Oh, Bugger off!

[manorinthewoods]

i would write a book in latin, about transcendence and transformation through the medium of a half-narrative half-grimoire chronicling the semi-eldritch deities of the world and their natures, histories, and powers, set in an alternate 15th century, if not for a few problems, such as A: not having any knowledge of latin, B: not having any knowledge of the 15th century, C: not having any mental capacity to work towards acquiring these things, and D: actually not having the mental capacity to really do anything so complex.

[ohbuggeroff]

As a former Latin student - supported

[gioia-rodica]

Not all snoring men are created equal. Some are masters of the art, snoring evenly through the night, flow as smooth as a baby's white noise machine. Others are more like a faulty tractor.

[ohbuggeroff]

And it's always a guessing game whether that engine is gonna start up again or whether it suffocated itself indefinitely

[ohbuggeroff]

This is important for many reasons

[ohbuggeroff]

Y'all I drew it!!

[ohbuggeroff]

This is important for many reasons

[ohbuggeroff]

So a friend sent me this today...

And I've been thinking about it all day so now you have to, too

[ohbuggeroff]

Me returning to my home country and rolling up on my friends like

My friends:

[weloveshortvideos]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

I’m happy for her

[saltball]

Shes fucking domino

[ohbuggeroff]

Imagine asking her to tidy up her room and you come in an hour later and there she is, yeeting her toys around the place

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.

[ohbuggeroff]

When he driver opens his bus hole...

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

via 歪克思

[ohbuggeroff]

AAAAAAAAA PLEASE LOOK AT THESE HELL DUCKS BEING NICE FOR ONCE

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ohbuggeroff]

Cats are either the dumbest creatures on earth or too smart to out up with bullshit and just sleep all day. There's no in between.

[haoqw]

artists when drawing: i want to draw. i have no motivation. i am doodling. drawing is hard. i am never touching a pencil again. i miss drawing.

[ohbuggeroff]

It's the worst when you really *want* to draw but don't know what to draw so you're just sitting in front of your empty paper like

[c-bassmeow]

[ohbuggeroff]

Was I a ghost I'd probably go around singing "Mamaaaaaa I just killed a maaaaan"

[ohbuggeroff]

Me leaving the test early because I didn't know shit but still pretending to have known everything

[ohbuggeroff]

Behold - the Andean Condor, the largest bird of prey on this planet!

[ohbuggeroff]

I hate to think that some people must think I'm some kind of weirdo because they saw me on the street doing something weird once and never met me again. Fuck all of you, I'm normal 😖

[ohbuggeroff]

Reading my old diaries from when I was like 14:

CRINNNNNNGE

[ohbuggeroff]

Y'all ever ate a cold banana while high?

That shit some quality culinary masterpiece