Haters be hatin' while I'm cookin' bacon

Amy 19 Snapchat: amylouise1709

[ruinedchildhood]

[chloe-blog-blog-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gobblechopstv]

[oh-hai-it-me]

Someone: it's too hot

Me, internally: everyone has forgotten, but I haven't. I haven't forgotten uptown funk. I can't hear those words without getting an unexplainable urge to say 'hot damn.' Maybe nobody forgot. Maybe we all think this. I feel like we need to talk about the influence this song had on all of us.

[clestroying]

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something

[msmarvle-deactivated20211016]

[trap3z3]

Guy: I want someone who can put dinner on the table 

me:

[thatkinkyqueercouple]

*looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck*

[cringing]

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

[cringing]

[troyemell]

[dfunny1]

18 Mind-Blowing Facts That You Somehow Never Realized Were True

The world will never be the same.

[westernlariat]

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

[overshareanonymous-blog]

It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.

[leporidsandphalluses-deactivate]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS A FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????

[thewindsatyourback]

WHAT ABOUT CANADA.

[oscaroolong]

grEHy

[bamspeach]

WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA…?

[nuggetlesschild-deactivated2019]

grG’DAYMATEy

[best-life-wisdom]

I’m the sleepiest girl you’ll ever meet if u tell me lets take a nap I be with it any time of the day

[animalrates]

[theslaybymic]

Drag queen Phi Phi O’Hara recreates 90s cartoons

Drag queen, artist and chameleon extraordinaire Phi Phi O'Hara is chronicling her #365DaysOfDrag project on Instagram. As part of the year-long project, O'Hara limited her subject matter for a time to iconic cartoon characters of the ‘90s — and they are amazing.

More like this on @this-is-life-actually

[littlepandabear]

JUDY

[yourbigsisnissi]

i live

[andyrockcandy-deactivated202205]

Ok but this post left out the two best ones.

[romy7]

[milkmoustaches]

YOU BETTER FUCK. IT. UP.

[xenolithia]

CHARACTER MAKEUP. I CANT YES.

[chocolate--goddess]

Such talent

[molgera-deactivated20220202]

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes