I 10000% agree.
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I 10000% agree.
I wonder if flynn rider would have been into bondage if repunzel still had the hair.
Tbh I never understood why the term āthunder thighsā is supposed to be derogatory, it sounds like I am a terrifying weather goddess
Just tell people: āWhy yes, my thighs *were* blessed by an Asgardian diety. Thank you for noticing.ā
āHe murmured the blessing while he was between them, in fact.ā
CAN THIS BE A THING NOW?
Thor thighs!
So apparently Doritos makes a Roulette bag of chips that has one really fuckin hot one. What part of hell did this spawn from?
any rich men follow me who want to buy me things and get nothing in return
White People on Twitter
People on twitter : Haha yea let's do the charlie charlie challenge.
Me: dude tf don't do that it's a demon
People on twitter : Lmao calm down it's just a game.
Me: And since when is charlie a mexican name?
People on twitter: *play the game*
Charlie: Hola Putas te voy a matar.
People on twitter: *die*
Me: Hoe I told you
I hope the Cucuy takes all the whites doing the #CharlieCharlieChallenge
oh my god
This is the best thing ever! šš
I am unfit for public and that is the truth.
I still think this is the best thing ever!
I bet under all that clothes youre naked....you slut!
Letās continue this conversation in bed, she whispered, my legs canāt wait to hear what your hands have to say.
- Michael FaudetĀ Ā (via michaelfaudet)
An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didnāt already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, āHi handsome. My name is Rose. Iām eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?ā I laughed and enthusiastically responded, āOf course you may!ā and she gave me a giant squeeze. āWhy are you in college at such a young, innocent age?ā I asked. She jokingly replied, āIām here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kidsā¦ā āNo seriously,ā I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. āI always dreamed of having a college education and now Iām getting one!ā she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months, we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this ātime machineā as she shared her wisdom and experience with me. Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up. At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. Iāll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, āIām sorry Iām so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! Iāll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know.ā As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, āWe do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day. Youāve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and donāt even know it!There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and donāt do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight. Anybody can grow older. That doesnāt take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets. The elderly usually donāt have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets.ā She concluded her speech by courageously singing āThe Rose.ā She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the yearās end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that itās never too late to be all you can possibly be .When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, theyāll really enjoy it! These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE. REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.
Have you ever just sat and looked at someone and thought "god i bet that dude has a giant dick!"?
6 selfies of 2014 drowningofelia youre lucky i found this many. Lol!!
Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITāS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnāt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT āITS WORTH A TRYā SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnāt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itās just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNāT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Ā
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNāT THINK IāD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IāM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITĀ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iāve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITāS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.