keep moving forward.

UCF graduate. wifey. disney college program alumni. just a witchling finding her way.

[steampunktendencies]

Compilation of creepy victorian houses 

More victorian houses 

[aceporkins]

Perfect for Halloween, always the spookiest house on the block.

[oh-misslady]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[danisphan-deactivated20260302]

A Guide To Florida

I have a lot of friends who live in other states and countries and they ask me what it’s like living in Florida. So I have created THE ULTIMATE GUIDE OF LIVING IN FLORIDA!!!

Hurricanes are a joke

So are mosquitos

Mosquito repellant doesn’t work but Cortizone 10 does.

Not everyone lives next to Disney, SeaWorld or Busch Gardens.

No one outside of Miami or Orlando are Heat or Magic fans.

Yes we have baseball teams, and they suck

We also have  American football teams, they suck too

We also have Soccer teams, they are actually pretty good but its like being in an exclusive club if you’re a fan.

Despite being the most southern state, hockey seems to be the only professional sport we are good at.

The Tampa Bay Lightning are better.

If you have to drive to Tampa and its foggy out, give yourself another hour. The Skyway is probably closed.

DONT TURN ON YOUR HAZARDS IF IT STARTS RAINING!!!!!!!!!

Never prepare for Hurricane season, unless a hurricane is DEFINITELY going to hit us.

Hurricane parties are a tradition. You MUST go if you are invited.

No matter what the weather man says, it WILL rain today.

60 degrees F is cold

50 degrees F is freezing

Anything lower than that is absurd.

Sunscreen is your best friend

Alligators are the unofficial state animal.

It’s normal to see one in your pool or backyard.

Black racers (a type of snake) are cool, DONT KILL THEM, they are non-venomous and protect your yard from rats.

If you have an outdoor pool, EXPECT TO SEE FROGS.

Even though no one in their family has ever gone to the school, almost everyone is a FSU, UF, or USF fan.

Florida isn’t a ‘southern’ state like Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, etc. No one born here has a southern drawl.

Shorts and t-shirts is an all year outfit.

Miami isn’t anything like they show in the movies 335 days out of the year, the other 30 is spring break.

NEVER GO TO DISNEY ON A MAJOR HOLIDAY!!

Go the day after, the parks are EMPTY!

Learn the stingray shuffle, IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!

^^^This isn’t a dance move, its a way to prevent being stung by a stingray while hanging out at the beach.

9 times out of 10, it’s a porpoise not a dolphin.

If you own a surfboard, GET RID OF IT OR MOVE TO CALIFORNIA. Waves don’t exist in the Gulf of Mexico, and the waves on the east coast are nothing compared to the west coast.

No matter where you are, its less than two hour drive to a beach.

If it starts raining, don’t panic or cancel your outdoor plans, its normal.

The only thing you have to worry about is when its starts STORMING.

Tampa isn’t called the lightning capital of the world for nothing.

Lastly, yes, we are actually planning on separating from the U.S to form our own country. Because honestly, we do nothing.

I hoped everyone found this helpful.

Feel free to add more!!

[sosuperawesome]

Enamel Pins by Northern Spells on Etsy

[ronandhermy]

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

[hip-hip-bourree-deactivated2021]

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

[odin-n-out]

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

Ok but were you an Egyptology kid, a Dragonology kid, or a Wizardology kid?

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[sixpenceee]

She looks so shocked at being found!

[ex0skeletal]

[gorgonetta]

[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family.  A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]

I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.

[nightwatch-official]

it’s really interesting seeing death portrayed as a woman 

[lillypeppermint-blog]

Especially a a nurturer rather than a destroyer

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[allthequeenstarot]

You guyssssss, I need the Marigold Tarot so bad.

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[lyrium-deactivated20230102]

stir-by-still:

TAROT CHEAT SHEET #1

MAJOR ARCANA

0. THE FOOL | blank slate, beginning, innocence ® | reckless, negligence, unaware of consequences 1. THE MAGICIAN | willpower, manifestation of desires ® | trickery, illusions, lies, out of touch w/ truth 2. THE HIGH PRIESTESS | intuition, inner voice ® | repressed/unheard inner voice 3. THE EMPRESS | mother figure, nurture, earth/nature ® | smothering, dependence, needing to let go 4. THE EMPEROR | authority, structure, control, father figure ® | tyranny, too much control 5. THE HIEROPHANT | tradition, conformity, morality ® | rebellion, subversiveness, divergence 6. THE LOVERS | union, duality, choice, harmony ® | disharmony, loss of balance 7. THE CHARIOT | self-control & willpower leading to victory ® | loss of control, lack of direction 8. STRENGTH | bravery, inner understanding that radiates power ® | self-doubt, insecurity, weakness 9. THE HERMIT | solitude, contemplation, seeking inner truth ® | loneliness, isolation, disconnect w/ fellow humans 10. WHEEL OF FORTUNE | change, cycles, inevitability ® | bad luck, helplessness, series of bad events 11. JUSTICE | cause & effect, karmic retribution ® | unpunished misbehavior, unfair, turning a blind eye 12. THE HANGED MAN | willing sacrifice, release of control ® | stalling, needless sacrifice, waiting to no avail 13. DEATH | end, cyclical closure, metamorphosis ® | fear of change, stagnation, limbo, holding on 14. TEMPERANCE | moderation, balance, middle path ® | extremes, excess, lack of balance 15. THE DEVIL | materialism, destructive patterns, excess ® | freedom, release, restoring control 16. THE TOWER | sudden disaster, upheaval, collapse ® | delaying inevitable disaster, avoiding suffering that could lead to growth 17. THE STAR | hope, faith, guidance ® | faithlessness, lack of guidance, negative thoughts 18. THE MOON | unconscious, intuition, illusions, dreams ® | confusion, misinterpretation 19. THE SUN | success, clarity, positivity, conscious ® | negativity, depression, sadness, pessimism 20. JUDGEMENT | reckoning, honest evaluation of oneself ® | lack of self-awareness, self-loathing 21. THE WORLD | completion, wholeness, fulfillment ® | incompletion, no closure, nearing end of journey but something is missing

Tarot Cheat Sheet #1 - Major Arcana

Tarot Cheat Sheet #2 - Wands

Tarot Cheat Sheet #3 - Cups

Tarot Cheat Sheet #4 - Swords

Tarot Cheat Sheet #5 - Pentacles

[witchdelilah]

uncharted 4 - heads or tails

[allura]

“This home is protected.”

[mypieceofculture]

Witch Aesthetics // Pink Witch

Blue | Gray | Purple | White | Red | Green | Orange

[mypieceofculture]

Witch Aesthetics // Purple Witch

Blue | Gray | White | Red | Green | Pink | Orange