[oh-sugarbaby]

I just went to store and bought a bottle of patron, a binkin razor & condoms lmaooooo ugh why can’t u just buy liquor in a self checkout

[oh-sugarbaby]

A few years ago I tweeted how my life was basically like good luck chuck, everyone I start talking to ends up finding their soulmate after me IVE MET MY MATCH (or worse) every girl this guy dates gets pregnant after him- we just did some creeping to prove both of our points He wants to break up with me so he can find his true love but I told him he’s stuck cause I’m not getting pregnant

[kingjaffejoffer]

Donald Trump announces “Space Force”, a sixth military branch of the United States for the express purpose of “Dominance” in outer space. 

#NotTheOnion

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

this is literally the funniest shit i’ve ever seen.

[loki-cat2]

[nevaehtyler]

This is so important! Don’t let baby boomers who think you’re wasting your time tell you what your priorities should be. Go live your lives 🙌🏾

[writtenbychloes]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. PREACH

[plainnjae]

Processing…

[soul-c-h-o-p-s-deactivated20250]

“Go. Do. Be. Your life should be about verbs”

That just shit an ice cold rainbow on my soul

[treedance]

Delete Yourself From Web Services With JustDelete.me

JustDelete.me is a directory that allows you to permanently remove yourself from different web services such as Facebook, PayPal, Amazon, etc. 

Why can’t you just go to the listed sites on your own and delete yourself that way, you ask? It’s not that easy. 

A lot of sites have dark patterns — interfaces created to trick users into agreeing to terms they otherwise wouldn’t — and JustDelete.me is designed to work around those patterns.

For example, Facebook’s Account Settings menu only offers people the option to deactivate their accounts, so many think that it’s not possible to completely delete themselves from the site; the “Delete Account” button can only be found if you hunt it down. With JustDelete.me, you can click the Facebook link and be taken directly to the “Delete Account” page without all the hassle.

JustDelete.me even color codes web services by how difficult it is to delete yourself from each site, with green being the easiest, and black being impossible. (Good luck deleting yourself from Craigslist.) 

Image: Screenshot of JustDelete.me

[hongkong-sugar-deactivated20150]

Ooh.

[brownbarbiesugar-deactivated201]

Pinning this for when I’m rich & famous.

[the-sugar-heaux-deactivated2021]

THIS

[kelcf]

Oh fuck me, I’m moving. Here I cum.

[gunzonyatmblr]

OH U A POLICE ASS BITCH HUH

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[xwhoismukx]

Lmao

[blst-moved84973478489]

happy 4/20 there’s still black men in jail serving unnecessary jail sentences for marijuana possession 

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

Do you think Kevin Spacey can ever return to the spotlight or is his career over indefinitely ?

fuck kevin spacey

[homoz]

Kelly Clarkson: I’ll spread my wings and I’ll learn how to fly, I’ll do what it takes till I touch the sky, and I’ll make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but I won’t forget all the ones that I love. I’ll take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway

Eight year old me:

[eastafricandream]

Hilary was Lowkey ahead of her time.

[a-philanthropistswife]

current mood for sure

[ekhloiss]

Reblog if this isn’t even your final form.

[thevoluntaryist-deactivated2018]

I saw this thread on twitter and was able to get screen shots literally minutes before the Grand Prairie Texas High School resource officer deleted his account.  In just one day @flybrownhuniee’s tweet had over 70,000 retweets and 180,000 likes.

Here’s a link to the thread.

[thevoluntaryist-deactivated2018]

They look so proud of themselves. I’m actually embarrassed for them. These are adults in charge of children, and they’ve lowered themselves to taking selfies with property they’ve stolen from the young and defenseless.

[lovelyardie]

Such bravery these cops display. Literally stealing candy from children, and then hiding when an armed shooter comes to murder children. Thin blue line who?

[dontfeedthemodel1-blog]

“Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone. Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance. Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will. Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy. You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you. That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that. Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while. It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface. I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile). Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.”

— things to remember (via bl-ossomed)

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[loganlerman]