ”
“ i thought we had more time. i regret to confess… it appears that i was wrong. ”
“ don’t let them control you, eh? ”
“ you’re better than this. ”
“ everything’s about to change… ”
“ do you truly think so little of me? ”
“ careful… you’ve never had to fight me before. ”
“ we need to leave. ”
“ we’re a good team, you know. “
“ look around you. do you still truly see no reason for us to fight? “
“ we’re family. we don’t turn our backs on each other. “
“ it’s too late! let’s go! ”
“ it wasn’t your fault… ”
“ why are you doing this?! ”
“ i’m sorry… “
“ perhaps i don’t say it enough, but… i’d like you to know that i’m always here, if you ever wanted to talk. ”
“ you/they will always be worth fighting for. ”
“ don’t pretend like you understand. “
“ tell me how i can fix this… ”
“ don’t say it. ”
“ they’re not worth saving. ”
“ i am a god. you… you’re nothing. “
“ well. for whatever it’s worth, it’s been a pleasure fighting alongside you. ”
safe for work version for a fwb relationship? dialogue prompts
— Friends with benefits sfw prompts
“ i can help you with that, you know. “
“ come on, are we really doing this? “
“ you're okay with us doing this, right? because if you're not — “
“ wasn't really under the impression you thought of me that way. “
“ come on, it's not awkward at all, you're like a brother to me! “ “ oh... oh that's a terrible thing to say. “
“ friends with benefits... isn't that like, for friends? “ “ don't think it's a requirement. “
“ do you need my help? with... you know. “
“ just call me. you know, whenever... no matter how late... “
“ you're gonna make love to me? god, that sounds so romantic. “
“ i can't believe we're actually doing this! “
“ how about you stay for breakfast tomorrow? “ “ sure... let's do breakfast. “
“ you don't think this is going to be weird? “ “ no, it's just... two friends, doing... business. “
“ if you start catching feels, tell me, so i can run the opposite direction fast as shit. “
“ this is nothing but a consensual arrangement between two friends. “
“ you know, i always wondered what it would be like to kiss you. “
“ of course i've thought about kiss you. would i be here if i hand't?
“ hey, you're single now. can't just let that opportunity pass me by. “
“ just don't catch feelings, okay, or i swear i'll kill you. “
“ it's just... ever since me and my boyfriend broke up, i haven't really had much luck in the whole... dating, department. “
“ you're nothing but a rebound. “
“ i'm nothing but a rebound, right? and i'm perfectly okay with that. “
“ i think we need to set some ground rules. “ “ okay... “
domestic kisses + sentence starters
“ just kiss me. ”
“ i really want to kiss you right now. “
“ forgive me with a kiss? “
“ you're mine. “ “ so come kiss me. “
“ maybe if you kiss me, i'll do the dishes in return. “
“ i'm here for business — not pleasure. “
“ so you don't want me to kiss you? “
“ you're adorable, you know that right? i could kiss you for hours. “
“ how about a good night kiss? “
“ you may now kiss your fiancée. “
“ we should practice for the wedding day. “
“ i want our first kiss to be special. “
“ you didn't kiss me good night last night. “
“ we forgot our good morning kiss. “
“ i forgot to kiss you good morning, so i'm doing it now. “
“ i've been wanting to kiss you for a while. “
“ kiss me, i'm miserable. “
“ who was your first kiss? “
“ did you pay the bills? “ “ yes — now where's my kiss? “
“ if you want me to kiss you, all you have to do is ask. “
“ you're a great kisser. “
“ you've never made out with yourself in the mirror? “ “ ...what? “
“ can i get another kiss? “
“ it's not like it means something. it's just an innocent kiss. “
“ friends kiss each other all the time, right? “
“ if you kiss me, i might just fall in love with you. “
“ i haven't mastered the art of kissing yet. “
“ wanna practice? “
“ you're a great kisser... is there an award for that? “
“ kiss the pain away. “
“ your lips feel like home. “
“ is there such a thing as love at first kiss? “
“ if i wanted to kiss someone, it would be you. “
“ you’re irresistible. ”
“ you’ve got great lips. ” “ thank you? “
“ kiss me again — but don't stop this time. “
“ i love it when you kiss me. “
“ your kisses mean the world to me. “
“ one last kiss is worth being late to work for. “
“ if you kiss me, we're not getting out of bed today... “
“ stop kissing me — i need to get dressed for work. “
“ have you thought about kissing me? “
“ i want to kiss you. “
You know what we need Denise? Enemies to lovers F-L-I-R-T-I-N-G
— enemies to lovers flirting
“ you know, despite everything you've done... i wouldn't mind spending a night alone with you. “
“ what do you want? “ “ you. “
“ fucking hell... would it hurt to show a little decency? “
“ what's with the hospitality? “ “ when you've earned it... “
“ you've won me over, again. you're so charming when you yield that knife around like a lost puppy with abandonment issues. “
“ and for the third time this week... you're drooling. “
“ you have no idea what i want to do to you. “ “ really, then show me. “
“ have you lost your mind? “ “ come find out. “
“ your reputation proceeds you... among other things. “
“ maybe it's about time you get it out of your system. “
“ you just can't get enough of me, can you? “
“ won't be long before you're on my knees. for more reasons than one. “
“ put that mouth to good use and come kiss me. “
“ i take that as a challenge. “
“ make me. “
“ well, that depends... is this an offer to win your heart over? “
“ i'm going to kill you. “ “ i'm counting on it. “
“ you're quite busy, aren't you? “ “ i can clear my schedule. “
“ you're anything but a saint. “
“ i heard you last night. “
“ why don't you do us all a favor and get laid. “ “ why, are you offering? “
“ i'm at your mercy, now, and forever, as long as we're in bed. “
“ your brother is quite the gentleman. nothing like you. “ “ so i've been told. though i tend to bring women more... satisfaction. “
“ there's not really a lot i would do for you. expect maybe get down on my knees. “
“ you're just going to have to prove yourself worthy of my time. “
“ quite the opposite of everything you are, actually. unlucky for him, i've never really been a fan of the good guys. “
“ i tend to bring women more... satisfaction. “
“ just tell me what you want and i'll give it to you. “ “ really, at what cost? “
“ if you want more alone time, all you've got to do is ask. “
“ is that a challenge? “
“ i'll do you one better. “
“ i dare you. “
“ prove it to me. “
“ i know what you're after. “ “ really, and what would that be? “ “ don't play dumb with me. “
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (2021- ) 1x01 “True Crime”
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘴.
continuing from this list i made earlier!
“ i miss you. ”
“ i don’t think i can do this anymore. ”
“ were you really about to leave without saying goodbye? ”
“ please don’t make me say it. ”
“ i need you. ”
“ please don’t go… ”
“ you know i’m never going to let anything happen to you. don’t you? ”
“ are you… are you afraid of me? ”
“ you’re a good person. ”
“ don’t worry. i’ll stay. i’m not going anywhere. ”
“ …is what they’re saying true? ”
“ i don’t care about any of that. i only care about you! ”
“ i’m here. ”
“ you have no idea how glad i am to see you. ”
“ just… tell me how to fix this. ”
“ please. now is not the time for lies. please, just… tell me the truth. ”
“ you know you can tell me anything… right? ”
“ hey… there is nothing in this world that you can tell me, that’ll ever make me hate, fear, or leave you. please, rest easy in that knowledge. ”
“ i never thought i’d see you again. ”
