Fuck Pronouns Im A BRIDGE!

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Playing around with a human Rocky (and Adrian) design

Eridian Grace to match my human Rocky hehe

Ruby lives under a rock. Figuratively speaking, anyway. She's not always up to date on the latest Happenings lol...

Anyway jazz hands gift art for @sharkfiinn !! I've wanted to draw Prism for agessss and I was hoping I could get to it during art fight but never got the chance ^^;; I think Ruby would very genuinely want to be friends as long as Prism is okay with Ruby forgetting things left and right lol

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

my-last-brain-cell-is-socrates

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

bogwitch-extraordinaire

@softness-and-shattering I hate you I hate you I hate you

Practicing some Lucifer and Alastor faces :3

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Bsky | Insta

concept: no astrophage au where eridians and humans still make first contact but like, properly. a whole diplomatic mission meeting in the middle of space to save travel time. stratt is humanity's greatest representation. the eridian equivalent is equally as scary and secretly soft. it's all very star trek.

but rocky and grace put the whole diplomacy thing in jeopardy by being too best buddy with it. like they're both really low level members of the mission. some engineer necessary for ship maintenance, and an obligatory molecular biologist they brought along in case they found more alien cells out in space. and these two guys like, somehow keep ending up hanging out essentially "at the back of the classroom." consistently left out of the actually important negotiations, and well, they're bored!

grace steals some laptops and starts jury-rigging his own personal translator for rocky, despite the fact that the official translation software is way quicker to learn and much more nuanced. rocky starts learning english, simplifies his eridian, and immediately starts mocking grace for needing the software. they start blabbing to each other about all the weird quirks of their respective cultures and advanced science their planets can do. the whole time they are ribbing each other about culture stuff. grace eats in front of rocky. rocky forces grace to sleep in a corridor somewhere so he can keep watch.

then stratt and the eridian leader find out and it's like

stratt: you. you've been meeting in private with a member of the eridian deligation?

grace: ... yyyes.

stratt: and you shared with them classified scientific documents?

grace: i... maybe gave him. a laptop. he's so smart! what was i supposed to do?

stratt: HIM? you've assigned male pronouns to a genderless species?

grace: he said he likes to match!

stratt: do you even know the name of this eridian?!

grace: i call him rocky :)

stratt: 😰

then on rocky's side of things it's like

eridian leader: sorry did you say you called the human after one of its digestive noises?

rocky: yeah :)

eridian leader: and. you've been telling it about how to make xenonite. one of our most vital trading resources.

rocky: yes yes, grace is very ignorant about basic chemistry 🙄

eridian leader: right. and you watch it sleep. despite the fact that all the human beings we have spoken to have described this as a cultural violation?

rocky: well he didn't like it at first but he came around!!

anyway both sides of the delegation are sweating profusely (metaphorically speaking) until they see rocky and grace in action and are like ohh! they're both freaks. we are not to blame for this. these two are just really bad at navigating cultural norms.

cut to grace curled up with rocky while he sleeps like a baby.

Decisions, decisions…

chromaticrainarts

Presenting Human and Eridian Grace!

Not much to say that I didn't already, but I spent a lot of time thinking about his eridian form and Im satisfied with it.

You'll understand this better if you take a look at my eridian egg cycle chart!

(ignore how the last page is unfinished, i want to go to bed)

P.S. Because Eridians have really long lifespans, and most mate clusters only have one litter of offspring in their lives, hatching is a rare occasion and celebrated greatly. Because of this, Eridians name their children after celestial body positions or natural circumstances that happen when the pebbles hatched.

Teaching my niece and nephews ball (artistic rendition)

castielrisingabove

When it’s announced that a Bay Area middle school teacher is one of three heroes sent to save the world, San Francisco clamors to rename things to “Ryland Grace.” Grover Cleveland Middle is quick to the draw, becoming Ryland Grace Middle the very next school year. Grace also gets a street, of course, a science wing at Stanford, a state park along the coast — by the time the Beetles return, you could probably throw a rock in San Francisco and hit a Ryland Grace reference.

Eva Stratt, meanwhile, is a stain. Graffiti tucked away in alleys and under bridges, forever painted over by the powers that be. A name meant to be forgotten. Stratt has always known this was part of the deal: after all, humanity needs a villain just as much as it needs its heroes. The best she can hope for is to be erased entirely on Earth.

And yet, light-years away, there is a beloved body of water, its surface dancing with artificial waves, that Ryland Grace wistfully refers to as The Sea of Stratt.

okay 1) i love this so much and 2) hear me out, legal name is The Sea of Stratt but he also nicknames it Stratt’s Vat II in fondness and in honor of her aircraft carrier

matching tail squad

I think that Kakashi's insistance on being. such an annoying bastard comes from an actual place of him wanting people to be just as unwilling to talk to him and him being able to maintain his air of mystery 'what is wrong with that guy', but he doesn't want people to actually be AFRAID of him like they are in ANBU. like people don't talk about how weird he is. they talk about how every time someone dies on a mission with him it's because he killed them. He would really appreciate if people started commenting on all the attention-seeking bullshit behavior he pulls instead of calling him a comrade killer. No, I didn't kill that guy, but I DID bark at the wall after I bumped into it. please talk about that instead OwO. (He doesn't realize that his weird ass behaviour just makes him seem more unhinged to the people already scared of him. It only makes him seem silly goofy to the people that already either don't take him seriously or know he isn't a threat to them. This is part of why team 7 seems so fucking insane.)!

plus

content warning !!! seizure

i really really really love the idea of eridians hearing absolutely everything in a human body and being able to predict an episode of something, similarly to how medical alert service dogs can

I was so taken by the image of 20-30 pebbles activating in unison that I had to draw it immediately

(Featuring Etch, Variolite, Prism, Cheeto, Dandelion, Citrus, and Cantaloupe, by @t3ch-wizard, @ghost-crows, @sharkfiinn, @problematiccheeto, @nacho-business1, @moth-in-a-mason-jar, and @leafnyx respectively (and Kelly, but she’s mine))

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A REAL Freddy Fazbear’s location is coming to the American Dream Mall in New Jersey in 2027!

“Freddy’s coming to Life”

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