THA REAL OG

[ogshepard]

[ i followed you on all your accounts because you've got really interesting takes on characters, a great sense of humor, and you're like, my best friend, bassyyyy ]

[D'awwwwww Nikki thanks for putting up with my shit]

[ogshepard]

I follow' ya' mane cos' you be mah cuzzo naw'sayin? I be dere when dat Reaper bug be tearing ya' apart brotha. -Innit

Hell yeah, man, I know you got my back.

[ogshepard]

Because Spring Breakers.

[llouisharry-deactivated20140728]

tell me why you followed me

[ogshepard]

[Installs a huge lava lamp by the thanix cannon.]

[it-is-vas-normandy-blog]

What in the….. [Pulls the shades from her face, frowning.] Shepard… [States in a haughty tone as she turns.] I’ll work with you, I’ll talk with you..Keelah, I’ll even die for you, but don’t ask me to wear the bling-bling for you. I just won’t do it.

[ogshepard]

Aw, come on. Don't hate on the bling, T.

[it-is-vas-normandy-blog]

[Tapping away at the console to a rhythm in her head.]

[ogshepard]

[Slips a pair of shutter shades on her mask from behind.]

[ogshepard]

u crey mr. shepurd.

[compassinq-deactivated20131214]

ANON HOUR STARTS NOW. NOTHING DELETED. EVERYTHING ANSWERED

[roughneckinnit-blog]

Dat Miranda chick can’t bring me back like she done did you brah?

[ogshepard]

We don't got enough G's for that, ya'll.

[alpha-of-omega]

Mmhmm. Don’t let your mouth write checks reality can’t cash, Shepard.

[ogshepard]

[Grins and shakes head, extending arms.] I never do, beautiful. This place is gonna be one bomb ass Reaper-killin' machine when I'm done.

[roughneckinnit-blog]

Yeah man, like once. My homeboy Jimmy B. He a Batarian, he was straight mackin’ on da broad and she wasn’t hearin’ it cos’ she saw dis sexy ass brotha right here [points to self] and knocked his monkey ass across da’ room with dat biotics shit.

[ogshepard]

Damn, son. You better be careful around that shit. I'm serious. You don't want her to bust your ass over somethin' stupid.

[roughneckinnit-blog]

Bitch promised me a reach around, gon’ milk me like a cow—can you believe dat shit? I’d kill to knock the dust off dat pussy. 

[ogshepard]

I'd be too scared of her rippin' my dick off, man. She's scarier than a fuckin' husk. I'm glad she's on our side.

[alpha-of-omega]

Don’t give me that look.

You’re damaging my monopoly on blacklights.

[ogshepard]

Hey, by the time I'm done pimpin' this shit out, Afterlife's gonna have to take a few notes.

[roughneckinnit-blog]

Whatchu talkin’ bout? Dat bald headed chick an’ I did time together dawg. ‘Member my ass runnin’ when you came up all in da’ place like you owned a muthafucka? Hell yeah I took a shuttle back to Belize brotha.

[ogshepard]

Shit, I didn't even see you dawg. You...you could'a just come back with me. Then again, I had to convince Jack to come on the ship. Like, damn, that bitch stubborn, even when the whole place is blowin' right the fuck up. Still can't believe you wanna fuck that girl.

[neveraskedtobeahero-archive]

OH! AND UNDERGLOW. 

[ogshepard]

Yeaaaaah! This bitch got the right idea. We gotta get ALL dat shit. The Reapers gonna be so motha fuckin' scared of us, they gonna go back out to the reaches o' space an' shit. It's a perfect plan!

[ogshepard]

You ain't even been to prison, dawg. You ain't hard.