“ please… you have to understand why i did what i did… ”
“ why didn’t you tell me? ”
“ everyone has secrets, don’t they? i’m sure you’ll tell me yours when you’re ready. ”
“ you’re not alone. ”
“ you can trust me. ”
“ i can’t believe i ever trusted you… ”
“ it’s okay… everything’s going to be alright. ”
“ i… i don’t know how to fix this. ”
“ there’s no other way, is there? ”
“ no. absolutely not. no way. i’m not letting you do this. ”
“ you don’t know what it was like. ”
“ for gods sake, don’t do this! don’t you dare make me lose anyone else! not today! ”
“ i can’t lose you… ”
“ haven’t we suffered enough? can’t we have this one good thing? ”
“ you know, i think this might be the first time i’ve ever seen you frightened… ”
“ goodbye, my love/old friend. ”
“ you didn’t honestly expect me to let you do this alone, did you? ”
“ you lied to me. ”
“ you abandoned me. ”
“ promise me. ”
“ you promised! ”
“ please don’t do this… ”
“ we were one hell of a pair, weren’t we? ”
“ perhaps i am a little frightened… ”
“ we’re a team. remember? so let’s face this one together. ”
“ sorry. you’re stuck with me, i’m afraid. it’s part of the whole friendship/relationship thing. wherever you go, i go. ”
“ you… you must know, before anything else happens tonight… you must know that you were the greatest thing that ever happened to me. ”
“ i love you. ”
Inbox me a number(s) and I'll answer (SMUTTY/SEXUAL QUESTIONS)
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
&. 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
❛ i didn’t know where else to go. ❜
❛ i’ll never be that me again. ❜
❛ you can still be good. ❜
❛ i thought you’d be here. ❜
❛ don’t act like you know me. ❜
❛ because i care about you, okay? ❜
❛ it wasn’t supposed to end like this. ❜
❛ i was scared. i thought you had lost your way. ❜
❛ am i supposed to just let you go? ❜
❛ you deserve better than me. ❜
❛ don’t make me do this. ❜
❛ i’m not who you think i am. ❜
❛ you don’t mean that. ❜
❛ please just hold me. ❜
❛ i don’t want to understand, i want you to stay. ❜
❛ and why should i care? ❜
❛ you look awful. ❜
❛ i can’t do this without you. ❜
❛ don’t let me lose you too. ❜
❛ for what it’s worth, i really am sorry. ❜
❛ it’s not your fault. ❜
❛ i don’t know who i am anymore. ❜
❛ is this the part where you kick me out? ❜
❛ don’t we deserve to be happy? ❜
❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜
❛ you can’t save everyone. ❜
❛ it was a nightmare, that’s all. ❜
❛ it’s just a scratch, don’t worry. ❜
❛ you know me better than i know myself. ❜
❛ don’t go where i can’t follow. ❜
❛ you’re better off without me. ❜
❛ we all die alone. ❜
❛ people get hurt if they get too close to me. ❜
❛ i hate what i’ve become. ❜
❛ i’m not going anywhere. ❜
❛ is there anything i can do to help? ❜
❛ i don’t even recognize you anymore. ❜
❛ who did this to you? ❜
❛ please don’t leave me. ❜
❛ oh, now you care? ❜
❛ don’t come any closer! ❜
❛ i missed you so much. ❜
❛ you don’t have to say anything. ❜
❛ do you want me to leave? ❜
❛ why are you avoiding me? ❜
❛ you could have died, you know. ❜
❛ i wish you were here. ❜
❛ you’re not alone. i’m staying right here. ❜
❛ i can be your family. ❜
❛ of course i’m here. where else would i be? ❜
❛ we just can’t seem to get it right, huh? ❜
❛ don’t look at me like that. ❜
❛ don’t push me away again. ❜
❛ this wasn’t how it was supposed to go. ❜
❛ you’re leaving already? ❜
❛ this was a mistake. ❜
❛ can’t sleep? ❜
'𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦' 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘴.
inspired by a collection of books, poems, films and songs, these prompts are for romantic dynamics (although maybe some can be platonic!) and most surround the idea of a character confessing their feelings for another character! i hope you enjoy!
