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@queencamden

I literally don’t know what this is now. Used to be in Tudorblr and the Three Dark Crowns fandom, now just reblog stuff mostly. An anxious lad (but she/her pronouns just love the term lad). Creator of William Chatworth Shitr, and CEO of cursed prose. Please don’t take any of this seriously (except for anything about Katheryn Howard if you call my queen a slut I shall have no mercy)

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period-dramallama

The Tudors but every time Henry has someone executed the Oompa Loompas sing a song about them on the scaffold

#Tudor memes

my-dailydreams

theblackparadeisdead

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

rosemarytales

getting into arthuriana be like:

shaggydogstail

This tweet lives rent-free in my head now. Hands-down the best comment about the relationship between art and artist.

valtsv

i have the complexion of a sickly victorian child, the disposable income of a 10th century serf, and the fashion sense and eccentric personality of a professor of the arts in the 1920s who does a lot of cocaine

celestial-fang

3 components of worldbuilding:

1. The author’s kinks

2. The author’s power fantasy

3. The author’s political agenda

Plot and logic optional

lttrsfrmlnrrgby

4. The author's formative trauma(s), unrecognized until after they hit post and then reread it for typos, only to blink in shock and say, "Oh. Oh. Oh fuck."

moniquill

5. The author's personal grievances with other works in the same genre. (May relate to #3 but not always)

baddywronglegs

6. The author's favourite bit of historical, cultural or scientific trivia or other academic obsession that they only stop talking about to eat and maybe breathe in if they can't get circular breathing down

#writing

sisterdragonwithfeathers

this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN

are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,

YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE

you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!

Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!

a-s-fischer

If you want a good object lesson about what we can and can't know about the past, we don't know Ea-Nasir was a dishonest merchant selling shoddy goods.

What we know is we have found a cache of complaint tablets about him selling low quality copper as high quality, in a site that was probably his own residence. We know multiple people complained he was a cheat. It's entirely possible they were right. It's also entirely possible that he kept these complaint letters as records of people he would no longer do business with, because they had made accusations and threats in order to bully him into giving them free copper. That is an equally valid interpretation of the evidence.

My point is not that we have maligned Ea-Nasir, my point is that thousands of years later, we do not and cannot know.

kindigo

Actually he wrote all the complaints himself with various sock puppet accounts to drum up sympathy subscribers to his Claytreon

#ea nasir

escuerzoresucitado

hotvampireadjacent

Ok

#we have one of these in my city too lol #the sign’s not as direct but still

goosec0id

“God's a house. Which is not to say that our house is God's house or even a house of God. What I mean to say is that our house is God.”

theriverbeyond

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.