Saurondriel truly is a Rom-con:
“Rings of Power” Season 1 didn’t really play coy with the “Celeborn, I’m going to take your woman.” innuendo:
“Celeborn was his name. We met in a glade of flowers. I was dancing and he saw me there. You were dancing? The war seemed so very far away then. When he went to it, I chided him. His armor didn't fit properly. I called him a silver clam. I never saw him again after that.”
Galadriel tells Theo about her husband, Celeborn, 1x07
Tamar: And how close are you and the She-elf? You're on a lucky streak, low man. Free sail to our island, eating our food, drinking our ale... What will you take next? Our lands? Our trades?
Halbrand/Mairon (eating clams): Don't forget your women.
Tamar: Maybe he and the She-elf aren't so close after all. Wager she'd prefer someone of better breeding [Celeborn is a prince].
Halbrand/Mairon before he gets into a alley fight the Númenóreans smiths, 1x03
Oh, look: a silver clam on Mairon’s plate.
Galadriel: What happened?
Halbrand/Mairon: Dispute about a woman.
Galadriel visits Halbrand at Númenor prison, 1x03
"You're married to a prince, Galadriel? Watch me become a king."
"King of the Southlands isn't enough for you? How about King of all Middle-earth? Call me Tar-Mairon, "King Excellent"."
"No? You deny Mairon, again!? You kick me in the face? We are married, now! Blood marriage ritual on your glade of flowers!"
"Give me the rings and let's go to Mordor, we have a fortress to build. And I'm nicknaming it after Nenya*."
*In Tolkien lore "Nenya" is known as "Ring of Adamant", and Sauron's fortress in Mordor, Barad-dûr is also called "Tower of Adamant".
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