" nothing about any moment i've ever spent with you will ever be a regret. "
" i protect my investments. "
" you have a place in my heart no one else could ever have. "
" i miss you. "
" it's not the same without you. "
" if i know what love is, it's because of you. "
" you must know... surely you must know it was all for you. "
" it's you. it has always been, and always will be, you. "
" i found you without looking, and love you without trying. "
" don't ever think i fell for you, or fell over you. i didn't fall in love. i rose in it. "
" i'm yours. "
" i wish that we could be like that. "
" i have, for the first time, found what i can truly love. i have found you. "
" if i believe in anything, it's you. "
" we make a pretty good team, don't you think? "
" i am who i am because of you. "
" i will always be yours. "
" i'd rather argue with you, than laugh with anyone else. "
" you can stay... i'd like you to stay. "
" of course i don't hate you. that's the problem. "
" and i just want to run to you. and i hope you know that every time i don't, i almost do. "
" we've had the best of times together. haven't we? "
" i'll find you. okay? i promise you, whatever happens, i'll find you, and we'll be together, and everything will be good again. "
" i thought i could lose everything and be totally fine with it. but then you came along. and now i see how wrong i was. "
" i could never forget you. "
" we don't have to stay here. we could go anywhere we wanted. "
" i like to be alone. but i'd rather be alone with you. "
" i wish you were here. "
" break my heart. break it a thousand times, if you like. it's always been yours to break, anyway. "
" i've tried to forget you. i've never tried so hard in my life. but it's impossible. it's simply not possible for me to stop thinking about you. "
" i love you. i've been doing my best not to, but i do. i love you. "
" every day i spend with you is the best day of my life. "
" i like myself a lot more when i'm with you. "
random sentence starters
“ i never asked for this/that. ” “ i said no. ” “ she/he was the only one who ever understood. ” “ help me understand. ” “ if that’s what you want… ” “ this is about me, for once. ” “ maybe if you listened instead of running your mouth, you’d know what i was talking about. ” “ it was a joke. ” “ let me see that. ” “ i don’t have a plan, but we’ll figure it out. ” “ i like to watch the stars. it reminds me how small we all are. ” “ i didn’t realize you were in so much pain. ” “ i only wanted to help. ” “ what are you smiling at? ” “ why are you looking at me like that? ” “ i know i have a right to be angry, but i don’t want to be. ” “ i’m not sure what i’m supposed to feel. ” “ don’t make me say it. ” “ that doesn’t sound quite right, but okay. ” “ i would never lie to you. ” “ you wouldn’t get it. ” “ just, let me have this, ok? ” “ i need you. ” “ just go. ” “ how did this happen? ” “ is this what you wanted? ” “ love never really goes away, it just changes sometimes. ” “ stop trying to figure everything out. just focus on now. ” “ you were all i wanted. ” “ now that i’m on the other side of it, i guess i see now how little it mattered ”
affectionate prompts
“ i’m happy when you’re around. ”
“ i like having you here. ”
“ i’m glad you came. ”
“ just tell me what you need. let me give it to you? ”
“ why are you smiling at me like that? ”
“ i trust you with parts of myself i’m afraid to show anyone else. ”
“ you have a good heart. ”
“ your eyes look so beautiful in this lighting. ”
“ i’m all yours. not going anywhere. ”
“ you have my full attention. ”
“ i never want you to stop looking at me the way you are right now. ”
“ follow me, i have a surprise for you. ”
“ you make me feel brave. ”
“ come walk with me. let’s get some air. ”
“ c’mere. sit down. tell me what’s going on. ”
“ i want you around. if i didn’t, i wouldn’t be here would i? ”
“ it’s okay, you can sit here with me for as long as you’d like. ”
“ here, take my hand. ”
“ stay still— i’m trying to hug you. ”
“ do you like my new dress? ”
“ do you like my new suit? ”
“ could you hug me again? i think i need it. ”
“ i like hearing your heart beating when i put my head on your chest. ”
“ i like watching you work. ”
“ just sit there. i’m going to make you something to eat. ”
“ why don’t you tell me what i can do to make your day better? ”
“ what’s on your mind? i want to listen. ”
“ i sure you hope you don’t think you’re walking out that door without giving me a kiss first. ”
“ i know i need to go but— one more kiss. ”
“ here, take my jacket. you look like you need it more. ”
“ keep the jacket, looks better on you. ”
“ you just make me feel good when you’re here. i feel better any time you’re around. ”
“ i don’t feel whole unless i’m touching you. ”
[ GRIN ] for one muse to reach out and playfully push the other’s cheeks up to make their lips curve into smile.
[ PRESS ] for one muse to poke either side of the other’s cheeks where smile dimples would be.
[ BOOP ] for one muse to playfully tap the other’s nose with their finger.
[ LIGHT ] for one muse to kiss the other’s cheek.
[ WARM ] for one muse to take off their jack and drape it around the other who is cold.
[ COMFORT ] for one muse to place a jacket or blanket around the other’s shoulders because they’re upset.
[ TEASE ] for one muse to squish the other’s face between their hands.
[ SCOLD ] for one muse to gently pinch the other’s cheek in response to something they said.
[ REST ] for one muse to rest their head against the other’s shoulder while they talk.
[ REASSURE ] for one muse to place their hand on the other’s back as a subtle comforting gesture.
[ SAFE ] for one muse to wrap their arm around the other’s shoulders and kiss their temple.
[ LEAP ] for one muse to run and jump into the other’s arms because they’re excited to see them.
[ SEEK ] for one muse to track down the other at a crowded function because they noticed they slipped away.
[ COMPANY ] for muses to sit on a balcony or roof together sharing a drink/food/joint etc.
[ HELD ] for one muse to offer their hand out to the other to hold to comfort them.
[ REACH ] for one muse to reach out and take the other’s hand to comfort them.
[ LACE ] for one muse to hook their arm around the other’s while they walk.
[ INTERTWINE ] for one muse to offer their arm to the other while they walk.
[ DIRECT ] for one muse to pull the other into that kind of hug where their hand rests against their head and they tuck them under their chin.
[ SLEEP ] one muse discovers the other napping and simply joins them.
[ EQUAL ] for a taller muse to pick up the other and place them sitting on a counter/table so they can be eye level.
[ URGE ] for one muse to move their arm to be around the other’s shoulder or over the back of a chair so the one sitting next to them can scoot closer.
do you have any hurt/comfort prompts of character A reassuring character B who's crying?
— hurt comfort dialogue prompts
“ you're welcome to stay here, for as long as you'd like. “
“ do you need anything? “
“ anything you want me to get you? “
“ stop apologizing — you didn't do anything wrong. “
“ just tell me what i can do to make you feel better. “
“ you are what's important right now. “
“ it's okay if you need to vent. i'm here to listen. “
“ i don't want to bother you... seriously, it's all just... a lot. “
“ i feel like shit. “ “ you look like it, too. “ “ hey! “
“ you know what they say — gotta get ugly before it gets better. “
“ it's okay to cry, you know. “
“ just... tell me, is this wrong? am i being childish? “
“ you're just a little hurt, that's all. “
“ come on, let's get you cleaned up. “
“ i'll sit here, with my arms wrapped around you, all night. “
“ really, all night? “ “ if that's what it takes to make you smile, then yeah. “
“ we don't need to talk, all right? “
“ how about we just stay here, holding each other? “
“ i don't know what's wrong with me. it's like i can't stop crying. “
“ i didn't know where else to go. “
“ you're always welcome here, you know that. “
“ hey, what's your favorite snack? “
“ how about i make a quick run to the store, get you some aspirin? maybe grab you a burger or something on the way home? “
“ let me repay the favor. you were always there for me when i needed you. “
“ there's snot all over your shirt. “ “ i trust you'll get it dry-cleaned. “
“ let me be there for you. “
“ oh, look at what i did to you... “ [shirt drenched in tears] “ sorry. “
“ i'm sorry, i didn't mean to bother you. “
“ you're not a burden. “
“ how long are you staying? “ “ for as long as you need me. “
“ aren't you tired? “ “ i'm fine. don't worry about me. “
“ i don't know what to do. “ “ we'll figure it out. “
“ you're going to be fine, okay? you're going to be fine. “
“ hey, look at me. i'm not going anywhere. “
“ you're not alone. “
“ just get it out. get it all out. it's okay. “
“ you know, you've got a really pretty smile. “ “ you call this a smile? “
stardew valley quotes
random quotes taken from stardew valley. platonic & romantic. some may be suggestive. all quotes found on stardew valley wiki. change around as you see fit.
