c'est la fucking vie

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I now pronouns you he and him

[artromantic]

god I’m just,,, so fuckin

t o u ch s t a r v ed

[oh-elijah]

i’ve got a thing for stupid twig boys with brown hair and light eyes. who you can tell they’re blushing because of how red they get at the slightest compliment. who make jokes just to make the people around them laugh. who like to tease whoever’s shorter than them. who wear the same thing every day, and never dress up, but they look cute anyway. who doesn’t have a lot of cheek squish, but when they press their hand against their cheek and smile they’re adorable. who you can’t exactly tell if they’re flirting or just trying to get you to smile at them. i hate stupid twig boys with brown hair and light eyes.

[actualsunflower]

unpopular opinion that should absolutely be more popular: men look good in dresses and short shorts

[oh-elijah]

boys r so cute when they smile and get all blushy and red hghdkjklsgasklj

[oh-elijah]

im so fucking dead right now

im here chilling with my best friend and i get a snap from this guy who i really like. i open it as shes looking over my shoulder and it’s a dick pic. A FUCKING DICK PIC

i’m not complaining, but her lesbian eyes are burning as of right now. i’m sorry pal.

[oh-elijah]

this douche i have a crush on KNOWS i have a crush (bc i told him duh) so he fucking knows I'm gay and heres a conversation we had earlier in class:

“Can i just copy off of you?”

“No, do your own work.”

“Please?”

“No.” 

“Please.... daddy?”

and if imma be honest, i was not proud of how that made me feel. 

[heroicmlm]

i want a boy to call me pretty and kiss my jaw

[oh-elijah]

i want a best friend to fall in love with

[oh-elijah]

pimples r gay

[cassie-darlin]

Im a boy and I wanna get kissed by a boy reblog if ur a boy and wanna get kissed by a boy

[oh-elijah]

love

i love my friends, but i could never be anything more than friends with them

i love my boyfriend, but sometimes, he’s a really good just-friend

i love my plants, but they never say it back

i love my art, but only when other people love it first

i love my favorite tv shows, but i can live without them

i love food, but i’m never hungry

i love people i don’t know, and who don’t know me, just based on their opinions and ideas

love is such a weird concept. i love a lot of things, and i tell those things i love them even though i love other things more. and somethings or people i tell them i love them, even when i really don’t

[oh-elijah]

tbh i love songs ((so very much)) that have a VERY sexual tone ((or just sexual tone)), but in a way that is different than pop songs. ex: f****t by mindless self indulgence, silvertongue by young the giant, tungs by frights, bottom by mccaffery, etc. 

[oh-elijah]

my brother: hey eli dinners-

me: *listening to minecraft parodies and singing along* nothing

[oh-elijah]

my favorite fucking pet names

🐞 lover boy

🐞 pretty boy

🐞 love

🐞 my love

🐞 babe

🐞 daddy ;)

🐞 mi amor

🐞 precious

🐞 handsome

and if any boy called me by any of these i would immediately melt

[oh-elijah]

i think going to an old amusement park ((or any amusement park)) would be the perfect date. we can ride roller coasters ((and sit closely in the small cars)), we can get soft-serve ice cream and pretzels, we can ram into each other with bumper cars, and watch the lights get smaller as we go up in the ferris wheel.

what do you think?

[lovestruckmlm]

I’m very sleepy and I would just like for a guy to hold me as I fall asleep is that too much to ask