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19, he/him, url is pronounced like however La Croix is pronounced, I'm cultivating this blog like a herb garden

[oh-boix]

I <3 being predictable I’m just like me for real

[oh-boix]

Chaser? I hardly know ‘er I mean they

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[oh-boix]

[power-chords]

[oh-boix]

Being in the southern hemisphere while the dominant pop culture trends align with the seasons of the northern hemisphere means you get to experience the delightful season of ‘Nosferatu Summer’

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[oh-boix]

The treasurer’s job is to cherish the organisation more than any of the other members 🙂‍↕️

[oh-boix]

Hey girl, if you were my neighbour’s wife I’d covet you 😘

[oh-boix]

Guy with auditory processing disorder: whisper it to me

[oh-boix]

Do something nondescript to my [adjective] tranny life

[unechienandalusia]

love listening to interpol because like, that’s my villain music that i listen to when i’m feeling heinous and villainous

[oh-boix]

When I am getting up to Antics, even

[oh-boix]

one time i had a dream where i had beef with a guy called "the Raven King" . did i ever tell you this?

[vitriolicia]

anti piracy screens are so stupid “you could be contacted by Interpol” okay? I hope they play Evil!

[oh-boix]

Paul banks’ voice sounds exactly like how it feels to file your nails

[oh-boix]

And Florence Welch’s voice sounds like drinking clean lake water

[oh-boix]

me when deification is also dehumanisation

[ineedagun2001]

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

[oh-boix]

Paul banks’ voice sounds exactly like how it feels to file your nails