“ my arms are really sore , but that’s the sign of progress for someone like me. i must’ve done a thousand push-ups yesterday. ”
“ hey , _____. that’s right , i remember your name. ”
“ hey , do you wanna hang out with me at the beach some time ? “
“ Hey _____. did you do something different with your hair ? something keeps grabbing my attention. ”
“ i’d ask you to throw the ball around , but you don’t really seem like the sports type. ”
“ i finally took the plunge … i’ve decided to stop putting gel in my hair. i wouldn’t want to be friends with someone who only liked me because i have gel in my hair. ”
“ i don’t always understand why others act the way they do , but that’s fine. ”
“ … you want to get more serious ? i feel the same way. “
“ i don’t know if i can trust you anymore , but i’m willing to give you a chance. ”
“ what am i thankful for ? i’ll show you when we get back home …”
“ look at us, with our little _____. we make a cute couple.”
“ hey. maybe it’s the golden light , but you look beautiful today.”
“ i never had many friends in town … i sometimes wonder how i’d end up if you never moved here. ”
“ this place is my home now … i’m happy here.”
“ i cooked dinner last night. it actually turned out okay ! but i did make a huge mess in the kitchen … ”
“ there are only two things i like about this town. one of them is the beach. the other one is a secret ! ”
“ ew , you’re all dirty. ”
“ you look like you’ve been doing a lot of hard work. why don’t you take the rest of the day off ? ”
“ the weather’s too horrible to get out of bed. ”
“ _____ , you look rugged today. i like it. ”
“ i felt like i had no direction in life before i met you. now i have exactly what i want. ”
“ you look like you’ve been working hard , dear. let me help you de-stress. ”
“ as a little kid , i always dreamed that one day , i would climb to the summit with my true love , and share a kiss. ”
“ you know , _____ … i think the future looks bright for both of us. ”
“ i consider the bees and butterflies to be my special friends ! ”
“ hi , _____ ! we’ve become decent friends , haven’t we ? this may sound weird , but i’ve always been certain this would happen. ”
“ i don’t have any huge plans for life. i prefer not to stress about the future. ”
“ you’re such a nice person , _____ ! thanks for being my friend. ”
“ can you believe we’re about to move in together ? i’ve never lived with anyone but my family. it’s … exciting. ”
“ ah , that aroma ! it can only be you. it’s a good smell. ”
“ it was our destiny to be together … i believe that with all my heart ! ”
“ i’m kind of new to this town myself , but i really feel at home. i moved here only a year before you. ”
“ oh , _____ ! i was hoping you’d show up. it’s always a pleasure to see you. ”
“ i know that i am kind of an ’ oddball ’. i hope you don’t mind. ”
“ _____ , i was just thinking about you. maybe you sensed it. “
“ come here , let me massage your back. you look tense. ”
“ when i behold thy wondrous face , a precious jewel of form and grace , my heart … torn by the dread of night , is purified with golden light. poetry is the only way i can begin to describe my feelings for you. ”
“ you’re ice cold ! let me keep you warm. ”
“ i feel burnt out in your absence. but when i hear that sound of muddy boots on wood , my heart rises from the ash. ”
50 𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎 , 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝚃𝚆𝙾 . ( a selection of dialogue based roleplay prompts . all prompts may be edited or otherwise changed in order to fit the muses and their relationship dynamic better )
❛ i’ll find [ name ] and bring them home , i promise . ❜ ❛ for some inexplicable reason , i find myself attracted to you . ❜ ❛ there’s something i need to get off my chest . ❜ ❛ well , what happened ? i want all of the details ! ❜ ❛ i knew you wouldn’t be able to see it through . ❜ ❛ they were right about you all along . ❜ ❛ how dare you look down your nose at me like that . ❜ ❛ in my defence , they were already unconscious when i found them . ❜ ❛ quick ! hide behind that pillar / couch / desk / etc . ❜ ❛ quit it , you’re embarrassing me . ❜ ❛ were you … spying on me ? ❜ ❛ if you walk away now , you’ll lose everything . ❜ ❛ you’re dead to me now , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ whatever it is that you’re planning to ask , the answer is ‘ no ’ . ❜ ❛ can’t we go back to how things were before ? ❜ ❛ is there something you’d like to tell me ? ❜ ❛ you came back ! ❜ ❛ focus more on your own life and less on mine ! ❜ ❛ how … did you even get yourself into this situation ? ❜ ❛ ah ! it’s beautiful , thank you so much [ name ] ! ❜ ❛ you don’t want to live in a society like this , yet you refuse to do anything about it ! ❜ ❛ we could definitely get arrested for this . ❜ ❛ you have his / her / their eyes . ❜ ❛ long story short , i got arrested . are you able to pick me up ? ❜ ❛ he / she / they couldn’t have died at a worse time . ❜ ❛ i’m ready to try again if you are . ❜ ❛ you must be mad , coming here like this . ❜ ❛ who did this to you ? ❜ ❛ i hope that what i’ve said hasn’t hurt you too badly . ❜ ❛ please , don’t argue with me . ❜ ❛ you need to leave . now . you’re not safe here . ❜ ❛ they were sold out of bananas , so i bought a kinder egg instead . ❜ ❛ why would you put yourself through something like that ? ❜ ❛ perhaps you’ll take me out one day … ? or do i have to make an appointment ? ❜ ❛ you always were a quiet one , right [ name ] ? ❜ ❛ you had ample time to call the police . why didn’t you ? ❜ ❛ i love you like the stars love the moon . endlessly , and in total darkness . ❜ ❛ don’t be scared . i’m here for you . always . ❜ ❛ you were meant to be supervising him / her / them ! ❜ ❛ i thought i should be the one to break the news … [ name ] is dead . ❜ ❛ you were crying out in your sleep … do you need me to stay ? ❜ ❛ moments like this are what i imagine heaven to be like . ❜ ❛ could you be happy here with me ? ❜ ❛ hey , what’s buried in the garden ? ❜ ❛ when i’m with you , my heart won’t stop racing … ❜ ❛ you make me feel like i’m not good enough . ❜ ❛ i can’t stay long . i just had to see you . ❜ ❛ i’m worth more to them if they catch me alive . ❜ ❛ move aside . this is my problem to fix . ❜ ❛ how long have you been standing there ? ❜
maybe some falling asleep in each other's arms dialogue :)
“ i could stay here, in your arms, forever. “
“ i feel safe in your arms — i always have. “
“ i can tell your tired. “ “ it's okay. i'd rather be here with you. “
“ you bring a sense of comfort — one i haven't had in a while. “
“ i could get used to this. having you here. “
“ you awake? “ “ depends on who's asking. “
“ i'll easily fall asleep before you. “
“ at least with you this close to me, there's no risk of you hogging the blanket. “
“ come on, just kiss me good night. can't go to sleep before you do. “
“ are you asleep? “ “ i'm not really sure. maybe. “
“ you're cute when you're tired. “ “ i'm always cute. “
“ i'm perfectly content laying here, listening to your heartbeat as i fall asleep. “
“ i could stay like this forever. “ “ good — let's make it forever. “
“ you're just, adorable. and the best big spoon. “
“ it's too hot in this room. “ “ but — “ “ no. “
“ i love you. “ “ more than you love [sport/hobby/idol]? “ “ no. not even close. “
“ i can't wait to kiss you good morning tomorrow. “
“ maybe i'll just lay here — stare at you all night. “ “ i would appreciate it if you don't. “
“ my mornings are better with you around. “
“ you make for a great pillow. “
“ you're on breakfast duty, you know that right? “
“ you're lucky i like you, because you are by far the loudest person i've ever slept with. “
inspectorboobzilla:
“Right” she agreed, this was definitely a time for some desperate measures. And who knows, the pub might just be the perfect place for her to get to terms with this predicament she had found herself in. “Aww Mephisto, y’say the sweetest things” Shura purred sarcastically, a hand on his shoulder, the other taking his coat off the stand, “Come on, let’s get a few drinks and figure out what we’re gonna do a two responsible adults”.
‘‘Right? ‘Demon’, they call me.’‘ He huffed playfully before taking his coat on and offering her an arm. After all they had to make sure they wouldn’t stray too far apart, right?
‘‘Even if I am a demon, I fail to understand why it is of such big importance. I have met humans far more demonic.’‘ When they passed the doorway he took his umbrella, using it as a walking stick for now.