Here and Now, Nothing Matters

"You are Jane Porter, I saw it in your letter. When you see this, you will know that it is for you and that Tarzan of the Apes loves you.” Jane Porter, wife of Tarzan and Viscountess Greystoke. The woman in yellow, amateur adventurer and botanist extraordinaire. Just take a look through my eyes, because this story is only just beginning. [ indie rp blog for Jane Porter of "Tarzan" fame ] [ tracking the tag 'ohexcrementum' ]

[askaanimatedprince]

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"Well, I hope you’re happy now" 

[ohexcrementum]

{  🐒  } ------

               "---Far from it, actually."

[evergreenring]

edit with every face character #12 → jane porter (x)

[cxptisanarchive]

beingwiththeperfectgenes hisxpath @idroppedher ohexcrementum

”Why are you here?”

[ohexcrementum]

        "----Internal affairs, Captain. Basic rounds for the biology department."

[1000thxhaunt-deactivated2014072]

;;Foolish Mortals

"What are you doing here?"

[ohexcrementum]

      "I was taking a drive, and now        my car's out of gas, and you're        the first living person I've seen        in nearly two hours, so I just...

                            ----I was exploring, that's all. Your estate is beautiful."

[taintedgarden]

 "It’s lovely… I've never seen such a wonderful human trinket." 

[ohexcrementum]

       "It's a chandelier I inherited         from my mother, inlaid with         pearls and emeralds."

        "It's my favorite furnishing in          the house, although Daddy          finds it a bit gaudy."

[ohexcrementum]

drxianmalcolm

{  🐒  } -----

         ❝ Well, well. Doctor Malcolm.

                               What a p l e a s a n t surprise. ❞

         ❝ What brings you to my lab after all these y e a r s?  ❞

[ridleydaisy]

[captainlordauditor]

#headcanon that when stark restarts shield#and brings nick back in#he sets up nick’s computer access so it follows his good eye#and whatever pops does so in front of him#wherever he’s looking#and also takes into account any depth perception issues due to only having the one eye#and tony just does it because he sort of makes for easier user access because he imagines no one else gets as much done as he does#he does the same thing for bruce’s computer access at the tower#doing research and eliminating triggers and flashing things from the interface#and generally subtly eliminating stress-inducing material#i just really like my headcanon that tony knows his friends have disabilities and works to accommodate them#and also sometimes he sends pepper in to give bruce a hug#because bruce needs hugs#and pepper is very good at them

[winchesters-take-a-fallen-angel]

headcanon accepted

[ohexcrementum]

charlagnan

        "This is the fourth time I've          told you, Monsieur Bernajoux,          my work does not cater to----"

{ ----! }

        "Do you need something, garçon?          Or have you come barging into my          private workspace simply for your          own amusement?"

[ohexcrementum]

     ❝ ---Look. Up there.

                        Isn't it b e a u t i f u l ? ❞

[bxnevolence-deactivated20190119]

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"No, no, not at all. I was wondering if I might… ask you a question. About your work…"

[ohexcrementum]

"My work....?"

       "Ah, certainly, Miss Bonacieux. What is it that you wish to know?"

[notyouraveragethief-archive]

ohexcrementum started following you

{☠} —— “Normally when I’m in a jungle people aren’t seen for miles.”

[ohexcrementum]

      {🐒} ---- ❝ Well, excuse me for defying your expectations, miss. ❞

                                  ❝ What would you be doing in a jungle anyway? ❞

[bxnevolence-deactivated20190119]

ohexcrementum

"Oh, excuse me, Miss Porter. I… I wonder if I might have a word?"

[ohexcrementum]

            "---Certainly, Madam. Is there an issue?"

[eundum-deactivated20140520]

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[lettherebedoodles]

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[dream-scenarios]

The male has no idea why the other person is staring at him and he’s not sure if he’s supposed to say something but he’s starting to feel uncomfortable under their gaze. “What?”

[ohexcrementum]

Jane smirked at Tarzan, his discomfort at her staring obvious in his face. She knew it was a bad habit of her, but she just couldn't help it.

      "You're doing that thing again," she said, her Gorilla being only slightly rough. "That thing where I can't decide whether to draw you or laugh at you."

[scarredbyheart]

"Don’t deny it. This king looks like causing a roar”

[ohexcrementum]

         "---Oh, excuse-moi for not being able to read your body language so easily."

 { What a dolt. }