big. meaty. claws.

barely a 90s kid | they/them | here for a laugh

[gruesomegf]

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

Quick question:

Can you read cursive?*

Yes

No

Sort of/Slowly/With effort

Depends heavily on the handwriting

extra option for whatever I didn't think of

Remaining time: 7 hours 36 minutes

*to be clear, whether you can or do write it is a different question. If something is written in cursive, can you read it?

[scrapironflotilla]

Yes, but getting used to some of the more unique hands takes a bit of practice. And then sometimes they're just taking the piss

[thedurvin]

Back when I was doing transcription work there were some letters from a Civil War officer to his wife and there were a couple of words even the professionals were having trouble with, but finally I parsed them out: he was spelling things phonetically to show how his men were mispronouncing French words for different types of battlefield fortifications.

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[romanceyourdemons]

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

[lymphonodge]

[frottinq]

Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying

[myfairynuffstuff]

Erika Toliusis (b.1969) - Pacific Angel. 2022. Oil with palette knife on canvas.

[sunshinetheinspiration]

@teaboot

[teaboot]

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

[cogentranting]

Mr. Collins would be such a fan of ai. He would love it. He would have it write scripts for him to use for complimenting people. He'd ask it what to do in social situations and then when someone would tell him "I think that's a bad idea" he'd be like "my dear madam it's so good of you to be concerned but I think the highly esteemed Grok knows a little more about this than a lady like yourself" and then he'd go humiliate himself publicly.

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[were--ralph]

Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

[were--ralph]

Listen buddy you can't just say things like this and not share with the class

[phillychizsteak]

[were--ralph]

okay!

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[bruzum]

[prokyon]

SHRIMP CHECK! ARE YOU SHRIMPING?

STOP IT.

[dogpuppy]

[sacred-portal]