"Literally all I want to do is eat and watch Xmen."
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@ohfckharley
"Literally all I want to do is eat and watch Xmen."
What — - did you clone yourself?
I mean...kinda.
Babies are kinda like clones, she does have my weird elf-like years and big nose.
OH NO Google says you should try gently swinging your baby or give her a pacifier or something!!
As much as I tried, don't think she's buying it. He just wants to eat and scream, this ain't gonna fly I swear.
Oh well, I'm gonna play the soundtrack to the Lilo & Stitch over and over.
Oh my God, how the hell do you cope? If it was me, the kid would be in a Moses basket on the first doorstep off the freeway.
Well, I don't think I could deal with dumping my baby angel somewhere. But I was getting totally stressed out.
"Mini Me has been screaming for 38 miles. I can't believe she hasn't lost her voice."
Doesn’t sound like a problem to me.
"Glad my addiction to nerdy shit isn't a problem. Though I'm still starting to worry about myself."
You are a true hero. I wish I had that many collectibles of things I love!
"It's a bit expensive to have so much stuff. I hardly know what to do with any of it besides set it all up around my place and pray I never get house guests who are going to judge."
This album is too good.
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Both, duh!
Doesn’t that cost so much money? I’ve seen some of those figurines — they’re hella expensive sometimes.
Eh, sometimes. Sometimes I got good deals on them because I'm friends with the guy who owns the comics and collectibles shop back home. I think he had a crush on me, with was problematic considering...Well, I'm here, so the explanation is evident as to why that wouldn't work.
Shut up. Stop talking. Are you serious right now? Don’t lie to me.
I can’t say I’m really into collectibles, but the fact that it’s Harry Potter and LOTR is reason enough for my current crisis.
You want me to shut up, or you want me to tell you?
I love collecting junk from movies! Like, it's just so much fun to have something, I don't know!
"So I'm still trying to unpack a lot of my box's from when I moved in, and let me tell you something...I've opened up 3 boxes that were nothing but Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter collectibles..I have a problem..."
Adamantium makes me sad though ‘cause they only use it to kill people. Poor Wolverine. Can we pick a different metal?
Uuuuhm...Titanium? That's strong, right?
That is quite far from me :[ :[ :[ have I ever been so sad or heartbroken
Maybe someday our friendship will be stronger than adamantium and I'll visit.
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CAN I BABYSIT
WELL IF YOU LIVE NEAR WEYBRIDGE, THEN SURE? NOT SURE I SHOULD TRUST MEN OFF THE INTERNET THOUGH
mydxcember:
this song means so much to me.